YAAAAAYYYY NEW CHAPTER! DO THE BOOTY DANCE DO THE BOOTY DANCE!...what? i'm weird okay? geez. But yea a lot of action and violence in this chapter and an ending you never saw coming. DON'T OWN BOONDOCKS. really? they're gonna make me say that every time? Whatevs. okay to the storyyyyy!

Once they reached Huey's house, they immediately got their things ready for practice. Huey escorted Jazmine to his room to get her stuff. She went to his closet to pull out a duffel bag full of clothes of hers. She pulled out some athletic clothes she already had there. She had spent the night at his house plenty of times so she thought it be useful to have clothes there anyway. She took the clothes out and went to the bathroom to change.

"Hurry, we don't have much time." Huey rushed. He just changed his pants and slipped on loose fitting jeans. He grabbed his kung-fu bag and slung two samurai sword cases over his shoulder, one for him and the old sword Jazmine uses.

"Okay, I'm ready let's go." Jazmine said coming out of the bathroom. Huey turned around and…oh God not again! Why does she do this to me?! Huey thought. Jazmine had on a tight grey Mizuno tank top and tight black yoga Capri's and white Sketcher's shoes. Her hair was in a tight bun with her usual two strands of hair at the sides of her face. "Huey? I said we can go." Jazmine snapped Huey out of it. "Geez can you not stare off into space about me for 10 minutes?" she teased as she grabbed her kung-fu bag. Huey made his famous face at her. Obviously NOT! If you could put away your feminine attractiveness then we wouldn't have this problem, Huey thought. They went downstairs and out the door. They walked to the abandoned football field where they always practiced. Huey set down the bags and swords on the bleachers as Jazmine did the same.

"Come on, let's stretch." Huey suggested.

"Alright boss." Jazmine said sarcastically. She was the first to start. She brought her right arm across her chest and stretched it for 15 seconds and did the same with her left. Then she brought her right elbow behind her head and pulled it to get the stretch and did the same with her left. She then grabbed her right foot and brought it behind her bottom for stretching her quads and did the same with her left. Huey watched his beautiful friend gracefully stretch her muscles. And as if she knew he was watching her, she bent straight down and touched the ground to stretch her thighs and glutens. Huey's eyes popped but soon had to look away. He couldn't bear looking at his friend in such a way. After they got done stretching, it was time for practice to begin.

"Come on Jazmine. We need to work on your hand-to-hand combat. You are slacking a bit in that category." Huey criticized.

"Well dang! Thanks Huey." Jazmine said sarcastically.

They walked to the center of the football field, approached each other and bowed to each other. They then got in their fighting stance. Huey, with his feet spread apart, one in front of the other, and one hand in a fist with the wrist up and the other hand with the palm facing Jazmine and Jazmine with her feet spread apart, one in front of the other, and hands straight with her arm over her chest and hand near her ear and the other arm out in front of her.

Huey was the first to attack. He attacked first. He went for her right jaw but was blocked by her arm. His next attack was to her left hip but was blocked by her other arm. Huey attacked several more times, each time being blocked by Jazmine's amazing defense. Jazmine ducked as Huey spun in the air and tried to swing-kick her on his turning. But she didn't notice the other leg coming back around after the first one. He kicked her square in the neck and made her fly to the ground. She kicked her feet up and pushed herself up with her shoulders and hands but was kicked back down by Huey's finisher.

"Gotta be aware of an attack EVEN when recovering. Some enemies might not be so merciful." Huey stated walking around her.

But Jazmine swung her leg around and tripped him making him hit the floor with a loud thud. She flung herself up again this time, more cautiously and went in for the attack for her offense. She did a double kick in the air to Huey's face but they were blocked back down. She went in for the hit at his core but her wrist was grabbed by Huey. He flung her arm in a circle making her whole body flip in a circle and crash down to the floor.

"Quicker Jazmine. Attack QUICKER!" Huey instructed.

Jazmine took a stance as a track star about to race and dashed towards Huey. She jumped out at him, tackling him but Huey lifted his leg and flung her over him. She did a somersault and got back in a stance on the ground. This time she did a semi-cartwheel in the air landing on the other side of Huey. She jabbed at his face but they were blocked. Huey then jabbed at her face and they were blocked. Jazmine attacked quicker like Huey said and got 4 good punches at Huey's face. Huey wiped the blood from his lip and tried to drop kick Jazmine but she grabbed his foot and pulled him to her and punched him once again. Huey fell to the ground but quickly recovered.

"Come on, instructor." Jazmine teased. "Attack quicker." Jazmine smirked as she got back in her battle stance. Huey got back in his. They went at each other at the same time. Huey jumped in the air again and went in for a kick (slowmo moment right here) Jazmine bent her whole body back (yes, the matrix move) and Huey missed his target miserably. When Jazmine got back up, turned around, swung her left leg while tucking her right one in and swung it all the way around to kick Huey square in the head. (end of slow mo) .

"HIYAAAAAA!" Jazmine screamed.

Huey hit the dirt face first. He tried to get up but failed. His head was dizzy. He couldn't even see straight for a moment. He turned around still laying down and looked up at the woman who visciously and easily knocked him down. He just sat there astounded by her previous move.

"Slacking huh?" Jazmine said breathing hard. Huey smirked and stood back up shakily. They got back in opposite positions and bowed to each other, ending their first section of practice.

"Let's take 5 huh?" Huey suggested. Jazmine nodded and they headed over towards the bleachers.

"Don't have a concussion do you?" Jazmine asked as they sat down.

"Nah. My afro protected my head. That's one of the advantages of this thing." Huey said. Jazmine giggled. " But Jazmine, that has got to be one of the strongest hits anyone has ever laid on me." He said sincerely. "You're special." Jazmine only blushed.

"Thanks." She said. She took out a water bottle and took a sip. She didn't wanna chug because that would be the biggest mistake of her life. Huey was smart enough to notice when she chugged water, so she was pretty careful. "Ready?"

"Yup." He said wiping away the sweat on his face with his towel.

They each took their swords and headed out to the field again. They stood opposite ends of each other and bowed. They took their swords in both hands and slowly slid them out of their cases. Huey got in his sword stance with the sword facing parallel to his face in front of him right below his eyes. Jazmine got in her sword stance with the sword held high out at her side and her other hand faced at Huey. They walked towards each other and crossed swords and went at it. The field was filled with sounds of clinging metal.

Riley and Cindy were chilling on her couch watching South Park. Riley was laid out across the couch with Cindy on his lap lying back against his chest.

How would you like to suck my balls?

(Gasp from class)

What did you say?

Oh, I'm sorry let me speak a little louder.

(Grabs megaphone)

I said HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON!

…holy shit dude.

Riley started cracking up. This was one of his favorite shows.

"Man now der is a real nigga. Cartman don't play wit no bitch ass niggas. Gives it do em straight." Riley said while still laughing.

"You're terrible." Cindy said giggling. "I still won't forget the time you cussed out Mr. Andrews." Cindy said.

"Awh yeah. Man dat pussy ass muthafucka got me fucked up thinkin Imma kiss his ass and apologize for not gettin up in front of da whole damn class and read an essay. Man fuck dat nigga. Imma do what I wants ta do. I don't give a flying fuck!" Riley said agitated. Cindy only giggled at him.

"Baby calm da hell down. You showed him what you're made of. Now he definitely knows not ta fuck wit my man no more." She said. She started gripping and rubbing the rim of his pants with her thumb and fingers. "Plus" she kissed him gently "I think he's so uptight cause he ain't got a girl" she kissed him more aggressively "to fuck senselessly every night."

"Hell nah he don't." he answered back. He turned her body around and sat her back down on his lap. Cindy wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him hungrily. Riley returned the kiss slipping his tongue in her mouth. Riley grabbed her narrow waist and flipped them over on the couch with her now on bottom. Just as he was about to lift her shirt, the front door lock switched.

"SHIT!" Cindy gasped. "It's my mom! I forgot she comes home early from work today!" She shoved Riley off of her and the couple quickly straightened themselves out before Clara, Cindy's mother, stepped into the house.

"Hi sweetie, I'm home! Oh, hi Riley I wasn't expecting you here." Clara said.

"Sup Mrs. McPhearson, I'm sorry. I should've asked your permission first before coming." Riley apologized. Cindy just smiled at him. He was a real thug on the streets, but he always behaved in front of her and her family. It was the cutest thing.

"Oh, nonsense! I just wasn't expecting you was all. How long are you staying? You can stay for dinner if you like." Clara offered.

"No thanks, Mrs. McPhearson. It's probably best I be on my way anyway." Riley said getting up off the couch. Cindy made a pouty face at him. He only winked at her making her smirk at him.

"Well, nice seeing you again, Riley." She said. "Come back soon."

Clara McPhearson wasn't always a wealthy and polite woman. She grew up in a tiny apartment with a single mother raising 4 other siblings, her being the oldest. She never knew her father. All she knew was that he was a drug addict and ran off with another woman when her mother was pregnant with their second child, Clara being 14 then. Clara felt so unloved and unappreciated that she even tried drugs to get rid of the sadness. She ran away from home, skipped school, and hung out with "friends" doing drugs. This continued for 6 years. Until one day, when she came back home, she found her mother hanging from the opposite end of a rope from the attic, with a chair kicked over. Clara was so stoned she didn't even realize what had happened. She just walked right passed the hanging dead corpse and collapsed on the kitchen floor. It wasn't until 2 hours later when her second youngest sibling, John, walked in the kitchen shaking her awake screaming and yelling. Clara immediately stood up and tried to remember what happened. Then she saw it. Her mother. How could she have done this? Why did her mother leave her like this? Or was it her fault? Was her running away doing this to her mother? Clara broke down then and there with her brother in her arms.

The police were called and each child including Clara was taken to foster care homes. Her youngest three siblings were adopted right then and there. Clara cried for weeks as her infant siblings were taken away from her. Clara then made a promise to herself that she would go back to school, get an education, and make a perfect life for herself. And that she did. She went to college where she met her husband Charles McPhearson. He took care of her, treated her like his queen, and gave her a beautiful and healthy baby. He married her and made a family home for her. Now she is on cloud nine. Watching her daughter grow up with supporting parents, a stable home, and good neighborhood is the greatest pleasure of all, knowing she has fulfilled her oath.

Riley headed out the door and walked home. It was only 1 and half blocks so he would be back home in no time. He took out his phone and texted Cindy real quick.

Cindy felt her phone buzz. She pulled it out of her pocket and smiled as she saw who it was from.

Message received from: Yung Reezy my Bae 3

Come over tonight. We can finish what we started ;)

I love you.

Cindy texted back.

Riley looked at his phone.

Message received from: Cindy my Bae 3

I'll be there. Better be ready baby. Trust. ;)

Love you too. See you tonight.

Riley smirked to himself and kept walking home. Yup. He enjoyed his life.

Huey and Jazmine were now gasping for air, both looking more tired than they have ever been since they started practicing together. The funny thing is, neither of them had a single scratch on them. Jazmine's defense hand-on-hand still needed work. But as for her sword skills…no comment. Huey couldn't get a single hit on her. Or so he thought. Jazmine was so tired that she was desperate for an attack.

"Jazmine,….listen….to your….conscience" Huey said in the middle of gasping for air. "You are tired….you are more gullible….to try…anything that will….cost your life."

Jazmine just couldn't fight it. She wanted it to be over. She went at him swinging high making Huey block it. She attacked again 3 more times, each time getting blocked. Until one more attack, she made a vertical slice at Huey. Big mistake. Huey stepped out of the way and…..SLIIIING! Right when he stepped out of the way, he turned around and slashed her across her back.

"AAAAAGGGHHHHH!" Jazmine screamed. She dropped her sword and fell to the ground. Huey walked over to her and looked down at her.

"Jazmine. This is a… test. Yes it… stings. But can… you…. fight it?" he asked. Jazmine was shaking and shouting in pain. God this hurt Huey to see her like this. But this was the ultimate moment to see what she was truly made of.

"Huey…" she said in the middle of sobbing. "I ….can't…" Jazmine was in so much pain. She just couldn't.

"Yes …..you …..can Jazmine." Huey said more aggressively. "Stand….UP!" he shouted. She reached out for her sword. She grabbed it firmly. She put both hands on the ground and tried lifting herself.

"AHHHH!" she screamed as she felt the sting in her back and fell back to the ground. Why was Huey doing this to her? Didn't he love her? Obviously not. How could he stand over her while she was in pain like this?

"JAZMINE!...I WON'T…..LET YOU….GIVE UP! GET…UP!" he shouted at her full force. Jazmine was now starting to cry. But she stopped herself. No. She was going to fight.

She grabbed her sword again and pushed herself off the ground with her hands. She lifted her leg and pushed off with the other. Her back was now EXCRUCIATING. She thought she would faint but she kept on. She used her sword and pushed it into the ground to hoist herself up and finally, stood on both feet in front of him.

"Well done, Jazmine." He said. He put down his sword as well as her and they both bowed. Jazmine knew she probably shouldn't have done that because she fainted in his arms then and there. Shit, he thought to himself. He laid her on her stomach on the wooden bleachers. He got together both of their swords and bags and carried her bridal style to his house.

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