Okay! First thing's first.

This account is mostly for laughs and second hand embarrassment, trust me you love it m8. With plenty of pervy and ridiculous concepts coming up soon!

Yes I WILL be continuing this story.

No this account is NOT dead. It is run by two perv- ahem, 'people'

If you enjoy this story, see any mistakes at all or would like to critique, lay it on me bby, right there, on my stomach k?

-Sickle