((I'm not dead! Yay!

Thank you for your entries in my contest, and for right now AceTombronyWhovian is in first place. My contest is not over until March 1st, by the way, so keep reccomending songs and we'll see who strikes it lucky!

Sorry for keeping you people waiting, I had to think up more stupid Asia junk. This particular idea is what happens when I don't watch Powerpuff Girls Z in a while.

I SUCK.

Anyways, enjoy!))

Saturday.

China was fast asleep in bed as the first lights of morning arose. He didn't plan getting up early today—he had spent a good night last week stressing over debts and stuff. Being a 4000-year-old immortal nation was hard work.

But, China's plans of a day of rest ended when a crash sounded from the living room.

His eyes flipped open.

"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON OUT THERE, ARU?!" China yelled, bursting into the room.

Korea and Hong Kong were in the middle of the room, with Korea wielding a pillow and Hong Kong in a dragon costume. "Morning, sensei."

"It's the evil Doctor Aniki!" Korea yelling, pretending to be shocked. "But no matter! Evil is no match for Super Korea, da ze!" He made a heroic pose.

Hong Kong wriggled out of the dragon costume and said, "And me, Explosive Hong Kong!"

They both made an action pose, announcing, "We're the Asiapuff Boys Z (da ze)!"

China blinked. "What the f—"

"CHARGE!" Korea shouted and started running towards China with pillow in hand. "Super Korean Pillow Attack!" He gave China a good whap across the face, making China stumble. "Pillows originated in Korea, da ze!"

"No they didn't," Hong Kong added in flatly as he tossed a mini firecracker behind him.

POP-FIZZ!

China's face got covered in soot. "Hey!"

"Time to finish him off!" Korea said, and got ready to give China the pillow fight of his life.

Hong Kong rolled his eyes and took out a Roman candle.

They both made a charge for the disoriented China, but...

SMACK.

Both were tossed backwards when something metallic and heavy slapped them across the face.

China had gotten out his trusty wok. "I told you both I wanted to SLEEP today," he growled. "But if you wanna go there with me, I can take you both out!"

The two's eyes widened as China himself charged towards them, wok at the ready.

Hetalia, aru!

One butt-kicking later...

"That was fun, da ze!"

"No it wasn't."

"Are you still mad at me?"

"Yes. I am never watching PPGZ with you ever again."

"But I thought you loved it, da ze!"

"Shut up."

"Denial originated in Korea."

"I said, shut up."

((Mr. China can't catch a break.

I hope you liked this dopey excuse of a oneshot. (Seriously, I'm sorry. I started getting back into my Keroro Gunso fandom and was so busy finding as much KeroNatsu as possible I couldn't come up with anything good).

The next few chapters will be based off headcanons from APH Headcanons.

Hetalia is not mine.

PPGZ is not mine.

Bye~))