((Hi!

Okay, the secret agents one had to wait because I haven't planned it out much.

For this, though...at first, I couldn't decide whether this should be about China and Russia switching personalities, or China getting revenge on Russia, or something else. I figured out what I would do, though.

Enjoy, da? ^J^))

"Aniki!"

Korea hopped over and glomped his beloved big brother figure. He rubbed his face into the back of China's neck, grinning. "It's meee, Korea~"

Then, China turned around, and Korea's happiness stuttered.

China was smiling cutely, his eyes closed, yet a deep, dark aura was emitting from him. It unsettled Korea a little. "Um...aniki? Why are you smiling like that?"

"Oh, I was just so happy that you're so enthusiastic, aru," said China, his expression not changing.

Korea completely forgot his fear and sprang up, grinning wide. "Of course, da ze! After all, enthusiasm originated in Korea, da ze!"

"I'm glad you're so enthusiastic about becoming one, aru."

...

...

...

What.

Korea turned around slowly, looking at China's eerily cheery face. "Wait...what?"

"I've decided I'm tired of all of my siblings giving me such a hard time, aru," said China, happy as ever. "So I'm going to make you all become one with me so you'll never leave me behind again, aru! Ain't that great, aru?"

Korea stepped back. "Uh..."

China stepped forward. "I think I'll start with you, aru."

Korea's eyes got wider as China approached. "Um...Aniki...! Aniki...!"

China slowly began to corner Korea, his expression looking crazier each second. Korea could even swear he heard a string of "Aruaruaruaruaru" come from the nation-tan.

China raised a hand and his sleeve slid down his arm, revealing a large meat cleaver. "BECOME ONE, ARU!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Hetalia, aru!

Three hours later...

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Hong Kong, China, and Taiwan were laughing so hard, their sides hurt. "DEAR LORD, SENSEI, YOU ARE A FREAKING GENIUS!" Hong Kong shrieked between laughs.

"I KNOW, ARU! I TOTALLY WENT RUSSIA ON HIM, ARU!" China laughed.

"PERFECTION, PERFECTION EVERYWHERE!" Taiwan yelled out, clutching her stomach.

China managed to calm down, panting, "OK, let's stop, aru. I kinda feel bad for Korea, aru. I didn't know he would be THIS traumatized..."

"Look at him," said Taiwan, peeking inside Korea's bedroom.

Korea was in fetal position on his bed, his eyes wide and blank.

Hong Kong tiptoed over to the bed and whispered in his best China voice, "Become one."

"GYAAAAAAAAH!" Korea screeched.

China gave Hong Kong a scolding look. "Don't do that, aru. That's mean, aru."

"So what? He'll get over it."

China smiled, eyes closed. "Aruaruaruaru..."

"Never mind," said Hong Kong, sweatdropping slightly. Taiwan giggled.

((...and then I realized what a frogging stupid idea this is.

I SUCK. -_-

Nonetheless, review, da? Or China will come for you. ARU ARU ARU. (Yeah, just kidding.)

Hetalia is not mine.))