The Porridge Of Doom

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(6 months ago)

"Defenders there will be storm heading this way at some point." The knight's voice boomed,"And a meeting will take place in 5min bring a note pad and pen!"

Kook groaned "But we have meetings everyday and they last 1000 years."

Tink making sounds, agreed.

"Well tough you two are going like it or not!" Thorne snapped servilely.

"Simmer down spiky boy!" Tink growled.

"I WILL NOT SIMMER DOWN YOU LITTLE MAN!" Thorne ranted, "YOU ARE SO DEAD!"

Scaring the inventor,Thorne lunged froward and attempted to make Tinkor malfunction.

Thorne's little sister took action she kicked her bother's back. "OW!" Thorne yelped.

"Stay away from him you are a big bully leave him alone or you'll witness the wrath of Shaiden I'm I clear?" The Ninja asked fuming.

Tink blushed slightly so he used his robot arm to cover the lower section of his face.

"OK OK I won't hurt him it's just that bird brain and pipsqueak here are annoying." The alchemist protested.

"Hey!" Kookaburra and Tinkor said offended.

"Right c'mon Kook let's find our note pads and pens." Gildar said, not wanting things to get worse.

"But...But Gildar." Kook whined.

"No buts Kookaburra your Mom and Dad said I need to make sure you are safe and happy." Gildar lectured his "Little brother".

Skabb looked at Tinkor "..." Tink didn't want to say a word but he tried to creep away from his big bro but Skabb grabbed his human hand.

"Let's find our things too Tinkor we only have 2min." The barbarian said.

(2min later time 6:30PM)

A/N Yesterday in PE my 2nd lesson I kina acted like brave heart I was screaming,grunting and swinging my hockey stick over my head so I came up with an idea. At least I got a B-

Before the meeting Kook and Tinkor came up with a plan to liven things up but were unaware of the consequences.

At the perp room the knight did a roll-call

"Ballista?"

"Here!"

"Gildar?"

Present and hansom!"

"Skabb?"

"HERE!"

"Crocness?"

"Here."

"Thorne?"

"Here!"

"Shaiden?"

"Here!"

"Kookaburra?"

There was no response.

"Kook?"

Still no response.

"Tinkor?"

It was the same thing when Knightriss said Kookaburra's name.

"Skabb, Gildar I thought you told them to be ready!" Knightriss said confused.

"We did hmmm Skabb will check." The barbarian said walking towards the giant wooden door.

When he opened the door cautiously, unexpectedly The Aussie Bird and Canadian inventor suddenly barged in the room. Swinging slime sticks over their heads, Shouting and grunting as well in the process, the wacky duo shattered windows, broke the round table into quarters same with the chairs.

Before they could do more damage Knightriss seized them by their ear.

"Lemme go!" Kookaburra yelled.

"OUCH! What give?" Tink asked.

"Gildar take Kookaburra with you and punish him as you see fit. Same goes with you Skabb." Knightriss said, pushing the wacky ones to their "Older brother"

"We are going to have a good long talk Kookaburra." Gildar said sternly to Kook. The Aussie bird knew what the Viking was thinking the poor bird was so frighted he started to cry quietly.

"Skabb is extremely cross with you Terry Tinkor Jr." Skabb said frustrated.

Tinkor covered his mouth to prevent himself from making a sound he was even more terrified when Skabb used his full name.

(3min later in Skabb's room)

Skabb was raging at Tinkor. The inventor was sat on Skabb's bed whist Skabb was stood up

"WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!" Skabb scolded, "YOU DO IT AGAIN YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT ME HELPING YOU BECOME STRONG! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT IMMATURE YOU ARE 24 NOT 4 IF I WAS YOUR DAD I WOULD HAVE THROTTLED YOU! YOUR OUT OF CONTROL ALSO YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SERIOUSLY HURT!"

The barbarian didn't notice his best friend was scared.

"But Skabb I..." Tinkor said.

"DON'T YOU TALK BACK TO ME YOUNG MAN!" Skabb roared.

"Sorry Sir" The inventor said feeling microscopic, unwanted and puny.

"YOU NEED AN ATTITUDE AJUSTMENT!" The Barbarian bellowed.

Tinkor turned away from his best friend scrunched his eyes tightly and cried "You no love no more you hate me." The inventor bawled.

When Skabb saw his best mate shed a tear his angry face faded. 'oh no I-I-I was too harsh Skabb has hurt buddy I can't go back in time oh Skabb is a monster I wanted to hurt him' Skabb though also he was full of remorse.

No matter how old Tinkor is he would always resemble a little boy, a small vulnerable boy it was the same with Kook as well.

"Tink?" Skabb sniffled.

"Huh? You no love me Skabb." The tiny inventor sobbed.

"I love you Tink, Skabb is sorry I overreacted and didn't know you were upset." Skabb said, giving Tink the most loving warm cuddle.

The Barbarian stared into Tink's sparkling watery emerald green eyes.

"Tinky is sorry you gonna not hurt me?" Tinkor asked fearfully.

"No I can't any ways you mean so much to me it would shatter my heart if I did I would never forgive my self." The barbarian cried.

"I'm sorry I said you hate me I know you would never hurt me." Tink sniffled, hugging Skabb tighter.

(In Gildar's bedroom)

Kook was trapped into a corner of the room Gildar grabbed one of hid wings and pulled at it.

"THAT WAS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE YOUNG BIRD DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES THAT WAS A DUMB THING TO DO!" The Viking scolded,"YOU COULD HAVE KILLED SOME DEFENDER LET ALONE INJURE THEM!"

"Gildar I..." Kook said but was cut off.

"NO IF'S OR BUTS YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF MY TIME I'M NOT YOUR BIG BORTHER ANY MORE YOUR ARE NOTHING BUT RECKLESS!"

"Yes Sir sorry Sir" Kook whimpered.

"YOU NEED TO BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR ACTIONS FOR BBEEING A FOOL!"

"Gillllllllllllllldaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" Kook shrieked.

Gildar saw the fear in the bird's sapphire blue eyes so he lets go of Kook's wings.

"I'm sorry buddy I guess I couldn't control my anger will you forgive me?" The golden Viking asked worried.

"Yes(Sob) I-I-I for-orgive ya-a." Kook sobbed.

"I promise I won't hurt you no matter what you do." Gildar sniffled

(30min later)

The storm Knightriss was talking about had came it was due to last for 4weeks and 6days.

The leader of the defenders took the wacky duo outside and they followed her to a jail cell it was cold dark and damp no defender dare go in.

"You will be staying in here until I think you won't act like babies any more." Knightriss said, shoving the wacky ones in the cell forcefully.

Kook listened to the knight's foot steps fade then got louder. "I forgot your food will be porridge from now on." She said pushing a bowlful of porridge towards Tink then locked the cell and this time the leader left.

"Well, well,well looks like we've got company." A Voice said.

"Yes it seems like we have Kookaburra and Terry Tinkor Jr." a another voice said.

"Show your self now!" The bird shouted, trying to be brave.

Suddenly the 2 shadowy figures stepped froward into the dark light there stood a Bird and a Cborg.

"How... .blugu ugh.?" Tink asked lost fro words or sounds.

"How do you know our names?" Kook cowered.

The 2 strange defenders over powered the immature duo it caused Tink and Kook to press their faces on the slimy stony wall.

The mysterious cyborg was swinging on the bars on the top of the jail cell the mysterious bird was flying above the wacky duo.

"We meet at last." The more crazier duo said.

The Aussie Bird and Canadian Cyborg gulped at the same time.

A/N sorry if it makes no sence