((I blew this one.

Just read it.))

Boredom.

How Hong Kong dispised it.

He was flopped over the side on the sofa, his arms dangling. It was a calm, no-chaos day so far, which usually happened every 700 years. China would know.

He sighed, and flopped backwards, so he could see upside-down. Ugh, mistake. He sat normally, rubbing his back.

Then, light bulb moment.

Korea had a whole chest of old stuff he tossed in at random. Maybe he could go take a look.

It was something to do.

So, within 40 seconds Hong Kong was digging through the chest, tossing random toys out of it.

He found the most useless stuff until he came across...a pair of binoculars.

Okay. Why the hell would KOREA, of all people, have a pair of binoculars? He thought. Despite that, he looked through them, trying to take a gaze at a bird floating outside the window.

Why is that kid staring at me? the bird thought.

"WAIT, WHAT THE..." Hong Kong said loudly. The bird flew away.

Hong Kong looked at the binoculars again.

"Mind-reading binoculars..."

In his bedroom, as China watched Kagamine Rin sing "I Can Take Off My Panties!", he could swear he heard the most insane maniacal laughter sound from three doors down the hall. "Just ignore it, aru. Just ignore it."

Hetalia!

"Why would Korea ever get rid of these?" Hong Kong asked himself as he made his way to China's room. But then his mind answered "Because Korea is the king of comically missing the point." Which was true.

He slowly cracked open the door and peeked inside China's bedroom, where he saw China watching the video for "Daughter of Evil's Road Roller". Smirking, he looked through the binoculars at his older brother.

All China's mind basically said was "Nostalgia...Rin...Pandas...ooh, look, Rin on top of a road roller! Yahoo!"

Disappointment. Disappointment everywhere.

Hong Kong closed the door and sat down in front of it, trying to shake China's thoughts off his mind.

Okay. He'd try them on Japan then.

He tiptoed quietly to Japan's room next, trying to contain his curiosity. The door was open a crack, so Hong Kong moved forward and looked through the binoculars at the drawing Japan.

Ten seconds later, Hong Kong ran to the corner of woe, his face completely red from blushing. "Make it go away...make it go away..."

Hetalia!

Since Taiwan was out today, Hong Kong went somewhere he normally wouldn't bother going to.

Italy and Germany's training spot.

He had chosen a nice little spot in the bushes so that he could see everything on the field but also so he wouldn't get caught. Hong Kong, while not interacting too much with other nations, knew a good deal after living with England and China all his life...the gossipers.

Hong Kong moved the binoculars over his eyes and took a look at Italy.

Italy, as he skipped along, thought, "Pasta~ I love pasta~ I also love being with Germany~ Wait...what was I thinking about again?"

Hong Kong facepalmed. Figures.

He moved over to Germany.

Germany's thoughts were basically, "That stupid Italian! But...he's still my friend. How I hate him! ...But I really don't."

Hong Kong couldn't stop giggling, until he heard Italy screech, "GERMANY! There's something in the bushes!"

Crap. Hong Kong made a speedy getaway before Germany could look over there.

Hetalia!

Hong Kong decided to test the binoculars out on the Allies instead. So, he took a sneak into the room where the Allies usually were (except China, who was at home being a fanboy).

He took a look at America and England first, who were arguing as usual.

America's thoughts were, "Yeah! I'm the hero, so drop dead, England! Man, I could go for a hamburger right now. Maybe when I'm done fighting with Iggy I'll go get McDonald's! Yeah, I'll do that."

Hong Kong stifled a chuckle as he moved on to England.

England's thoughts were, "That stupid America! What a git he is! Why can't he go back to being that pure ball of cuteness I used to call my brother? It's not fair! In fact, why can't any of my siblings be like they used to?"

Hong Kong rolled his eyes. He skipped France's mind—if Japan was so traumatizing, goodness knows how he'd react to France. He went on to Russia instead.

Russia's thoughts were, "It's so cute how everyone fights like this. I hope they will be as lively when I force them to become one with me, da?"

Hong Kong shuddered. He was disappointed. He thought everyone else's thoughts would be more interesting than that. Aw well.

Unknown to Hong Kong, Canada was in the corner.

Canada's thoughts were, "Don't worry, Canada. You're gonna take over the world as soon as you get your act together. Just wait."

Hetalia!

Later, Hong Kong tossed the binoculars in the trash can and sat back down to watch TV. Korea bounced in, calling, "I'm back from the stoooooore, da ze! Stores originated in Korea!"

Then, he pulled out a pair or binoculars. "And look! I found these in the trash! Maybe I can watch Aniki with these epic binoculars, da ze~"

Hong Kong perked. Oh no.

((I hate myself for this one. Seriously.

Hetalia isn't mine.))