[[HOLY FROG I GOT A REVIEW!

THANK YOU, VORDELLA!

Anyway, enjoy some more quickie fails.]]

Korea poked his brother. "Aniki~"

"Mmngh," said China, not waking up.

"Aniki~" Korea poked his brother again.

China twitched.

"It's morning, aniki~"

China rolled over, the bed springs squeaking.

Korea pouted. Why did China have to be such a heavy sleeper? He must be getting old.

"Aniki!" Korea said loudly, shaking China's shoulders. "Aaaaniiiikiiiiiiiiii!"

China's eyes fluttered open, murmuring, "Whatimeizit?"

"6:45, da ze!"

China woke up enough to glare at Korea before going back under the covers. "Go away, aru. Immortal people like myself must sleep, aru."

Korea huffed at this response. Time for a different approach, he thought.

So, he grabbed the bed itself and flipped it over, toppling China onto the floor. China bounded back up, exasperated. "Hey! What the hell was that, aru?!"

"Oh please," Korea said, his haircurl making a sarcastic face. "You always lecture ME about getting up early, da ze."

"That's for World Meetings, aru," China growled. "It's freaking Saturday!"

"So?"

Korea's face collided with a chair cushion.

Hetalia!

China was cranky all morning, not appreciating Korea bouncing around the house. It was giving him a headache.

Hours later, Korea heard footsteps in the hall. Sure enough, Hong Kong emerged, pillow under one arm and rubbing his eyes with the other. "Zâoshang hao."

"Yay! You're up!"

China gave Hong Kong a good morning smile (yet, it looked funny with the slight shadows under China's eyes and his messy hair which wasn't even tied into a ponytail) but gave Korea a dirty look. "How come HE gets to sleep late, aru yo?!"

"He's not you, Aniki."

Hong Kong felt a bit like a third wheel as China tried to strangle his brother, but then again, it was normal everywhere he lived. Even England and America always bickered when he was at his "daddy's" house.

Knowing that, he walked right past them and into the kitchen to find breakfast.

[[Dear Lord, that sucked.

I'm sorry, but Korea bugging China all the time is too funny on my part. But I dunno. What do you people think?

I also noticed it is otaku tradition to make your favorite characters have the worst luck. How does that work?

I dunnoo.

Hetalia doesn't belong to me. If it did, Hong Kong and China would have a duet character song.

Toodles~]]