Hey Everyone! So this is an update, its sort of short, so im sorry. If you have seen Hana Yori Dango, you'll notice that I am sort of rushing threw this. Butttt its only cause the beginging is my least favorite part :( ANYWAY THANK YOU TIMES~ to my 4 reviews!

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The crowd started cheering again, Naruto Looked around disgusted, he noted that Haku had the same type of expression on his face.

"Why don't the teachers stop this" Naruto asked in Hakus ear.

"The F4s families have made huge donations to this school, a silly fights not going to make them stop."

Naruto scowled at this but understood, money was everything.

"Bored now" Sasuke said, dropping Kaboto to the ground, the other 3 stood up as he started to walk out, stepping on Kaboto on his way out. His and Narutos eyes met for a second, but continued forward.

Once they were out of the room, the crowed started to break away, heading back to class room.

"What a bunch of Dicks" Naruto Muttered.

"Excuse me, what did you say about the F4?" A voice from behind him said. Turning Naruto saw-


Turning Naruto say pink. PINK. HOLY EFFING SHIT. THIS CHICK HAS PINK HAIR. (Can you guess who it is?)

"Hey, Dipshit? Are you depth? Or just plain stupid?" A girl that looked like Naruto, but girllyfied( more girly then he already is anyway) stood to PINKs right side, to her left stood a girl with red hair.

"Now Sakura, Ino and Karin, I am sure Naruto-kun didn't mean what you think he did" Haku said to a calming voice. "He was merely commenting on the fact, that there were such idiots holding Kaboto. I mean they got in Uchiha-samas way did they not?"

"Your right, they are true idiots. I mean Uchiha-Sama works so hard." The red head almost sobbed out loud.

"Your right Karin, they are the devil for making him work so hard, I mean he does so much for this school." Blondey added.

"And how he talked back to Neji? Who does that? Neji-sama has had such a hard life" PINKY finished for them.

'They are….sad, and fan girls.' Naruto thought silently to himself.

"Come On Naruto we need to get back to class."Hake taking advantage of the fact they were distracted to pull Naruto away.

".Fast" All three F4FG (F4 fan girls, Naruto had made up a new name for them) "You're the new kid right? The one who is Tsundes charity case?"

"Didn't know I was a charity case, seeing as I am her godson" Naruto glared at the 3 bitches. 'Ohhhh 3B ha-ha I'm so clever' Natuto thought.

"Well whatever, you're a nobody. But since you are new here, I will be kind enough to give you the run down on how this school works. Don't piss off the F4, don't talk bad about the F4. Do as the F4 say. It's really easy see" Pink bitch said.

"How bout this? I stay out of your precious F4's way, and you stay out of mine? This is school is big enough, that we won't have to run into each other, and hopefully speak to one and other." Naruto replied in a nice smile.

"HUMPH" 3B, turned on their heels and walked away, flipping their hair.

"Since that's over with, let's go back to class, Ne?" Haku said with a smile. Naruto motioned him with his hand to lead the way. Following behind him, Naruto thought about the F4 while Haku chattered about the schools food and his boyfriend Zabuza. They seemed like rich spoiled brats to Naruto. If it had been his old school, Naruto would have punched that Sasuke-Teme in the face. But here, he didn't want his Baa-chan to get mad at him, he was all ready on thin ice for getting in a fight at his last school.


Naruto was at work that night, with his Friend Garra. Garra was a silent kind of guy, his glare could scare the crap out of the strongest guy. He had dark red hair, and the kanji for love tattooed on his forehead. He tended to wear black skinny jeans with tunic like tops. Naruto was currently complaining to him about the F4, while shelving and folding t-shirts.

"Garra they are Ass Holes, I mean, they don't seem to care about anyone else, only worried about themselves. AND Their fan girls? The three most annoying bitches I have ever met. They make Tamari seem nice. ITS HORRIBLE. And not fair." Naruto whined.

"hn" Garra replied.

"Garra, that's all you can say? I'm in hell at this school! I mean these people! They have more fancy stuff then I thought was possible. They have laptops just for school. Every student gets one, its present for going to the school. I mean it's a nice laptop. I got mine in orange, because orange is the best color ever!" Naruto continued.

"Naru, this school sounds like every other school you have been to" Garra finally said, once he couldn't handle Narutos complain anymore.

"But-" Naruto was about to begin but Garra cut him off.

"But nothing, you have 2 years at this school, just think of that. You will never have to see those people ever again after those two years."

"I know but still, How can I handle these guys who think they are better than everyone else?"

"Don't. Hit them if they ever bug you, bet you could beat them all in a fight." Garra said, in a tone that said the conversation is over.


NEXT DAY.

It was lunch, classes were boring. Naruto was sitting next to Haku, laughing about some story Haku had just told about his boyfriend. Haku stood up to throw away his food. Turning he ran into someone. Someone that it was very bad to run into. Sasuke Uchiha. The leader of the F4. And Haku had split soup on his shoes. FUCK.

"Uchiha-sama, I-Im sor-r-ry!" Haku stuttered out. Sasuke merely lifted on eyebrow at him.

"Your what? I don't think Sasuke-Kun Understood you through that stutter." Kiba said in a sarcastic tone.

"Im Sorry Uchiha-Sama, I'll Pay for new shoes! Just send me the bill" Haku said more solidly but taking a step back.

"Pay for new shoes? Hn, You can't buy shoes like these anymore, custom made just for me" Sasuke said in a emotionless voice. He smirked as a thought came to his head, Taking a step towards Haku, he rose his voice slightly, "You could clean them for me though. Lick them." Sasuke demanded.

"Lick them, Uchiha-Sama" Haku asked tenderly.

"Did I stutter?" Sasuke asked the room, at this point everyone was looking at them, holding their breathes.

Haku slowly started to get on his knees, to lick the shoe. Naruto couldn't take it, He grabbed Hakus arm and pulled him back up.

"He said he was sorry you Teme, and offered to pay for the shoes. So why don't you pull out that stick that is shoved so far up your ass it makes your hair stick up to look like a ducks ass." Naruto Said standing in front of Haku.

"What did you just say?" It wasn't Sasuke who asked, it was Kiba, in shock.

"I believe he just insulted Sasuke." Neji answered. Shikamaru was just smiling slightly in the back ground.

"Hn" Sasuke Looked Naruto up and down for a second, A scowl appearing on his face. There was a moment of silence before a Slight smirk appeared on Sasukes face. It made him look like he was going to kill someone. Turning he walked past Naruto and Haku, who were holding their breath, the other 3 following, looks of shock on their faces.

"You didn't have to do that Naru-Chan" Haku said, "That isn't going to end well for you".

"He was going to have you lick his shoes, which would be worse." Naruto said with a smile. Inside, he could feel his stomach tighten. He was FUCKED. And he knew it.


The next day Naruto opened his locker. There was a red note inside. It had F4 in block letters. FUCK!

Naruto walked into his class, his desk was missing. He turned and walked out, knowing they hid it. He started to look around, and found it, outside, under a window. He walked towards it and bent over to pick it up. He had trash dumped on his head. Looking up he say it was the 3B. He sent them a lovely hand gesture. He got water dumped on him as he walked to class with his desk, then he had flower dumped on him. This was all before lunch. He knew he should have stayed home.


Thank you for reading!

Ill try and update soon! maybe by the end of tomorrow :) now to do my homeowork! Review make me happy, flames make me giggle, and pie is yummy!