Rosario to vampire Time, Place, Destiny! Chapter 7 Fong-Fongs lady troubles

"All the days of my week,

I love the name I dare not speak,

the boy with the cute panda bear,

my beloved and my despair!"

Ling-Ling Wong said as she brought her hand across the top of her head her face showing a desperate look of longing on it as she read the poem from the small green
diary in her opposite hand.

LingLing broke into a smile and laughed at her brother Fong-Fong Wong, who was sitting with her at their large dining room table with Touhou Fuhai and his parents Fei-Hung and Tim-Tim Wong.

After the fight at Marin's inn, in the human world and everything had returned to normal Fong-Fong had found himself dressed in his swimming trunks and with a beach towel spread out on the sandy beach with the lady with the lime green hair and green eyes trying to stick her tongue down his throat and her hand down inside his swimming trunks.

She too was dressed in a swimming suit only hers was lime green and appeared to be ninety-nine percent air, with thong in the back. The remaining 1 percent was comprised of a translucent thin green cloth that barely covered her nipples and her lower womanly area, held together with just a few strings.
Needless to say Fong-Fong was shocked when he found himself in such a position.

To add insult to injury after the fight was over and the world was back to normal LingLing had found herself under an umbrella with a high powered camera around her neck and a video camera clearly spying on her brother and his now unofficial girl friend whoever she was. Ling-Ling looked through the eye piece of her video camera just in time to see the lady in green kiss her brother and put her tongue down FongFong's throat and try to touch his tonsils with it. It continued this way for several minutes until it seemed that the lady in green had spotted the sun reflecting off of Ling-Lings high powered digital camera and ran.

In her haste she ended up dropping her purse with only her diary and a small white brooch inside of it to serve as clues to her identity. So far they had no leads...

However the story was providing everyone in the house of Wong laughs the likes of which they had never had before granted it was all at Fong-Fongs expense. To further add insult to injruy Ling-Ling had taken the camera and gotten the pictures on it downloaded on her computer. The fallowing shots had provided the servants with further gossip material the likes of which they had never had before.

Fong-Fong's panda lay on the floor growling feeling sorry for his master in his own way, as well as the fact that his injuries were still healing although at an abnormally fast rate according to the vet that Fong-Fong took him too.

Since the three of them had gotten back to china from Japan his sister and his grandfather had taken great delight in spreading the story about what happened to Fong-Fong embarrassing him horribly over the lady with the green hair and green eyes who apparently had no inhibitions what so ever when it came to nudity.
Fong-Fong looked like he wanted to do nothing more than crawl into a corner and die from the humiliation that his sister was bestowing upon him in front of their parents and grandfather…..Not to mention the servants who spread rumors like wild fire.

Fong-Fong inwardly groaned as his sister flipped to the next page of the diary and began to speak in a dramatic voice.

"Dear Diary I have found a man with red hot lips to which I want to kiss. He has a body the likes of which I have never seen before…Its like the statues the humans make, when they try to make the ancient Greek gods of old. Ah…..My precious FongFong you have the body of the god Apollo. You are personification of the perfect male. Make love me!"
FongFong sank lower in his chair as his father smirked at him.

Fei-Hung smiled at his son and smirked.

"Well son it doesn't seem like it will not be too hard to get her to join the Wong family…You did inherit my god like looks after all." Fei-Hung laughed as he laughed at his son as he poured himself another drink of rice wine.

"Father I do not have the body of a greek god!" FongFong hissed embarised as it was trying to salvage what was left of his pride.

"I don't know it matches your discription pretty well hot lips." Touhou Fuhai laughed as he quickly shoved several shrimp into his mouth.

"Grandfather!" FongFong cried angrily.

The second Hades King smoked his piped and then said solomly. "Oh I'm sorry boy I couldn't resist….Oh who am I kidding no I'm not!" The old man laughed.
Fong-Fong growled and reached into a pocket of his robes and pulled out a small black cell phone. Flicking it open his cell phone detirmined to call Tsukune trying to see is his human friend had any idea's or leads on who the lady ways.

Fong-Fongs eyes widened as he was shocked to find a picture of the same lady in green on the front screen of his cell phone clad in a pair of scantly lingerie in provocative poss. He quickly shuffled down to the camera part of his phone to erase the picture only to find that he had several more provocative posses of the same woman on his cell phone. Slamming it shut and vowing to get a new cell phone as soon as he could Fong-Fong inwardly groaned.

'When did she get my cell phone?' He wandered.

"Brother listen to this…." Ling-Ling said eagerly.

"I lay naked among the tombs of the graveyard.

My body lay atop the soft grass, flowers and earth that cover the rotting coffin and body beneath it.

My head on the cold firm stone that marks the resting place of the dead.

You come to me like some restless soul seeking comfort and release from your burdens that still bind you to this world.

I wrap my arms around you, as you take me and thrust yourself inside me.

We move and moan out our passions and pleasures to the lingering spirits around us.

Your warmth is all that sustains me against the chill of the dead, who have yet to find their resting places in the next life.

Your precious seed heats my insides like nothing else as we make a child born of our blood that will be blessed by the dead around us."

Fong-Fong my love you belong to me!"

LingLing smirked like the cat who had just spotted a fat mouse.

"Well….Brother dear I never knew you were so serious about this girl…." LingLing grinned.

"It sounds like she and I will get along fine. I don't think that we will have any trouble getting her to join the Wong Family at all….Do you? If you ask me you picked a real winner brother….You don't meet a girl like her every day." LingLing watched as her brother blushed red ten times over from embarrassment.

"Who let the girl who wrote that diary out of the nut house?" Tim-Tim Wong murmured to her husband who gave no reply just as LingLing quickly slid a small envelop over to her parents.
Tim-Tim opened it only to see much to her shock her son FongFong making out with the same lady on the beach who had written the diary. Her eyes flashed dangerously as an angry look emerged on her face as her eyes looked at every picture that her daughter had given to her. She passed the envelope over to her husband who chugged another bottle of rice wine aparently not concerned.

"Look what your son did with this girl!" She hissed dangerously as she gave her husband a death glare as if he were in some way responsible for his behavior as the head of the Wong family took another chug of rice wine.

Fong-Fong and his father swallowed seeing the angry look on her face.

"Oh father and mother I also have something to show you…." Ling-Ling smiled dangerously as she got up from the table and hopped into the main room where the tv was. The zombie then placed a tape into the VCR.

Fei-Hung, Tim-Tim, Fong-Fong, and Touhou Fuhai got up from the table and came into the living room and sat down.

'At least it can't get much worse then this….' Fong-Fong thought sadly dreading what his mother would do to him latter after the pictures she had saw.

The screen came on and Fei-Hung Wong was forced to spit out his rice wine as his wife slammed her fist into the back of his head at the sight of seeing her son make out with the same green haired mystery woman that he had rescued from the demonic vipers.
The same woman that he had swore up and down to both of his parents that he didn't know who she was.

Unfortunately for Fong-Fong it appeared now that his parents would soon demand answers that he did not have did not have in reguards to this lady that he had sworn to them that he did not know.

"So Fong-Fong is there anything else that you are hiding from your dear mother..." Tim-Tim said in a dangerously sweet voice that fooled no one.

"Mother I-"

" SILENCE! Fong-Fong Wong go to your room right now young monster!" His mother demanded as she had her pointer finger in his face right between his eyes.

"Mother I can't really explain-"

"SILENCE! Go to your room now! Your father and grandfather will be up to talk to you momentarily." She commanded.

Fei-Hung smiled at his son and said. "Congratulations son you made out with a beautiful woman who is almost as good looking as your mother was before she got older and let herself go. You are now a man!" He said happily slapping his son on the back despite the death glares that his wife was giving him and Fong-Fong.

FongFong swallowed. "So father does that mean that I'm not in trouble?" He said hopefully.

Fei-Hung shook his head and said. "No my son it just means that you are a man…Your still in trouble, but you are a man."
Fei-Hung Wong smiled as he looked at FongFong and said. "Come with me son you and I need to have….The talk….You know about the birds and the bees….Help me out here will you Touhou Fuhai."
The Second Hades King puffed his pipe as he quickly hoped over to his room grab a few manga and hentia that he thought would help his great great grandson explain the proscess to his son plus the pictures would help too. He then rejoined Fei-Hung Wong as he escorted Fong-Fong to his room.

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