Disclaimer: I think we all get that I don't own PJO. Those who haven't, please get your IQ tested. (Also, I don't own MacDonalds. Don't ask, read.)

EPILOGUE

VIII

So Leo and Calypso lived happily ever after. Calypso got her own cabin at camp, complete with a loom and her invisible servants roamed the grounds. There were several occasions on which the Stoll brothers recruited them for pranks and cheating in Capture-the-Flag, and the joke never seemed to get old.

Calypso and Annabeth became good friends, bonded by stupid boyfriends. They would spend long hours ranting over whose boyfriend was the bigger idiot and eventually calling it a draw. Calypso and Percy talked a few times, and he showed her the moonlace he had planted, which was now creeping along the wall of his apartment. Calpso loved it and thanked him, though she almost cried when she saw the state of Manhattan. Leo cheered her up by accidentally programming all electronic devices - billboards, computers, phones - to read: "This thing is completely useless and instead of buying another one, you should GO GREEN!"

Leo continued to annoy the crap out of every person he met, except Calypso. She had this way of making him do what she wanted just by glaring at him. Leo proposed to her on the fourth of July, seven years later, under the fireworks.

They founded 'Leo & Calypso's Garage: Auto Repair and Mechanical Monsters', which became a hotspot for demigod (and monster) activity and a good way for all half-bloods to get a summer job where you weren't in danger of killing a customer who was actually a monster and getting sacked.

Calypso gave up immortality for Leo, and when she told him, he wouldn't speak to her for a week, believing he was unworthy of her. When she found him, she started yelling at him and slapping him, but they ended up kissing.

I didn't really hear if they had any children, but I met two kids, a boy and a girl once, who could play with fire. They had cinnamon hair and dark skin with cute, mischievous features. I learned that they could also speak to dolphins, and since the dolphin is Calypso's symbol, well...

They both wore coats made from a material I had never seen before. We didn't really get to chat, though, since a Hydra with a "MacDonalds" name tag around it's head attacked us halfway through our conversation. I never saw them again.

So, yeah, it was just a majorly cheesy Happy-Ever-After story.

What I said above. And just in time for Easter, too! Happy Easter and ship CALEO!

We are glad to say that we have resolved the Glitch in Chapter 1. WOOHOO!

Uncle Rick, put away the flamethrower. Put it away! Yes, I know you don't approve of happy endings. No, I don't care. Yes, I take pleasure in that. No, I am not ashamed.

Thanks for giving me the idea with the moonlace - I had totally forgotten about that! Did you get the reference to The Sea of Monsters?

THANK YOU FOR ALL THOSE REVIEWS! YOU GUYS ARE SO AWESOME! Except for that one person *glares*, you know who you are. I don't know who you are, since you made a guest review to tell me what you think. Just a few tips:

Don't read fanfic. You obviously don't like it, and your review was pretty hurtful and not in the least helpful. This is my first story and I have no experience whatsoever. I do not appreciate it. If you have a Fanfic account and logged out just to tell me what you thought: REALLY. Also, why do you tell me hurtful things b/c you didn't like my cliffhangers? Rick Riordan gives you cliffhangers and makes you wait for a year. I give you cliffhangers and make you wait for a day. Do you tell Rick Riordan to "F*ck off and die"? NO YOU DON'T.

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