I look up at my blue ceiling, and notice how the light shining from my computer cascades into a gradient of azure. In my opinion, it makes it look somewhat alive.

For the past hour, I've been sitting at my desk, playing random games on my windows vista. I got bored after I came home from school, and even after playing World of Warcraft for a few hours, I'm still bored. Luckily, my parents are going to be gone for the rest of the week, visiting some relatives in New Jersey, or else I wouldn't have even been able to go on my computer. Even so, there's really not much to do when all of your friends are busy with their newfound manhood.

Kenny's out with Barbara, probably making out in his dad's truck. Stan's out with Wendy, also probably making out, just somewhere more mushy, and romantic. Honestly, I really don't get how the both of them can manage to make those women their top priority. Kenny practically turns to putty whenever he's within a ten foot radius of an attractive female, and Stan just can't learn how to move on. I've always thought girls were pretty, and nice, but I've never really been interested. I'm quite positive I'm gay, but I would never tell anyone about that. If that information got out, who knows what kind of shit would happen to me.

Although, to myself, I'm not going to deny it. If you get a boner every time you go to the swimming pool (due to all of the shirtless men), you're probably a homosexual. Thankfully, I don't swim much. The last time I went was in seventh grade, and I was actually with Stan, Kenny, and Cartman. I was incredibly relieved that none of them noticed, but it was still a rather defining moment for me.

I look down at my lap, and surprisingly, I'm sporting a bit of an erection through my sweat pants.. "Shit," I think, "How the hell am I all the way at half mast just for thinking about a vacation I took two years ago?"

I sigh. "I guess I know how to cure my boredom now that I'm-"

Ringgggg Ring

I nearly jump out of my seat, blushing. "Shit! Who the hell is calling?"

Ringgggg Ring

I get out of my seat, and walk over to my backpack, and I pick up the phone. When I see the caller ID, and I'm a little shocked to see who it is. I click the "Answer" button, and bring the phone to my ear.

"...Cartman?" I say a bit hesitantly.

"Hey, Kyle."

"Uhh… What's up?"

"You remember that Mr. Garrison paired us up for the English project, right?"

"Yes, I do. I definitely recall you not wanting to work with me because I'm a Jew, which is apparently wrong."

"Erm, yeah. That one… I was thinking that maybe we could get it started soon. Do you want to come over tonight, possibly?"

That's… different. "What do you mean, come over tonight'?! You never want to see me! Also, why the hell are you being so well behaved? No jackass comment to get me riled up? What the fuck Cartman?!" I try to gather my thoughts, and say something. "T-tonight? Why tonight? Weren't you planning for the Terrance and Phillip Marathon earlier? Cartman, I swear, if you're up to something-"

"Kyle, it's fine," I hear him sigh at the other end, "I'm not gonna pull any pranks on you or anything. I just want us to work on our project, okay? It's nothing. Just walk over here, and bring a spare change of cloths, and all of your school supplies, so you can sleep over for Labor Day."

I had forgotten that we had off tomorrow. "Okay… I guess it'd be fine since my parents are out…" After a long pause of silence, "Wait, you never gave me an explanation for the Terrance and Phillip Marathon."

"Oh, erm, nevermind that. It's stupid."

"Okay... But Cartman, if this is a bunch of bullshit to get at me for some crappy reason, I will get back at you."

"Kyle, I'm not going to fuck with you. My head's just been different lately, and things are starting to seem a bit…" There was a long silence, "Fuck, nevermind it, I'll just see you later."

The dial tone rang out as Cartman ended the call, and I slowly brought the phone away from my ear. "What the hell was that?"