A/N: Ok all I'm really gonna say about this is this is probably the MOST MATURE thing I have EVER written and the title of the chapter...is SO true..., but you're all gonna like it anyways X3. ANYWAYS the start of this chapter is a little random AND my new profile Pic is the two baby goats I got, Jax is the darker one and Xerxes (Zerk-zeez) is the lighter one. That's just a few hours after they were born.

ALSO! Book Casanova~ As promised this chapter is dedicated to you XD, you might have to fight though...I realized after last chapter that Jax has a TONNNNN of fangirls...O.o, I got random Pmers saying things that should never be said about him...But at least they...li-love him... *creeped out face* I don't blame them though. XD

Ok so I was at the movies the other day and I got SUPER pissed. Why? Because a movie has the title OF MY BOOK! DEAD MAN DOWN IS MINE YOU BITCH! Phew had to get that out, I will DESTROY anyway who says, Uh you copied this from that movie OR did you get this title from that movie Dead Man DOwn? Just know whoever that person is *evil pissed off face* You have a one way ticket for a first class ride down to HELLL! MINNNNNEEEE MINE MINEEEE! I'm still so pissed about it...+(

ANYWAYS! Onto the review responses.

Incredible Reviewer! (IR): XD, "Ok, round two...Time to get the pants on." I LOVE that line! I just imagined this character laying on the ground, then sticking his hand up into the air and saying that. It's such a funny picture in my head =3, I'm glad you thought it was funny too! I hope you like this chapter! and it shall make you laugh as if you have never laughed before! MUAHAHAHHA. =D, have a good day my friend!... Incredible Reviewer NOW THAT'S A GOOD ONE XD ~

Psy-psy...PSYCHOCHICKEEENNNNNN IN DA HOMIE HOUUUSSEEE LOL: The game of uncle is freaking amazing, I've played it with some many people and they usually give in when I jump on their back and keep screaming "SAY IT!" Like Zim does =D. I lose a lot though too, especially when you friend hits your bootay with a crow bar...OWWWW. It still hurts D8! I'm glad Exodus will be happy with his blood! more shall be coming soon~ I can list the blood types if you want, Vex: O+, Cari: B+, Tabitha: A, Jax: O, Zim: AB-, Jeb: OB+, Rea: OB+, The twins: No one knows, they won't let people take blood types...AND YES! PANTS ARE A WORLD WIDE PROBELM! XD...well apparently for MY characters it is anyways LOL. If you catch phil, take all his money and give it to me...I wanna go buy his chicken legs at KFC LOLOL. 8D. I hope you enjoy this! Tabby get's her wish~ ;)

Books love their queen~~~ BOOKY CASANOOOOVVAAAA~: Ya like my little song there? Made it up myself LOL. I'm A DIRTY SON OF A BIITCh? I KNEW I WAS SPECIAL! LOL. Yes I was trying to hide it from you but THAT failed miserably LOL. Oh and don't worry, this chapter's for you for a reason...TRUSt ME O.o...If you're happy now...wait until the end of this chapter...0.- LOl. I hope you keep your pants on! LOL XDDDDDDD That was horrible of me...LOL Hope you enjoy budday! I'll PM ya back in just a sec.

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The start of the chapter is just...weird...I was weird when I wrote this so get over it LOL. ~ DDDEEATTHE H:EWO YTHCio g WISH LOL.

Cari's POV.

"Hey…Vex, get up! Come on you're supposed to wake up at the slightest of noises! GET UP!" I'd been trying to wake Vex up for about five minutes now and he was still unresponsive. It worried me to the point of where I checked his heartbeat to make sure he was still even alive.

Vex never sleeps through anything. He's always up at the slightest noises or the tiniest of movements. I was actually starting to worry. What if he was comatose or something because of the nightmare he had earlier?!

"Oh Irk, I need to go get, Jeb. He'll know what to do!" I shouted loudly and started rushing towards the door.

"There ain't nothin' that sorry bastard can do that I can't do better," A voice behind me growled angrily. I smirked; I totally knew that would work. If all else fails bring Jeb up in a conversation and he'll try to be better.

"I knew you'd wake up for that," I sighed and turned back around to see him sitting up and holding his head, "You ok?"

"I have a headache, probably from ya shoutin' my worst enemy's name everywhere ya go." He grumbled back while closing his eyes tightly, "I think that's why I ain't wakin' up ta every little sound."

"Well it's good that you're getting some sleep, but the head ache is a problem. Do you want me to go get you some aspirin?"

"I do have ta keep some dignity ya know. Naw I'll be fine kid, it's just a headache, nothin' I can't handle," Vex answered and shrugged while slightly smirking. He adjusted his hat on his head before pulling the blanket off of his lap and standing up to stretch.

"Alright, if you say so. But I still think you're crazy and filled with pride," I joked and smirked over at him when he shot me a deadly look.

"Ya got a problem with that?"

"No, no. Not at all," I rolled my eyes before my expression hardened from remembering what I brought him in here to talk about in the first place.

"How long was I out?"

"Maybe three, four hours at the most. But that's not what I want to talk to you about," I said back while crossing my arms over my chest and turning back towards him. My antenna lowered aggressively as he gave me a questioning look, "You need to start controlling your temper around, Jeb."

"I don't need ta do anythin' but yer right that I need ta watch how I act 'round him. I don't want another death over my head. 'Specially since he used to be my…friend."

"I bet it's been a while since you said that word in the same sentence as, Jeb's name," I said with a small half smile, "But that's not the point, Vex. We will die if we don't get up to the surface. No matter how much I hate to admit it, Jeb is right, we need to leave. However I will only leave if he has already arranged us a place to stay where we can be safe, all of us which includes you. So please don't start going at his throat every few seconds. He's really just trying to help."

"He can't ensure everyone's safety. Someone will find out 'bout us, they'll squeal then we'll be in some real trouble," Vex argued calmly. Though his pupils did narrow slightly.

"That's what I'm worried about," I groaned and flopped down at my desk, "I've been thinking for hours. I don't want to separate the group so maybe we can take everyone into the woods to stay in the tree house with us."

"Ya don't have enough supplies ta keep everyone there and keep suspicion down. Someone would have ta run inta town fer food an' buyin' that much food could raise suspicion. 'Specially if they say it's just fer them."

"Maybe we could send different people every time?"

"Might work, but someone would eventually recognize us. We're a bunch a rouges kid, if the tallest hate ya then yer a rogue." Vex said back and covered his face with his hands, "Though I don't know what other choices we really have."

"Our only other choice would be to trust, Jeb and hope he finds us a safe place," I groaned while letting my head fall onto the table. My brain hurt from thinking and worrying so much.

"Let's leave that as a last resort," Vex growled under his breath, "He ain't exactly a trustworthy kinda guy. I learned that the hard way."

"Then what else do we do, Vex? I'm running out of ideas here! The last option would be to stay down here and die!"

"We could separate inta groups and split off inta different locations. It'd cause less suspicion."

"I already told you I don't want that!" I said in a frustrated tone. Vex went silent as he started thinking. I started thinking too when I uncovered something that sparked an idea, "The ball!"

"Wha?" Vex said with a dumbfounded look as he snapped his head over towards me.

My face darkened slightly but I was still glad I thought of this, "There's a ball, it's where the Vortarians are planning on meeting to discuss the PAK virus! We can go to it, learn about the virus then sneak off to the tree house unseen. Everyone would be too screwed over to notice anyways! We could all separate and run to stores all around in disguises to get supplies then meet somewhere to go to the tree house. We'll be fully stocked, together and unseen!"

"Yer insane," Vex groaned and face palmed, "That's almost more complicated than trustin', Jeb!"

"It's a win, win situation Uncle Vex! We learn about the virus, we are hidden, we get supplies, and we have a place to stay under the radar! We can do this!"

"Why would we go ta a ball where the Vortarians are gonna be discussin' our deaths?" Vex asked and crossed his arms while giving me a serious look.

"Well all Irkens are invited and-"

"A trap," Vex said interrupting me. I looked over at him curiously, "It's a trap. If all Irkens are invited then probably most Irkens are gonna go, the Vortarians would have the perfect opportunity to strike back right then an' there. We'd all get killed."

"So we'll counter attack them, we'll bring massive weapons and hide them on our persons. Then if they try anything suspicious we'll at least have a chance. We also have to warn the other Irkens."

"Kid, yer insane but I think ya actually got somethin' goin' here," Vex smirked while slightly adjusting his hat.

"Well thank you, I've been working on THAT idea for the past twenty seconds. Do you think it'll work?"

"Hell if I know, I'll be defendin' ya obviously since I am yer backup guard. Only problem we have left is gettin' the rest of the group ta do this, an' ta do it right."

"I know…that's going to be a slight challenge but I think we can do it. We just have to approach is correctly," I said with a new, bright smile. This might actually have a chance at working!

"Yer gonna have ta take that challenge on yerself kid, both you an' I know fer a fact there will be a certain purple eyed snake that will argue the idea if I have anythin' ta do with it," Vex said back while glaring at a wall in pure hatred. If looks could kill I'm sure he would've killed Jeb thousands of times over again by now.

I sighed and rolled my eyes, boys will be boys, "Alright, I'll handle it. But for now I think I should get some rest."

"Yeah, I should probably go terrorize a group a teenagers I know. Get some rest pretty girl, I'll see ya later."

"I still hate it when you call me pretty girl uncle Vex, you know it annoys me!"

"An' that's exactly why I say it, that an' it's true. Ya need ta be annoyed once an' a while. Night car car," Vex teased before ruffling my antenna and walking out of my room. I hated when he called me car car too.

"Night uncle Vex," I grumbled after a moment of silence.

Tabitha's POV. LOVE IT...

After Zim finally fell asleep and I grudgingly admitted uncle, I hurried up the stairs to hop into the shower. I felt so disgusting with Zim's sweat all over me. Damn him.

I finally submitted to saying uncle after Zim pinned me to the ground with my arm locked behind my back. He just waited until I wasn't paying attention to flop of his hospital bed and bring me down with him so he could gain the upper hand. I hated him for it but he wouldn't get his fat ass off of me until I grudgingly said uncle. That and he was threatening to drool on my head which was utterly disgusting, so I had to give in.

This of course satisfied Zim and gave him something to brag about so I just shoved him back into his bed, dosed him up with aspirin, strapped his wrists down with leather straps and left him there to suffer until he finally fell asleep.

He was pissed when he realized he had no power at that moment and started yelling at me but I just shoved a ton of peanut butter onto a spoon and shoved it in his mouth. He was like a dog with peanut butter; the idiot couldn't ever get it unstuck from the roof of his mouth so he'd spend hours trying to do so. It used to be my favorite pass time.

So all in all, I successfully shut Zim up with sticky peanut butter, he's now resting his muscles and he's finally asleep so I don't have to continue worrying about the idiot hurting himself. Don't worry though, he got most of the peanut butter off the roof of his mouth by the time he fell asleep.

Meanwhile, I stepped out of the shower and pulled on a big T shirt and some ladies boxers before walking out into the kitchen to fetch a cup of tea or water.

I started searching through the cabinets for tea when I remembered…I suck at making tea. The tea packet always managed to explode when I cooked it. The only person who could make tea really well was Jax. For a guy he was pretty good at cooking.

I once again sighed while thinking of him. Today was the day I actually started feeling better and I thought I might be getting over him, I still do think that. As long as I don't think about him too much then I think I'll finally be able to move on. Get my head back into the game so to speak.

I settled with just a cup of warm water as I headed off towards my room. I made it about half way there when I thought about that picture I gave to Jax. I thought about forgetting it but I think it'd help me move on by reminding me that it's all in the past now and there was nothing I could do about that.

I stopped in front of my door before looking over towards Zim's room. His door was shut which sparked my curiosity. I thought it was open when I went into the shower…how could it have closed itself?

'Maybe, Oniumare closed it or something…' I thought doubtfully as I stared at it. My curiosity continued to perk when I started thinking of those annoying 'what ifs.'

This is also the point when I heard something moving in his room. I was now slightly afraid but I was still brave enough to go check it out. Sadly the gun Jax gave me was still in that room so I wasn't exactly armed but I had my coffee mug, that could do some damage if I desired it to.

I walked over to Zim's door and grasped the handle quietly. My eyes narrowed as I focused on the noise in the room. It sounded clumsy and stressed, usually someone trying to break into a house isn't clumsy or stressed…or noisy.

I clutched my coffee cup tighter as I quietly pushed open the door to see who was in Zim's room. I glared into the darkness of the room until my eyes fell upon a person. At first I thought it was Zim but when I caught sight of the antenna, my heart nearly stopped.

My eyes snapped open in shock as the coffee cup slipped out of my hand and crashed loudly onto the ground. My jaw was dropped as he spun around to look for what made the loud noise. His big blue and black eyes widened when our gazes met.

I had to be dreaming, or dead…I don't know but this couldn't be happening. I was just starting to accept what had happened and move on!

His eyes trailed over my body making me blush slightly and start backing up, "Tabitha?" He said with a calm, happy voice. That voice that rang through my antenna and brought back soothing memories of him.

"No…no, no, no, NO! This…this isn't real," I said while shaking my head back and forth. My antennas were flattened down on my head and quivering with emotion as he gave me a funny look.

"Tabitha…? It's me, Jax!" He said while taking a cautious step towards me. I didn't know what to do, what to say, hell I didn't even know what to think. This couldn't be happening…it just couldn't.

"I…I-I, no…hell no," I spluttered while he started taking more steps towards me. It was obvious that he was in pain and that he couldn't walk very well by the way he kept stumbling around and almost falling flat on his face once or twice.

My mind blanked as he got at least two steps away from me. I was frightened, shocked and emotionally confused so I did what every other scared female Irken would do. I pulled my big T shirt down lower and started backing away towards my room, "Tabitha?" Jax asked in a hurt voice, "It's me. Remember, Jax?"

I shook my head back and forth as tears started boiling up in my eyes and pouring down the sides of my face. My pupils were narrowed and my antennas were slicked back in fear as I continued to back away from him.

He looked shocked upon seeing my tears and I remembered…he'd never seen me cry before. I cried when he died but he was dead so he wasn't aware of that, "Hey, it's ok. Don't cry please, I'm not good with crying females."

I didn't listen, I just continued to let tears fall and back up while he followed me. I was getting ready to turn around and run when my back came in contact with a wall. Oh Irk no…

His antenna fell limp on his head and he walked up to me until we were nearly pressed against a wall. I felt like screaming but nothing would come out. Just choked sobs and raggedy breaths. My panic only raised more when I felt his arms wrap around me tightly.

"It's ok, please don't cry…" My mind was frozen, that was his voice, those were his eyes and his antennas but that COULDN'T be Jax, it just couldn't!

"I-I don't know what to say…" I whimpered out as he slightly pulled away and looked me in the eye. My eyes were quivering with so many mixed emotions it wasn't even funny.

"You don't have to say anything," He whispered before doing something that nearly sent me into cardiac arrest. He wrapped his arms around me tightly and pulled me into his chest before leaning down and capturing my lips in his.

Blank. That's where my mind was. My eyes were snapped wide open whereas his were nearly closed and still deeply looking into mine. This…this really was him…no it couldn't be…but…but it was.

I couldn't help myself as I let more tears fall, clamped my eyes shut, wrapped my arms around his neck and kissed him back with as much force as I could put into it. He seemed surprised at first before wrapping his arms tighter around me and turning his head slightly to gain more access to my mouth.

He pulled away a few moments later and looked down into my eyes again before saying, "I love you." And kissing me again.

My heart pounded in my chest as I tried to process the exact words that came out of his mouth. He said it…he finally said it while being aware of what was going on around him.

This time I pulled away and buried my face in his neck before wailing, "I'm sorry! I didn't mean what I said! I swear I didn't mean a word of it! I love you, Jax. I love you so much you…you-"

"Hey, hey it's ok shhhh, I promise everything's going to be ok now," He whispered while rocking me back and forth slightly, "I promise."

"Don't say that unless you mean it!" I snapped and pulled away. He gave me a shocked look seeing the obvious distress in my eyes but he stayed calm the whole time.

"I mean it," He said softly while grabbing my chin in his hand, "I promise."

He pulled me in again to kiss me just with a gentler passion. I sighed against his touch and thought how horrible of a kisser I probably am…but it doesn't matter because this counts as the second person I've ever kissed! I shuddered at the memory of the first person I was forced to kiss. We were playing spin the bottle as kids and the bottle just HAD to land on Zim; it was the most awkward moment of my life…

However this…this was pure bliss. His soft lips overwhelming mine and gently moving against my lips. I felt like thousands of fireworks had exploded in my stomach and I was pretty sure he could feel how fast my heart was beating against my chest.

He pulled away for a minute and embraced me tightly. I could feel his heart pounding against his chest too making me feel slightly better about myself. However as soon as I realized what I had just done I started blushing crazily and tried not to make it awkward.

"You have no idea how long I've been waiting to do that," Jax sighed while running his hands down my back.

"You have no idea how long I've waited for you to do that," I choked out while hugging him as tightly as I could.

"I didn't mean anything I said either, Tabitha. I only said it because I was scared and I was worried I was going to lose you so I didn't want to let you go. I'm sorry, really I am." Jax whispered quietly while smothering my neck with his face.

We rocked back and forth with each other for a minute until I remembered something, "But…how are you…"

"Oniumare," Jax answered and pulled out of my grasp. I didn't want to let go so I grabbed his arm and held his arm tightly against my chest. It was like a life line. He noticed my obvious worry and moved his arm so he was holding my hand in a firm embrace, "I don't know how…but she did it and that's why I'm alive."

"I'm gonna kick her ass so hard when she wakes up," I said in a choked up voice. I also noticed a metal piece of something over where his heart was, "What the hell is that?"

"I'm not sure, but Oniumare said it would keep my heart beating if I started going downhill so she could fix me again," Jax answered and rubbed his thumb over the top of my hand. I was still crying but it was more tears of joy now. The man I loved was back and now my only regret with him was thrown out the window like yesterday's news.

Jax stared at me for a long moment as we stood there in silence before he said those three key words again. The words that made my heart skip a beat and swell with emotion, "I love you; I didn't get to say that before I was shot so I just want you to know that I really love you."

"I know and I love you too, I must sound like such a sap right now but you have no idea-,"

"I love you too was all you had to say," He smiled and ran his hand over my cheek before leaning down to kiss me again. I gladly participated in the kiss as his hands slid from my tear soaked cheeks down my sides and onto my bare thighs before trailing back up under my big T shirt and around my bare back.

My hands wandered up to his antenna where I proceeded to run my claw down one to nearly the end of it. Jax shuddered and opened his mouth slightly as I noticed a small…ok a large blush starting to overwhelm his face. My other hand trailed down his bare chest and back up to feel his still very firm muscles. Even after six months of being dead he could still keep up a good muscle structure, how was that even fair?

Jax made a small noise of pleasure as I continued my assault on his antenna and chest. It was freaking cute because he'd tried so hard to hold it back but failed miserably and only ended up embarrassing himself more than he intended to.

I pulled away slightly while he tried to kiss me again, "Don't you dare leave me again, this time, I'll come down to hell and drag your ass back here myself if you do."

He laughed quietly before pushing me gently against the wall and whispering against my mouth, "Trust me; I don't plan on it at the moment." I smiled against his lips as he softly worked his way from my lips, down my jaw line and onto my neck.

"Am I interrupting something?" A voice said which startled both Jax and I making us break apart as fast as we could and start blushing crazily.

I looked over to see a rather angry looking Oniumare leaning against the wall with her arms crossed, staring at Jax with frustrated eyes.

A/N: DAAMMMNNNN GET SOME JAX! LOL anyways...LALALALALALALALA I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT! LALALALALALALLALLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa I WARRRRNNNNNEEDDD YOOUUUU. God that was awkward for me LOL. BUt you love it anyways LOL. I Love the peanut butter thing with Zim though, I thought of that when i was feeding my do...ok horse...Peanut butter LOL. It HILARIOUS! Unnnntil they lick you with that DISGUST on their tongue...oh it's just FABULOUS. I had problems with peanut butter before...turns out it's harder to get off the top of your very back tooth then it seems, especially if your hands are occupied with bunches of file folders XD.

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Isabelle Frost:...=D...I hope all your wishes and prayers were answered with this chapter. JAXIE IIIISSSS alive...I LOVE HIM! I can't kill him...he's my fav OC, I can't live without hiM! Ok...so the fluff sort of turned into a creepy type of smut...Hope you liked it anyways LOL. And don't worry...I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING! You and your heart explosion never happened ;D, I think about ten other girls or guys had the same problem there...But I hope you adore this chapter, Jax hugs you for caring! :DDDDDDD. I know I made it off that he was dead but just so suddenly...I couldn't do it...I FAILED MYSELF LOL.

FRITTER IN DA CRITTER OF MR MITTER OF MY CRITTAAAAAA~: another song preformed by Me LOL. I HANDED YOU ANOTHER CHAPTTTTERRRR. I hope it fills you with goo...good feels goo LOL. XDXDXD. You saw fortune teller? TELL ME MOAR! !MOOOOOAOARRRRRR. LOLOLOL. I love that JAx is your second fav. Zim will always be up there for me but out of my OC's Jax and Vex are BAM tied for first. Jax slightly wins because I made him first but Vex is just freaking awesome...and I love me cowboy! XD. I hope you enjoyed this chapter my bestest buddddaaayyyyyyyyyy. I hope to hear from you again soooooooooooooooooOHHHHHoooo oOOONNNnn LAWLLLLEESSS. LOL.

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