"So… is it finished and everything?" Mello asked his red headed counterpart as he stood across the room from him, looking bored with his phone in hand.

"Yeah, I'm done." Matt said; a distracted tone in his voice as he took the controller in his hand and signed himself in. Finally… he could get back to playing and not have to sit on the couch all day doing nothing.

The blonde watched his friend. Awesome, he thought. Now Matt would sit and do nothing all day and he would have to occupy himself, else he die of boredom. Maybe… maybe he could go out and do something fun. Then, Matt would be jealous and wish he'd done something more than just play video games all day… right?

But… what could he go and do?

Matt didn't care about most things but… he did like clubs. Clubs and drinking. That was something Mello definitely wouldn't mind going out and doing. He liked those things almost more than the gamer did…

"Well Matt, have fun with that. I'm going out."

Distractedly, Matt waved his hand over his shoulder at the blonde. "Kay, later."

"…to a club. I'm gonna get wasted so leave the door unlocked."

Matt paused only slightly at the words before glancing back at his friend. "Okay, bye." He said with a smile, turning back to his game afterwards.

Mello deadpanned at his friend's reaction and then simply left the apartment, sighing in annoyance. He didn't even care. Stupid… dick. I'm going to make out with every hot guy I see and then come home and piss on his clothes. He thought as he walked down the steps and onto the sidewalk. He knew he wouldn't actually do those things… well, at least the latter half…

Back in the living room, Matt sighed slowly and began his game. Sure, he wanted to go out with Mello and get shitfaced. Hell, he probably would have fucked Mello tonight had he gone out with him… but… he wanted to continue his kill streak just a little bit more. Besides… if Mello really was drunk when he came home, he could probably persuade him into having sex anyhow and that would save him money. Yes, staying home was the correct choice.

2:00AM—

It had been a good night. He'd danced with plenty of attractive men and women and had scored some very pleasing kisses. Yes… yes Matt would be very jealous, the blonde decided. For him to be jealous, though, he needed to find his way home in his drunken state and currently, he was stumbling around a block from the club he'd been at previously. I think… I think I took a wrong turn. He thought, a confused look twisted onto his face as he pressed the palm of his hand to his forehead.

"Mhhhrr… …? What… is that…"

He mused aloud, furrowing his brows as his eyes fell upon a brightly lit sign that hung above the door of a small… house? He thought it was a house, at least. It was too small to be an official 'building', he decided.

"Fort—…fortune telling…" he read quietly to himself as he squinted in the dark, trying to see what exactly he'd found. It appeared to be some sort of fortune telling and magic… shop.

Scary fuckin'… gypsies in there… He thought as he examined the building from across the street. It was fairly dark, aside from the sign and the illuminated window, with various wind-chimes and objects decorating the porch. Mello… wasn't quite sure what he wanted to do with the situation that was presented to him. He was sure that the woman would just take his money and spit some mumbo-jumbo at him that didn't really mean anything… but… his curiosity, heightened by alcohol, was starting to get the better of him and he jogged across the street towards the house. He knocked first and then waited briefly before pushing open the door.

"Hello there. Come in, come in…"

He heard the soft, alluring voice from across the room and when his eyes met the woman before him, he took a step back. Oh God… she's hideous. He thought, his lips pursing slightly. Though, before he could change his mind and leave the building, he was coaxed over to sit down across the table from the large, mystical, woman.

"For a small price, I con reveal the secrets of your life and show you the ways of your future."

Mello furrowed his brows and watched the woman talk. She has an accent too… what country is… fuck. He thought, blinking his hazy eyes slowly once she'd finished talking.

"Uh… sure, okay." He slurred, pulling out his wallet and handing a bit of money to the woman. "Tell me my future." He said lazily, waving his hands in mock enthusiasm. Why am I here.

The woman took his money and slipped it into her pocket before waving a couple fingers around in thought. She closed her eyes and took in a deep breath, pausing for a moment before snapping her eyes open and looking into Mello's tired, drunken eyes.

"You are upset… angry, sad. There is someone in your life, very close to you, who is causing you this pain."

Mello cocked a brow slightly. "Yeah, yes good guess lady…" he waved his hand at her. "Tell me something else. Something I don't know."

The woman shifted in her seat and looked away from Mello, musing silently to herself. "I can bring something up for you to know… for another small fee. If you don't wish to provide, I do not mind… but… you may go through life not knowing what I am able to tell you." She said, speaking smoothly as she cast her glance back over to the blonde.

Well… damn, I don't want to be wondering… He thought as he rubbed at one of his eyes, simultaneously reaching into his wallet to hand the woman more of his money.

The woman snatched the money from between his fingers with a subtle smirk, pocketing it like she had previously and focusing her attention on Mello.

"This… person, you can do anything to them that you like, you know. It would be another minor fee… but I have the ability to make your wish upon them come true. Even the darkest of your desires."

At the sound of this, the blonde widened his eyes a fraction. Anything? His mouth pulled into a faint grin and he waved a hand. "Wait wait wait wait wait…. Wait, you say I can have anything happen?" He asked with a drunken, lopsided grin. "Like anything, right? If I wanted all of his hair to fall out, I could do that?" He asked with a soft laugh, grinning.

The woman shrugged softly and smiled at Mello's actions. "If that is what you wish, I can do anything for you."

With that said, Mello pushed over a few more bills from his wallet. "Okay, okay… okay, I want him… no… okay, no, okay, I want something… his name is Matt, by the way," he rambled on, leaning slightly over the table towards the woman, "I want something like… like embarrassing to happen to him, you know? Something really weird and embarrassing and… weird, like it doesn't happen to guys like him usually, you know? Do you know what I mean? Just something weird and awkward and… embarrassing and like… oh, wait, I don't want it to hurt him though. Nothing super permanent or bad or something… okay?"

The woman listened as she put away the added money, nodding occasionally as Mello spoke. "Yes, yes I understand. You wish for your friend Matt to have something come to him that is strange and embarrassing for him personally."

"No, no… I want it to happen to him, not come to him, man."

"That is what I meant, sweetheart."

"Oh okay, then yeah. Go for it lady."

The woman grinned and inhaled deeply, holding out her hand to Mello as she closed her eyes. "I know just the curse to put on your friend. Give me your hand blondie and I shall begin."

Mello did as she asked and put his hand in hers, closing his eyes as well. He didn't know what he was doing; he just figured that if she was doing it, he should probably close his eyes too. God knows what this woman was about to do. Before long, though, he felt a gentle breeze flutter over him and a soft pain in his stomach. He only shifted in his seat and dismissed the pain, blaming it on alcohol and hunger. He was hungry, after all… if this god forsaken woman hadn't stolen all of his money, he'd stop for food after this.

The blonde listened to the woman mumble words in an unfamiliar language and soon after, his hand was released and he felt a piece of paper press into his palm. He opened his eyes and glanced down at the paper, reading the words silently.

When next rises int—

Whatever, he didn't really care. In all honesty, he didn't think her "spell" had done anything at all; other than take his money, that is.

"So it's done?" He asked, pushing the paper into his pocket and looking at the woman with a curious expression.

"All has been done. Now, leave this place and go back to your friend. Forgive him; bring love upon him once more."

He grinned. Simple as that. He only grinned and stood up clumsily, taking a moment to stumble as he made his way to the door. "Thanks lady!" He said stupidly, leaving the building and then running a hand slowly through his hair. Now what… He thought, looking around the area for anything of interest. Love… bring love… make… love… sex. Man, sex sounds awesome right now… he thought with a playful smirk, catching himself on the railing of the porch as he almost tumbled down the steps. He figured he could save money by going straight home and not get food… and when he got home, he and Matt… could…

Said gamer, on the other hand, remained in the living room in the exact place he'd been in when his friend had left six hours ago. In fact, he stayed that way until he heard Mello make his grand entrance. He actually paused his game and turned to look at his friend, curious as to how drunk he'd actually gotten.

Nice.

"What are you looking at, faggot." Mello asked as he sat down on the floor to take off his boots, having almost fallen over multiple times in doing so.

He could so score tonight. It would be so ridiculously easy… in fact, he was pretty sure he could even top. Mello was in one of his 'if you take advantage of me, I won't mind' drunken moods, which is one Matt rarely sees. It's usually 'come here so I can destroy you'.

"Just you, babe." He said with a smirk, shifting on the couch so that he could see the other better. "Man, I didn't see how good you looked when you went out… did you have fun? You're so wasted right now, Mello." He said with a grin, laughing softly.

Mello smirked in response, changing his position so that he rest back on his arms with his legs casually splayed out in front of him, his tight jeans making a nice scene for the other. "Yeahp~ wish you could've been there Matt buuuutttt… you we're playing games." He slurred, shaking his head lazily and shrugging. "I dance with so many guys."

"I bet you did." The red head smirked, stretching his body upwards with a pleased sigh. "Mmhh… I wanna dance with you too, though…"

The blonde shifted again, this time stripping his torso of his shirt and shaking his hair from his face. Fuckin' hot in here… "You do? Too bad~ you should have gone with me, Matt." He paused, looking at one of his hands with a playful expression. "Maybe… maybe I can dance with you anyways though if you really want."

Matt grinned. Oh yeah, it'd be easy to do this tonight. "Yeah? Awesome… want to… meet me in the bedroom? I need to shut my game off…"

Mello laughed a bit, a flirtatious smile playing on his lips. "In the bed huh… I don't think this is dancing~" He sang out, pushing himself to a stand and then lazily making his way to the bedroom.

Once he heard the door click, Matt quickly shut off his game and threw his goggles off of his head and onto the couch, jogging to the bedroom. He'd have to get there before Mello fell asleep or something.

It'd be hard to get his consent if he was sleeping.

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"Dark Lady laughed and danced and lit the candles one by OOOONEEE—dah dah dahhh—"

Mahhhh this took forever to upload too. I'm sorry! And it's so short aahhhh… but, it'd be too long if I put in the sexy parts, lol. Also, fair warning, this fic is about to take a turn for the… awkward, lol. But interesting? I guess. I dunno, it'll be fun for me to write lololol and a fun surprise if you don't already know/have an idea of what it'll be. They'll still act the same, don't worry. :D
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