Rain sat at the table, her head resting on her hand and many tick marks littering her face.
"Come on Rain, act like Fraaaaaaaanky," Luffy whined.
"Yeah, act like Fraaaaaaaanky." Usopp and Chopper echoed.
I'm not gonna act like, Franky, so STOP ASKING!" she yelled. The three sat there for a moment.
"Act like Saaaaaaaanji." Luffy whined.
"Saaaaaaaanji." The two echoed.
When Sanji started to prepare dinner…
"Rain, you have to turn into Sanji!" Luffy cried. "Two Sanji'smeans two-times the food! Come on, please?"
"Look, you actually did some math. Speaking of which, I'll turn into Sanji if you can answer this question…Hmm." Rain thought. "How about…100 x 2?"
"1!" Luffy cried.
"No."
"2!"
"No."
"3!"
"You get three more tries."
"Umm…" Luffy stuck out his lower lip and put his head on his pointer finger and his thumb.
"Come on Luffy, this is really easy!" Usopp cried.
"If there were 100 pieces of meat, and two Sanji's, that would mean I get to eat…" Luffy muttered. "200 pieces of meat!" Usopp shrugged.
"That's not how that would work, but he got the answer right…Soooo…" He smiled at Rain.
"I hate you all." She muttered. She kicked Luffy as hard as she could in the gut, knowing it wouldn't hurt him. Her hair turned blond and fell over one of her eyes. She turned around quickly and started to walk to the kitchen, but she seemed to be shaking. She slowly came to a stop, turned around…
"LUFFY-KUUUUN! USOPP-KUUUUN!" She yelled, her visible eye turning into a heart. "I'm so sorry I hit you, Luffy-kun!" Luffy just laughed.
"Rainji, go make me meat!" He laughed.
"Anything to please you, Luffy-kun!" She cried, rushing to the kitchen.
Later that evening...
"I'm never doing that again. Ever!" she mumbled. After she had regained her senses, she had marched to her room, (Mostly out of embarrassment) and laid on her bed. She them proceeded to mentally punch herself for getting suckered into turning into Sanji.
Rain looked at the clock. 10:32. Luffy had come into the room and passed out a while ago, but she was waiting for someone. She wandered outside and listened closely. She heard footsteps. She looked around the corner to see Sanji walking down the hallway. She grinned.
Walking out into the hallway, Rain looked at Sanji. Sanji glanced up, than his eyes widened slightly.
"Rain-san! What are you doing out here in the middle of the night?" He asked. Rain sighed, putting her hands in her pockets.
"A vampire, huh? I didn't know they could do that to people here." Rain mused. Sanji's eye's widened a little more.
"A vampire? What are you talking about? Those things don't exi-"
"Don't play dumb with me, Sanji. I saw you drink from Luffy. Who else could have carried him back?" Rain said. Sanji lowered his head.
"Don't worry, I'm not gonna tell anyone, but you really shouldn't drink for your friends." She spun around and started walking away.
"Stop moving." Rain suddenly stopped, paralyzed.
"Turn around." She involuntarily turned around, only to see Sanji approaching her.
"Be quiet." She found herself unable to move her mouth. Sanji walked over, tilted her head, and drank. Right when he finished, Sanji said,
"Sorry, erase."
"Fuck you." Rain mumbled before slipping into unconsciousness.
Hahaha…yeah…It's rated T for mild language, and I thought it fit perfectly. Sorry.