Rosario to vampire Time, Place Destiny! Chapter 38 Liar Liar.
Disclaimer: I do not own Liar Liar. It was written by Tom Shadyac & Mike Binder. The movie stares Jim Carry the man is a genius!
Aembiy lay in his hospital bed and cried! Frustrated he once again began the activities he had been struggling to compete without success for the last few hours.
The dark haired vampire grabbed a small blue pen in his right hand and said with a look of determination on his face.
"The color of this pen is rrrrrr…..The color of this pen that I hold in my hand is-rrrr, rrrooooooyyyallll bbbllllue! AH!" He screamed angrily at himself as the evil vampire watched in shock at his right hand that he grasped the pen in turned toward him and quickly wrote ROYAL BLUE across his forehead and face in blue ink. Aembiy threw the pen away across the room in disgust!
"What the he-heeeee,H-E double hockey sticks is going on here?" He screamed as he slapped his hands across his mouth suddenly realizing what he had just said.
'What is going on here? That is not what I wanted to say! What is wrong with me I can't lie and now I can't swear! What is happening to me?'
Aembiy thought furiously as he reached over the bed the for the box in which contained the porn magazines that Miyabi had begrudgingly brought in for him thinking that his father while recovering would need some reading material to keep himself entertained so that he wouldn't rape the nurses.
The old vampire opened up the first one on the stack and waited for the warm arousing erotic thrill that came with opening a porn magazine of either human or youki and his eyes feasting on bare naked flesh of the luscious ladies within. But much to his surprise nothing came. Instead of the heated erotic thrill that he was used to Aembiy felt something new and entirely foreign to him.
He felt dirty…..Like the images contained within offended him.
Aembiy growled and took his right hand and stuck it down his pants and gave his manhood and quick jerk as he struggled to picture himself rapping the naked woman only no matter how hard he tried the image would not form inside his head. Then to add insult to injury the vampire looked down and could tell that his and his member weren't getting aroused no matter how much he tried.
'Why am I looking at this image of this naked girl…Its someones precious little girl who's exposing herself and grinding herself up against that cold hard pole…All for the money and entertainment of perverted strangers who could, and probably would rape he if they got the chance. She should be doing that she should be going to collage or getting a job.'
Aembiy banged his hands against his head struggling to find out what had made him think of that.
"What is wrong with me! Its like I have a choir boy mentality and there's not a single dirty, word, or thought inside my head! I can't lie, I can't look at porn and get dirty thoughts or get aroused by it, nor can I masturbate and get an erection! I CAN"T LIVE LIKE THIS!" The evil vampire screamed furious at his sudden change in deminor!
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