Rosario to vampire Time Place Destiny! chapter 43 A chat with grandpa!
I borrowed a funny part off of the movie Robin Hood Men in Tights by Mell Brokes. The man is a genious! I would love to see him make fun of the Twilight movies ha!
I also barrow five or six lines from Lord of the Rings The two Towers movie by Peter Jackson. I wish he were hurry up and make The Hobbit!
"Fong-Fong!"
The young dark haired youki froze as he recognized the voice of Touhou Fuhia coming from behind him.
Fong-Fong turned and smiled at the old man eyeing the exceptionally large boxed lunch and the two bottles of his family's best wine along with the paper cups all inside the large basket that he had quickly gotten.
"Fong-Fong something is different about you…Your aura is different not to mention you smell like peaches….Tell me where have you been, and what are you doing with the large box lunch and wine?" The old youki asked narrowing his eyes beneath his glasses.
"Oh I…Well you see Touhou Fuhia I would love to answer your question but I can't, you see I am kind of on a tight schedule and have to run and meet two people. So I will tell you later, I have to go so bye!" Fong-Fong quickly grabbed the basket and was about to run for the door when he felt his grandfathers withered old hand around his wrist stopping him.
"I see….Fong-Fong you are almost a man and as such I have something I want to give you here." The man reached into the folds of his robes and pulled out a small thin green crystal square with the emblem of the house of Wong in it center in black attached with a thin chain on either end of it. Touhou Fuhai slipped the mysterious gift around Fong-Fong's neck and said.
"Fong-Fong inside that crystal carrying case is the key to the greatest treasure in all of china. Also there is this." The old man reached inside his robes and pulled out a small miniature version of what looked like a guillotine along with a pencil.
"Now Fong-Fong considering that you are almost a man I want to give you a circumcision don't worry I was taught by Moyle himself how to do this."
Fong-Fong eyed the sinister looking device in the old youki's hand and asked afraid of what the answer would be.
"Touhou Fuhai what is a….circumcision?"
The old youki laughed as he said. "Oh Fong-Fong it's the latest thing among the humans and other youki…All the ladies love it...Here its simple….I take my little machine here," The old youki playfully shook the small guillotine in his hands for effect as he picked up the pencil as well.
"Then you pull down your pants and I take your little thing and slip it into this little hole right there." The old man placed the pencil into the small hole of the guillotine as he continued to speak. "I then flick this small switch right here and then bingo off comes the tip!" The old man smiled as he watched Fong-Fong eyes full of fear as they watched the blade fall down and cut off the sharp pencil tip leaving it smooth and dull once more.
"Don't worry it only hurts for a minute and just put some ice on it and it'll be fine! So lets get started!"
Fong-Fong swung the basket down between his legs unconsciously as if determined to protect his man hood from the old youki's perverted device.
"Ummmm Touhou Fuhai I really have got to go so thanks for the gift I'll treasure it always bye!" Fong-Fong cried quickly as he ran out the door determined to get away from his grandfather.
The old man chuckled as he smiled and said.
"That's for getting into my scrolls Fong-Fong….. Now I get so see if you are worthy of leading the house of Wong…." The man walked back to his room as he and the other two Hades King resumed looking into his crystal ball.
Meanwhile on the island nation of Japan the stars twinkled over head and moon showed half its face giving its pale light to the world belong oblivious to the massacre that was about to begin below. A few miles away from the barren run down outskirts of Tokyo Lime stood at the head of a massive army of all the dead youki that she had collected, minus the vampire bodies, all dressed in black cloaks and each had a gas masked covering its face. Beneath each mask each super soldier stared into space oblivious to the fact that each of them were about to attack and kill their own people in a matter of hours.
"A new power is rising! Its victory is at hand! This night the human world will be stained with the blood of the remains of the youki! You will march to the Sanctuaries where the raminents of the youki are and leave none alive! To war!" She cried as the dark army of the dead marched forward to carry out their mistress's command as Lime watched from a distance.
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Anata closed his eyes as he laid his head down on his lowly mattress inside his jail cell and tried to sleep despite what he knew was coming in the morning.
A large ink like blackness greeted him as the small form of a little dark haired boy dressed in a youki academy uniform with jet black wings and a tail greeted him. A pair of chocolate brown eyes looked up at him happily as the little boy got up and rushed forward and wrapped himself around Anata's leg in a show of affection and adoration.
"Grandfather it's you! Oh I knew that you would come!" The little boy quickly let go of his leg and yanked him into a sitting position beside him.
Anata could only stare in shock at the little boy with wings and a tail.
"A boy…..Now its impossible succubi can only give birth to other succubi, which means that whoever the male is that they mate with they always produce girls. What's going on here?" He muttered.
"Grandfather listen time is short now pay attention because I will help save your life! Now in exchange for my help I asked only one thing." The little boy said quickly wanting to hear his grandfathers answer.
"Oh sure you name it…What do you want? Let me guess the little gel they put on your mother is cold and you want them to warm it up right?" He asked jokingly.
The little by cocked his head as he thought for a moment. "Okay make that two things then…First the gel its too cold get the doctors to warm it up a little. Whenever the doctors but that stuff on mom its like someone laying one of those big bags of ice on her. Also the second which is the most important of all, do not tell anyone my gender, what I am and look like!
This includes mom and grandmother especially grandmother! For one thing Mom wouldn't believe me and grandmother, well you know how she is whenever she hears something juicy! The other succubi are just as bad. Right now grandmother has been bragging nonstop about mom's Mate of Fate and Destined One being a vampire. The good thing is no one believes her considering vampires are cold, fierce, dangerous and are just downright anti social with other monsters except with other vampires. The point is that no succubi would believe that a vampire would mate with a succubus considering they are considered weak. Thank the kami for small favors."
"Why don't you want anyone knowing about Tsukune being a vampire and for that matter why don't you want anyone knowing what you look like or that you're a boy?"
The little boy shook his head.
"Grandfather you don't understand mom hasn't seen me yet she has only seen my sister and I want to keep it that way for a long time…..Its bad enough that I had to short-circuit the stupid sonogram machine that the succubi doctors used on mom….I made it so that sis and I would only look like little blobs of black and such and not as we really look like.
Its bad enough that sis just had to show off and do the famous stretch the stomach joke when the doctor examined mom…..Sis just had to put her face, arms along with claws stretching out mom's stomach and tried to touch the doctors face. Oh yes it's a good joke sis. Granted the poor lady fainted and we could have just passed it off as her being over worked but that is not the point. The security camera in the room caught the whole thing and the stupid security guard on duty saw the whole thing copied the tape and put it on the succubi internet!
The little so and so just had to show off, and in doing so showed the other succubi our power! Now because of her actions she made the doctors along with all the other succubi even more determined to see what we really look like and who moms Destined One and Mate of Fate is. The examinations on mom used to be once every week now they have upped the medical examinations to once a day every day! Its only a matter of time before they get a clear shot of what we are!" The little boy cried frustrated.
"Why don't you want anyone to know what you really look like?" Anata asked kindly to the angry little boy.
The little boy turned back to his grandfather with a look of anger in his brow eyes. "Grandfather don't you know anything…..Haven't you figured out what I am yet….." The little boy gestured to his wings and tail as he said.
"Grandfather I am an incubus a male version of a succubus and I am the last of my kind…The only one of my kind more specifically…..The other incubus were all slaughtered by The Order of Light long ago when they came and invaded the succubi realm. An incubus is worth more to the succubi then having say a normal human or other youki mating with a succubi, because they are meant to be together.
An incubus if they mate with another succubus can produce multiple children I am not talking one or two here I am talking several as in the double digits here and they wouldn't just all be succubus there would also be incubus as well. Whereas if a succubus were to mate with a human or other youki no matter the race a single succubus would be born. That is why the Order of Light killed off the incubus they understood that."
Anata streached his head and looked at his grandson struggling to understand as he said.
"Well if that's true then how could you be here if the incubus, were all destroyed and succubi can only give birth to other succubus?"
The little incubus took a breath and said. "Normally that is true however Father is the single exception to that rule…Father has a blood line that is vastly superior to that of any other monster then again so does mother but she doesn't know it yet….In order to create a incubus both monster and succubus have to be extremely powerful as well as the blood lines they have also has to be great as well. Not to mention the two of them have to have a great strength of mind as well as body. Father has such and so does mother even though she doesn't look it. Most important of all both parties have to love each other and want to have children….Think of me as an added bonus….Something mother would have never gotten had she mated with a human or any other monster other than father…That is the truth about me birth."
"Okay thats new..." Anata swallowed amazed that the little boy would know so much.
"Now also if I were to do the horizontal dance with a succubus I would have multiple children who would be both succubus and incubus and then I could have sex with another succubus and have the same result multiple children of both succubus and incubus. Do you get the picture now? Look let me put it into terms that you can understand. Find a penny, pick it up. Double it, you have two pennies, double it again, four. Double it twenty-seven times and you've got a million dollars and the IRS, all over you demanding their share of it.
Heaven knows what the council will do to me when they find out that mom has a incubus growing inside her. Heck they could start some sort of breeding farm for succubus, were all I would ever do is have sex morning noon and night with various succubi with the only goal would be of producing offspring. I do not want that and after this virus destroyed half of the succubi I wouldn't put it past the council to do something like that to me…..I don't want that to happen to me…Sex with someone you don't love is just sex, easily forgotten and brushed off kind of like when you bump into someone on the street and your forget about it and move on…But sex and bonding with your Destined One your Mate of Fate is to be treasured above all else…..
Grandmother Ageha taught me that from her memories I get from Mom. I don't want to leave a string of fatherless children behind me do you understand? I only want to have children with my Mate of Fate who is my Destined One just like mother did…"
"Oh…" Anata swallowed as he struggled to take in the magnitude of everything he had just heard his grandson say to him.
The little boy dressed in a green youki academy uniform smiled sadly at him.
"Ummmm….Listen….Damn you don't have a name yet…..Kurumu and Tsukune are going to have to think up a name for you…..Anyway look I am positive that your mother and father would never allow anything like that to happen to you. The two of them love you and would stop it from happening I'm sure of it."
This seemed to perk the little monster boy up for he rushed forward gently soaring through the air on his jet black wings, tackling Anata wrapping himself around his chest in a hug that felt like his grandson was determined to squeeze the life out of him.
"Oh grandfather! You really mean it don't you!" He cried happily as he continued to hug Anata happily.
"Air!...Grandson air….I need….AH!" Anata gasped as the little incubus let go of him from his vice grip hug as the little boy said.
"Grandfather to look beyond tomarrow and see into the future is not a easy thing…The future is not solid the future is liquid and there is a possibility of you dying because of your previous actions and I don't want that to happen…So I will help you save your life…Think of time this way….Its like a parade…You see time from a observers stand point watching the parade pass them by…Where as we can see time from someone who is up above it all in a balloon…. We can see all the twists and turns it can take and try to direct the parade where we want it to go…..But that is neither here nor there….Any way the person….The murderer you once were is dead now, killed by Anata the lawyer he was…
You have done a lot of good for the succubi and you can do a lot more too…..Even though you think of yourself like Aembiy you are not like him…..You are genuinely sorry for what you have done and want to make it right and Aemiby is not. You grandfather want to expose what you have done not for the sake of making yourself feel better, but because it is the right thing to do. You seek to turn away from the path of blood and murder and better yourself as well as others. After you went to prison you changed yourself for the better, you repented and started a new life. The lives you touche, touched others and those lives others. After you went to prison you changed yourself for the better, you repented and started a new life.
Mother is your legacy and she would not be the mother that Father, sister and I love without you…Grandfather trust me you deserve a second chance. You can and will be a invaluable asset to the succubi latter. Trust me. I barrowed moms body and put a few things in the limo that were not their before and the investigators have found them so to that end I will give you a little of my youki that will let you hear me as well as it will amplify your alchemy for what you need to do tomorrow. Just repeat what I am saying tomorrow when I tell you to do so. Then everything will be fine…..Sort of…"
The little boy then placed his hands over his grandfathers and let his youki flow into his grandfather for what he knew was coming.
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