Asian Quickies Chapter 23: 19: Cosplay Chaos!, a hetalia - axis powers fanfic

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Anyways, here is some random madness featuring a pretty Japan, references, an insane(ly epic) Hong Kong and Korea using common sense.))

A seemingly normal morning in the Wang household arose as the nations inside it went along their day. As usual, Hong Kong and Korea were about to engage in the normal playing pretend ritual they practiced every Saturday.

"MUA-HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!" Korea laughed boisterously, his hands on his hips. "I am the evil Dr. Eggman, and I am going to conquer this place and make it my robotic metropolis, Eggmanland!"

Hong Kong groaned. "I thought you wanted to play Soul Eater, not Sonic the Hedgehog."

"I changed my mind, da ze!" Korea replied. "Besides, you always make me be Black*Star."

"Because you ARE Black*Star!" Hong Kong pointed out with annoyance.

"Hmph," said Korea. "Why can't you play along and be Sonic for once?"

"I don't wanna be Sonic," said Hong Kong promptly. "I wanna be Shadow. Why can't YOU play along and be Tails or at least Knuckles or something?"

"Awwww, because being Tails means I have to be the sidekick!"

"Then pick something, or else I'll make you be Amy." Hong Kong smiled Russia-style.

Korea was taken aback. "Heck no, da ze! Taiwan has to be Amy!"

"Oh, wait. I have the perfect role for you."

"Really? Who, da ze?!"

"Charmy Bee."

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"

"QUIET, ARU! I AM TRYING TO FREAKING RUSSIA-PROOF MY HOUSE, ARU! SETTLE DOWN AND BUG JAPAN OR SOMETHING!" China shouted from upstairs.

The two silenced for a moment, and decided to heed China and go check on Japan.

"Japan?"

"Jerky Japan?" Korea added, earning himself a glare from Hong Kong.

But, Japan did not see them. To the duo's complete surprise, Japan was dressed in a blue, white, red and gold sailor fuku outfit and had on high socks and shoes. He had covered up his black hair with a blue wig that had its personal ahoge attached to it. He put a CD into a CD player and a song started. Japan immediately started dancing.

Aimai san-SENCHI sorya puni tte koto tai? Cho!

RAPPING ga serafuku daaa furi tte koto nai. Bu!

Ganbaccha yacchacha

Sore KYATCHI & RELEASE gyo!

Ase! (Fuu!) Ase! (Fuu!) no tanima wa Darlin', Darlin' PLEASE!

Korea and Hong Kong watched Japan dance in the Konata cosplay, eyes bugging out of their heads. Even Hong Kong had never looked so shocked.

"Oh my God," said Korea. "Do my eyes decieve me?"

"Nope," said Hong Kong. "Your eyes are working fine."

Korea looked at Hong Kong, who's face was shadowy. "What should we do, da ze?"

At first, Hong Kong was silent. Then, he turned to Korea, his eyes glinting and an insane smile on his face. "We film it, Korea. We film it." Korea could tell that no matter how composed Hong Kong's voice was, he was struggling to keep himself from erupting into giggles.

"You're EVIL, da ze," said Korea as Hong Kong took out his cell phone. "What if Japan sees?"

"Then I use you as a human shield when he comes running at us," Hong Kong said sweetly as he filmed the oblivious Japanese man dancing in the bedroom.

Korea facepalmed. "Then what will we do with the video, da ze?"

"Send it to someone who I think will enjoy it," Hong Kong replied, saving the file.

"Who?"

Hetalia, da ze!

Hetalia!

((A/N: Triple Asia Eyecatch!)

Vietnam opened the door, wondering who could be knocking. However, instead of a person, a small video tape sat innocently on the Vietnamese woman's porch.

Curious, she picked up the tape and looked at the "Play Me" label it sported. She closed the door and went into the living room, where she inserted the tape into her newly-aquired video player.

The video played.

And Vietnam had never laughed so hard in her life.

Outside her window, Korea and Hong Kong were rolling on the floor in laughter.

"Hong Kong, you are a mad genius, da ze!"

"I know, right? Hahahaha!"

Lucky Star...I forget, but it does NOT belong to me.

Thanks for joining me in another episode of Asian Quickies!))