Have you ever wondered how you would die? I hadn't but I'm pretty if I had, it would not be by some duck haired jack ass bashing in my face. But to truly understand how stupid this is, let's go back a day.

24hours Earlier

"Make him Pay. Do you understand? Pull out all the stops for this. Scare him beat him. I want him to loose. And I want him to loose now." Sasuke growled into the phone. One hand holding onto the phone the other holding down one of the idiots who had let go of Naruto, into the pool, bubbles escaping to the other one was gasping for breath.

"Now Sasuke don't kill them" Neji said from behind him.

"We will make him lose wont we Shika!" Kiba said smiling at him

"Troublesome."

"We Will. And he will wish He was never born Sasuke growled letting go of the idiots head. Naruto had crossed the wrong guy and he would pay for it. Dearly.

Somewhere Else in the City.

"Achoooooo"

"Bless you Naruto, Un" Diedaria said from in front of the TV, watching the latest episode of Keeping up With the Kardashian. It's a Thursday, what else are you doing to do.

"Thanks Dei" Naruto replied rubbing his nose, Homework always made him sneezy.

"You know, they say you sneeze when someone's talking about you, who did you piss off?" Dei replied, not taking his eyes off the TV, "How does Kim's ass get so big? Are they really implants?!"

"Dei, I feel like that isn't really….an important question." Naruto replied, ignoring the first comment, he did not want to think about duck hair at all tonight.

"Shut up, Un. Kim's ass is more important than anything"! Dei threw a pillow at Naruto to keep his point going. Really he had a bad reality TV addiction. "Anyway, are you almost done with your homework, it's your turn to make dinner, and I don't want ramen, Un!"

"Yeah, just have one more math problem" Lie. He hadn't really started. "What do you want for dinner, since you don't want the amazing ramen, which is really the only thing I can cook."

"Yeah, well it's good to learn new things, like how to make stir fry. Get to it Gaki." A new voice came from the hallway.

"Where have you been, Kyu? You were supposed to be home an hour ago, believe it." Naruto shouted standing up.

"Worked late, got to pay for your fat ass." Kyu said, placing down his shoulder bag on the table. "Get to cooking, I'm hungry".

"My ass is not fat and if I burn everything, you still have to eat it. That's what good brothers do." Walking toward the small kitchen section of the apartment, which really was the living room. Grabbing everything he needed to make stir fry (Naruto style, so it really was just ramen) he set to work while getting lost in thought. School for sure was going to suck tomorrow.

Next morning

Naruto was late. Not only was he going to die today because Sasuke asshole couldn't keep it down but he was late. The teachers were going to kill him, then his brothers. Running into his second class (yeah he was that late). Slowing down, just enough so he could 'calmly' walk into the class room. Silence. Complete and utter silence as he walked in the door. This is an art class, art classes are supposed to be loud. Walking in slowly, making his way to his desk, he noted that the teacher wasn't in the room. Never a good sign at this school.

His desk was gone. Just straight up gone. Who takes a desk? Looking around, everyone was sitting down but staring at him. NEVER A GOOD SIGN.

"Where's my desk?" He asked, looking around. Haku who was in his class didn't even look at him.

"I'll ask again, where's my desk?"

Silence. Fucking Silence.

"Fine." Sitting on the ground, Naruto started to unpack his bag. He would show them he wasn't going to take this shit. Believe it.

Wet. His face was wet? Why was his face wet? Looking up, he saw a bucket. Then everything was purple. And soaking. They dumped something on him. Who does that? Holding in his anger, he stood up and walked towards the door. He would not be angry in here. He would not be angry in here. He would not be angry in here.

More silence.

He made his way to the stairwell. Pushing the door open he made his way down the stair to the landing. He Screamed.

"Fuck you! This is pretty bull shit. Who dumps shit on peoples head. Adamantly tasty shit. But still shit."

"Well, well, aren't you a loud one." A voice from behind Naruto said. Jumping Naruto spun around as fast as he could.

"What the fuck do you want" Naruto growled.

"Wanted to see what the Children came up with, not as good as their usual standards but still nice. The purple compliments your naturally blonde hair. Well," he paused, "I can only assume it's natural."

"I am so glad you approve King Duck Butt." Naruto snarled, "Come here to rub it in? That you are the king?"

"Naruto, how petty you must think I am. That I would rub it in your face? Did I mention purple is a good color on you." Sasuke replied, pushing off against the wall.

"Did I mention you hair looks like a ducks ass?"

"Don't be rude Naruto, I am only checking up on my classmate." Stepping forward, cause Naruto to step against the railing.

"Why are you getting so close? Really not needed."

Sasuke lunged, grabbing Naruto by the throat.

"See, me and you, we have a problem. You broke the rules, made me mad. Hurt my feelings. I am going to give you a second chance. To make this right." Sasuke snarled in his face. "I am kind like that"

"Can't breathe!" Naruto gasped.

"Shut up. So to fix our little problem, all you have to do is apologize to me, in front of our precious student body, tell them you were wrong. That you made a mistake. Then you change schools. Never come back. "Sasuke said, stepping back, "What do you say?"

"Let me think about it…"Naruto gasped for breath. Sasuke raised an eyebrow.

"Fuck You. Naruto Uzamiki does not back down from a fight. BELIEVE IT." Naruto shouted, standing up to his full height, (still shorter then Sasuke).

"What did you say you little worm? Who do you think you are?" Sasuke growled back.

"I will not bow down to you; I will not fall in line, like everyone else in this school." Naruto said stepping forward.

"I don't think you know who you are messing with. I don't think you get it. I am not asking you to do this, I am telling you." Taking a step forward, meeting Naruto in the middle, looking down at him.

"I am not scared of you." Naruto stared defiantly into Sasuke eyes.

"You should be, Purple boy."

Notes...so yeah...this was a rushed chapter, Didn't really check It over for grammar mistakes. So im sorry for that. I hope you guys liked it. Like always if you want more, let me know :D Sorry its been so long