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Warning: Language at times

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Chapter 2: The Host Club is a Pain in the Ass!

It had been two days since Sora has been 'invited' to work in the host club. And it was driving him nuts!

Flashback First Day After Going to the Host Club

Sora remembered that he had joined Haruhi and those annoying twin's class, he opened the door to the class and saw that they had already sat in their seats 'great...'

Sora also saw many girls gazing at him with blushes on their cheeks and waving, he waved back sending them into a squealing spree catching attention of some of the other males in the class, a few glared at him but jumped when that glare was returned tenfold. "Look at all that wasted talent tsk, tsk" Sora heard Hikaru say as he passed

"yeah a real shame" Kaoru added with another tsk tsk

Sora's expression turned blank

"If you're trying to somehow make me feel guilty or something it's not working..." Sora huffed and went to a seat in the back of the room.

The Second Day

Sora was walking to the school when he saw a large crowd, Sora's eyebrow rose when he saw Honey and Mori behind a cake stand, (as if is was going to be anything else but cake XD) "hey there Sora-chan!" Honey greeted and Mori gave a nod "too bad you can't eat any of these sweets they're only for guests and Hosts!" Honey said cheerfully.

Sora's face turned blank again as his stomach growled 'I hate these people'

"its ok I'm not hungry anyway" Sora growled and stalked off to his class.

The Present Day...

Sora was once again walking to class when two people attempted to lift him

"target" Hikaru began

"captured" Kaoru ended and tried to lift Sora

"tch I'm taller and stronger than you two" Sora mused and smirked "so how are you two gunna lift me?" the twins let go and breathed a sad sigh as the walked away.

Sora grumbled and started to pick up his dropped books when he was lifted onto someone's muscular shoulder, it was Mori.

"Target" came Honey's high pitched voice

"Captured" Mori said.

Sora sighed
"Im guessing you're the back up right?" He asked Mori nodded "fine I'll come with you...pests... Hey Mitsukuni could you get my books?" Sora asked

"Yep!" Honey said enthusiasticly and did as asked.

Everyone's head turned as the door to music room 3 opened "ah you came!" Tamaki said happily Mori put Sora down and Honey put his books on a table

"Did I have a choice? Thanks Takeshi" Sora said as he was lifted down

"Hey why do you refer to everyone by their first names?" Hikaru asked butting in before Tamaki could continue.

"Yeah, isn't it rude to address people who are older than you without sempai in school?" Kaoru asked Sora shrugged

"A year or two doesn't mean anyone deserves extra respect" Sora answered "besides, I'm older than most first years and some second years."
"Like?" the twins asked

"Kyoya and Tamaki" Sora replied

"But how would you know that?" Haruhi asked becoming interested in the conversation.

"I'm guessing because I warned him that I would be checking his fliles he checked everyone elses in the club first" Kyoya butted in Sora smirked

"Yeah. My birthday is August the 22nd-"

"Aha! You're not older than me!" Tamaki announced

"While your birthday is before mine I'm older by a year dumbass, you're sixteen turning seventeen next year, I'm already seventeen. Anyway, while Kyoya is already seventeen as well but his birthday is a few months after mine, so therefor I'm older" Sora stated matter-of-factly the twins clapped.

"Lets get back to the matter at hand gentlemen, I want you in the host club!" Tamaki said and pointed at Sora

"so what's your sales pitch?" Sora said bored as he shifted his black bangs on his left side and sat on a couch the hosts following soon after.

"If you join the host club we'll pay you five thousand yen per hour! (50 Auzzie dollars, $1 = 円100)" Tamaki announced Sora's eyebrow rose then he shrugged

"done deal Tamaki" everyone's except Tamaki's, Kyoya's and Mori's jaws dropped

"that's all it took for you to agree?" Kaoru exclaimed Sora shrugged again
"money!?" Hikaru exclaimed

"come now Sora it's time to teach you how to be a gentleman!" Tamaki said excited and held out his hand.

"I can't believe all we had to do was pay him" Hikaru complained drinking his coffee
"that's kinda selfish..." Kaoru said agreeing with his twin
"You guys know I can hear you right?" Sora said from the other side of the room as he listened to Tamaki ramble and flaunt on being a 'gentleman' the two redheads shuddered.

"Try this Sora!" Tamaki exclaimed he held a teacup in his hand "when setting your cup down stretch out your pinke to act as a cushion to help muffle the sound when you put your cup down!" he said looking pleased with himself. Sora rolled his eyes
'there is a word to discribe someone who acts like this' he thought tuning out to Tamaki.

'What the hell is that word? Asshole? No... not to far off though... Ah I got it!'

"A flaunting stuck up prick!" Sora said in triumph Tamaki heard this and retreated into an emo corner. Sora sweat dropped as Haruhi walked over

"I know he acts real flashy but he was just trying to teach you" she said half scolded Sora scratched behind his head dismissively.

"Yeah but he just acts in a way... that pisses me off..." Sora replied he sighed and walked over to Tamaki who was still sulking.
Sora put a hand on his shoulder "I wasn't talking about you Tamaki, it was someone who happened to pop in my head at the time... Sorry..." he said trying to sound appologetic.
At that moment Tamaki sprang to life

"oh really? Well if you weren't talking about me lets continue the lesson!" he said enthusiasticly flicking his blonde locks 'that didn't take long...' Sora sighed and looked at the clock in the room
"sorry Tamaki I have to go, later guys" Sora said as he picked up his bag and ran out.
Leaving a puzzled club.

I don't think that was as good as the previous chapter but I hope you enjoyed it!

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If you don't remember what Sora looks like go to the previous chapter!