Rosario to vampire Time Place Destiny! chapter 47 The Son also rises.
This chapter is dedicated to my uncle and cousin who taught me the magic of make believe and the power of the human spirit.
Here as some funny Anime laws I love and have examples of in this chapter see if you can find them all. Go on my homepage to go and read them all.
#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.
#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.
#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the "Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases.
(Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds, the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he will hit.
#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost twice as annoying.
#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used as a last resort.
#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.
#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).
#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws 44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced, or how many times they've seen it before, any "Bad Guys" witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave Phenomenon")
#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald, wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying pan or something.
#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.
#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7 for speaker pods)
#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.
#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.
#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST capable of dealing with it.
#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just doesn't work in real life...
#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if you're normally a klutz.
#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that's impossible!" whenever the hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he is wrong and will invariably be toastied.
#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could accomplish... but his old teacher did!
#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see Laws #67, 69, and 84)
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A ocean of warm darkness greeted a small boy dressed in a long white coat with a braid of long dark hair. He opened his eyes along with the third one in the middle of his head and looked around seeing no one except for a single slightly older boy with silver hair and red eyes dressed in a green uniform and black pants.
"Who am I?" The little boy called out to the older youki boy.
The older vampire boy smiled flashing his fangs at the smaller boy as he said.
"You are who you are and no one can take that away from you. Your one of us aren't you….Yes….I can tell simply by looking at you….True you may not have been created and brought into this world in the usual way but here you are none the less….. Remember how a person comes into this world is not important, however what is important is what they grow to become…..Do not allow anyone to tell you different or convince you otherwise…."
The young vampire boy paused letting his face flicker showing a brief moment of pain flash across it.
"This isn't good…..I'm running out of time…" He murmured to himself.
The vampire boy flashed his fangs at the little youki in front of him. As the darkness rose upward forming four pictures of each member of the house of Wong floating in mid air around the little boy with the braid of long black hair. His three eyes stared at each one in childlike wander as the older vampire boy pointed to each one.
"Listen to me and remember what I tell you. Fong-Fong is your father he will find you and take care for you. Tim-Tim is your grandmother and Fei-Hung is your grandfather. Touhou Fuhai is your great grandfather. Call him pervy sage he'll love that…Have him read you Ranma ½ and Urusei Yatsura…. I'm sure that you'll love those stories it'll help you bond with your family…
Also remember its okay to be an otaku and cosplay and have fun as long as you don't take it too far…Now remember this phrase Touhou Fuhai will love you for it: 2D girls last forever! And they will never betray you. One final thing remember this picture…..For this picture is your mother…Go with your father when he sets her out just don't let yourself be seen until the right time. Remember everything I told you for this will be the last time I speak with you." The older vampire said as he pointed to a final picture as it emerge from the darkness.
The little boy nodded quickly.
"Good your ready….Be safe…." The vampire boy said quickly just as two living shadows emerged from the darkness.
The vampire boy looked at the two dark haired vampires whom had invaded his consciousness.
"I figured it would be a limited amount of time before the two of you showed up…..So after all this time the wheel of fate begins to turn and Lime is the one who turns it." The vampire boy said as the little boy with three eyes disappeared.
"If the two of you think that you can beat me you're welcome to try." The like vampire said quickly striking a fighting pose trying to look brave.
The two vampire sneered as they let their vile aura spread like a cancer upon the boys dreamscape.
"I think that we won't have to do anything…." One said.
"Yes for you see your space now belongs to us, and you will find that the rules have changed and not in your favor….For you see," The second vampire advanced upon the little vampire boy grabbing him by his throat effortlessly.
"Impossible you shouldn't be able to hold me….." He gasped. The other vampire laughed as he rushed forward slamming his fist into the boys chest forcing him to caught up blood as he did so.
"Now in here we make the rules and in here we're gods…..Not you….."
The two vampire laughed as the warm comforting darkness that they small vampire boy had loved so much became defiled as the two vampire turned and dragged him deeper inside of it.
"Fong-Fong concentrate! Focus boy! Focus!" Touhou Fuhai cried as he clung to Fong-Fongs naked back. Fong-Fong stood barefoot dressed in his black boxers in front of the suit of armor concentrating on his fist as he watched it pass through the suit of iron armor and out the other side of it. He watched as the armor fell apart due to his blow looking like it had been cut in half with some kind of invisible sword.
The withered old youki smiled putting his hand proudly on Fong-Fong's shoulder.
"That Fong-Fong is called The Crushing Dimensional Sword I developed the technique. Your father could not do it however you can and I trust that you will use it well Fong-Fong, because with great power comes even greater responsibility. So in teaching you this technique and having you master it, you are now a man and full member of the house of Wong. In doing so I taught it to you and so you will one day tech it to your son one day and that is an encouraging thought….." The old youki smiled as he puffed his pipe.
He sniffed as he let go of Fong-Fong's back and dropped to the floor.
"I love these tender family moments…..Which brings me to my next point Fong-Fong. I'm old and I'm not going to be around forever I want to make sure that you find a good strong woman who will do your cooking, clean your mansion, assuming you get one when you move out that is, hey when you're eighteen we are kicking you out boy! Anyway as I was saying you need a strong woman who will love honor, cook, clean, dress up in kinky outfits, have lots of great sex, give you a strong son and personally obey your every whim…..Ah good woman like those are hard to find….."
Fong-Fong resisted the urge to roll his eyes.
"You had better pray that mother doesn't hear you talking like that."
"Please I do not fear your mother she can-"
"I can what." A female voice said dangerously as it came from the door way.
Touhou Fuhai quickly spotted Tim-Tim Fong-Fong's mother dressed in a blue dress with a pretty fan in hand covering her face. He swallowed as he said.
"Well I have to go Fong-Fong Sailor Moon will be on in a few minutes….Bye!" The white haired old youki laughed as he exited the training room.
"Touhou Fuhai come back here! You just taught me the technique ten minutes ago! I haven't even mastered it yet much less the basics! Get back here!" Fong-Fong called.
"Fong-Fong my son stay I want to talk….I am sorry that I have been so hard on you its just that….I….I mean your father and I want you to be happy and find the right woman for you…..not some cheap street urchin hooker of a whore….You know what I mean. My son, ignore whatever Touhou Fuhai said. Your father and I share the responsibilities of running the house of Wong equally. A relationship with a woman is like a tree that grows, it takes time to grow into its full maturity until it is strong. You have the rest of your life to find a woman who will love you for who you are. Let me tell you a story Fong-Fong. When I fell in love with your father my grandmother told me that before you make love to the man you love you must also remember to make the love you feel for each other work everyday between the two of you.
There is nothing I love more than wakening up and seeing your father next to me, seeing the love in his eyes and face falling in love with him over and over again every morning….I love running my hands across his scared face knowing each one of those was given to him when he fought protecting me from all the other perverted men my parents arrange to try to win my heart. Those men were only interested in my body and not my needs as a woman.
Your father was kind and a gentle to me not to mention determined to get me for his own. No matter how many times I beat him down and bloody he always came rushing to my aid to fight off the suiters my parents arranged. He had to fight me and get me to open up my heart to him but I did. Then the two us realized we had feelings for each other and started having sex but that's another story….Anyway Fong-Fong," His mother looked at him with kind eyes.
"The point is your father is faithful to me and I know that. Love can be a bit short sighted at times Fong-Fong but it is never blind and love will present itself it you and you just have to recognize it when it does….The point that I am trying to make is you have the rest of your life to make your dreams come true they just don't have to come true tomarrow….." Tim-Tim said warmly.
Fong-Fong returned his mothers smile with one of his own.
"Mother…." Fong-Fong sighed as he continued to practice.
A few hours later.
Fong-Fong closed his eyes and stepped outside his families' mansion into the ever darkening night as the sun quickly set. All six of his aura clones now stood beside him each one had thankfully given him good news on the tasks he had assigned to them.
"Its time…..All of you know what to do. Stay safe guys." He said carefully as he watched as each of them disappeared into a flash of lime green smoke as they entered the teleportation circle at he had made.
Fong-Fong stepped inside and felt himself get transited to the location he desired.
Fong-Fong felt himself land onto the concrete outside a fairly large office building that was a base of operations for Fairy Tale. He looked behind him for a moment admiring the view of the magnificent bridge miles behind him that the humans had named "The Golden Gate Bridge."
Fong-Fong quickly spotted the small blue car that he knew one of his men drove. The man in dark shades sat behind the wheel happily eating a ice cream cone.
Fong-Fong quickly approached the spinning glass door that marked the front entrance to one of Fairy Tales headquarters.
Entering quickly Fong-Fong felt his centipedes crawl under the folds of his long jacket.
Brushing past the hair brained blond youki woman in disguise that was the secretary who yelled something at him about if he had an appointment.
Fong-Fong quickly pushed the elevator button and entered it. He pushed the button for the Basement and let the doors close. It was only then that he pushed open the top escape hatch at the top of the elevator and got on top of it shutting it. Quickly spying another elevator going up just as his was going down he leaped from his onto the top of it and smiled as he silently counted the floors as it climbed higher and higher into the building. He then opened the door at the top of the elevator and looked inside silently counting his blessings that there was no one inside. Fong-Fong jumped down and let his youkai centipedes curl around his arms ready for combat just as the doors opened. A man in a dark suit and tie entered and paid Fong-Fong no mind.
"New here?" He asked
Fong-Fong smirked as he said crypticly as he exited. "Yes you could say that."
"Well good luck I got go there some intruder in the basement or something…..So far the guards haven't found anyone. Personally I just think that it's a false alarm." The man smiled as the doors were about to close on him only to get yanked through them by Fong-Fong's centipedes. Fong-Fong sprang into action snapping the mans neck before he could scream and transform. Stripping man of his cloths and quickly dressing the man up into his cloths and dressing up into the dark suit and tie Fong-Fong pushed the elevator button and attaching a small sutra to the man as he shoved him into elevator and sent it downwards.
Fong-Fong looked around and spotted a door that was marked Security and silently opened the door a crack too see inside.
Inside sat two bald men fat men dressed in blue suits looking like typical human security guards staring mindlessly at a set of monitors clearly board out of their minds.
"You know Fairy Tale don't pay nearly enough for this gig."
One man snorted.
"Yay! Ever since the humans of the U.S have gone into a recession Fairy Tale has had to kill all the weak workers in order to keep their profits up by claiming that they have fired workers. Ha! I have half I mind to quit and go to NightFalls. I hear that they don't kill their employee's and they at least pay well and most important off all they at least give out free food from the employee recreation room. HA! HA!" The other fat man snorted clearly not paying attention to what was going on.
Fong-Fong quickly drew himself up to his full hight and said in a authoritative voice.
"Alright you two new orders just came down from the boss. There is a intruder in the building and they want all elevators shut down and stairways blocked off. Have secretary check everyone here we may have a double ganger. Remember they could be anyone here and question everyone. MOVE!" Fong-Fong shouted.
The two men sprang into action carrying out Fong-Fongs orders.
Fong-Fong quickly ducked out and proceed past the rush of youki guards who had ditched their human forms and were now rushing to carry out Fong-Fong's orders diverting their attention from his true target, even while some more were now chasing after the dead man he had put into the elevator and who was now thanks to the sutra walking around aimlessly in one of the middle levels being hunted by the guards who had spotted him.
Fong-Fong spotted the twin doors that gave way to his targets. He pushed them open and was greeted by the looks of several angry looking youki who were the current board of directors of the San Francisco branch of Fairy Tale.
A spiky looking kraken youki looked at Fong-Fong in annoyance.
Fong-Fong didn't give him time to speak as he leaped forward wrapping his centipedes around the kraken throwing him into an ugly ogre youki. Bringing his right foot forward kicking the horrible creature with everything he had sending him and the ogre out a high story window onto the rushing traffic below.
A Fox youki using Fong-Fong's distraction summoned up a large lance of pure flame and threw it at him determined to turn the young yash youki into a flaming mash mellow. Fong-Fong felt the heat of the flames of the fox youkai lick at his flesh as he jumped onto a chair leaping backwards over the foxes head when his centipedes wrapped themselves around the youki's legs yanking him out from under him while enabling Fong-Fong to get another few centipedes to take on their sword form and stab the fox in his heart silencing him while the pair about his legs curled around and threw him out the open window as well.
Letting his summoning coins fall from the inside of his sleeve Fong-Fong quickly ducked and rolled out onto the floor narrowingly avoiding a punch from a vampire with dark hair and cold red eyes. Seeing the other remaining six youki including the vampire advance on his position Fong-Fong quickly let his youki crackle across the coins letting the creature he wanted appear in a flash of fire and light blinking all. The large flaming wings of the crimson phoenix that Fong-Fong had summoned burned the office all around him including the remaining weak level youki reducing them to ash before disappearing in a flash of light and fire leaving only Fong-Fong and the vampire remaining.
The vampire rushed at Fong-Fong whom reached into his pocket and pulled out a smoke bomb dropping it creating smoke around him letting Fong-Fong hid in it for a moment.
Fong-Fong quickly got near the open window and waited for the smoke to clear.
The vampire growled at Fong-Fong. "You may have killed off the slackers and weakling so why don't you try killing me!" The vampire shouted through the smoke feeling Fong-Fong's aura a few feet from him not moving.
"Fang face I bet you can't kill me! You're too slow and you couldn't catch a cold! Oh yes can't see me but I can see you! So this is the true power of the mighty vampire race to just sit on your bottom and let me die of old age! HA!"
The dark haired vampire rushed fist raised at Fong-Fong feeling his aura and telling that he hadn't moved determined to punch him in the face through the smoke that keep Fong-Fong from his sight.
Fong-Fong could hear the rushed of footsteps signaling the vampires approached. He quickly shoved at chair in front of his approach causing the vampire to do something truly unbecoming of his species….He tripped on the chair blinded by the smoke.
"Crushing dimensional sword!" Fong-Fong cried.
The vampire momentarily distracted, Fong-Fong's centipedes wrapped themselves around the vampires neck while Fong-Fong concentrated and focused as he delayed the exsestance of his hand letting it pass through the vampires heart as he shoved the chair out the window letting it fall while his centipedes closed around his neck snapping it sending him into falling downwards.
Fong-Fong quickly brought him up and back into the building quickly stabbing the vampire through the heart killing him just in time to see security burst through the door.
"I and I alone killed this one!" Fong-Fong shouted trying to act like he was proud of what he had just did despite the contrary, to all the shocked youki who now saw their leader laying dead at the hands of a lesser youki.
"Now all you have a choice….All of you can either serve the House of Wong and become a part of our organization or you can fight me for the right to lead and I can kill you….Take your pick. Now keep in mind that I just killed all your other bosses and this vampire and compared to him all of you are well, significantly weaker…..." Fong-Fong smiled trying to make himself look dark and menacing as he did so.
A single youki with a massive amount of spikes on his face dressed in a black suit and tie whom Fong-Fong guessed was a hybrid youki or perhaps a rouge, or Monstrell as some called them said.
"In Fairy Tale you keep what you kill…So we will serve the house of Wong…."
"Good choice excellent idea….Now my men will be up in a few minutes to give you guys your new orders. Also keep in mind that if one of you kill any of them then I will know about it and I will kill all of you just for spite." Fong-Fong smiled as he walked out of the office
Fong-Fong quickly got on his cell phone and began to talk to the men in the little blue car.
"Hello Zin this Fong-Fong begin the set of instructions that I gave you. The youki here will fallow you alright. Now I have to be going I have a long night ahead of me." Fong-Fong said as he hung up leaving the man in blue car shocked but never the less determined to carry out Fong-Fong's instructions.
Fong-Fong ducked into a broom closet and quickly took out a small sutra with a seal on it that was written in Fong-Fong's blood which made him disappear into cloud of green mist.
A bright full moon hung high in the sky as a piler of dark clouds swiftly canceled it and its soft light.
A layer of thick grayish mist began to move curving and twisting its way among the brightly colored booths and stands which lined the streets, swiftly bringing a ominous and oppressive atmosphere to the happy people as various dancers put on loud shows for people to watch as families sat out small offerings of vegetables at their homes on their alters trying to honor the dead with their prayers. Their words as well as the noise of the marry making mixing into the dark night with the chanting of the Buddist priests, and Toaists performing their rituals at the temples to give the dead that were now believed to be mingling freely among the living to relieve them of their suffering. The steady stream of burning of incese and marry making of the happy people of china on the festival of hungry ghosts was about to be brought to a close…..As the lights all over china began to go out one by one as the mist began to envelope everything in the aura of the dead.
Out of the cold grey mist lurched a single dirty figure with sunken eyes. Deathly pale skin clung to him as he slouched and lurched his way into the open streets mimicking a very zombie like pose as he did so. He was soon joined by eight more, people whom looked like they had emerged from a graveyard, the eight were followed by twenty and the twenty were followed by forty. Each person lurched across the streets looking ghastly as he or she did so.
An american man with a camera dressed in short sleaved shirt was backing up to take a picture with his camera bumped into one of the people who had suddenly emerged from the mist. The american quickly held his nose.
"Oh buddy what happened to you? Did you have sex with a two dollar whore and she die in your pants! Grab a bath will ya-AH!" The American screamed dropping his camera upon feeling the man sink his teeth into his neck ripping his throat open sending him falling to the ground leaving him to bleed to death on the streets.
In that single act set the once bright and happy festivals into disarray.
People rushed away from the scene knocking over chairs, small alters, in a frantic panic trampling on each other desperate to get as far away as they could as they rushed to get way.
Out from buildings burst clear translucent beings sometimes resembling humans some looking like horned winged beasts of demonic legends of old
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"Sir." A tall man with dark hair bowed as he addressed the man sitting in the chair with a flash light.
"Sir its pandemonium out there sir. First there was this eclipse of the moon and then suddenly a massive power outage all over china sir. WE don't know what's causing it. We have rookie cops and meter maides out there chasing what appear to be…..dead people sir zombies if you will and…..ghosts sir. Don't worry we can handle it, that is I think that we can…."
The second man sitting the chair rubbed his head angrily. "I see then while your working on it china is getting sucked down into the tenth level of hell!"
The first man looked uncomferably at the second man in the chair.
"Well sir we are currently trying to contact the Americans….They after all have The Ghost Busters….and if our information is correct they are in the process of making Ghost Busters three sir. We are hoping that they will loan them to us for a small fee…However it appears that none of our calls are going through its some kind of interference sir."
The man sitting in the chair didn't look very happy.
Fong-Fong paid the black outs not to mention the screaming people rushing to get away from the nightmarish hellish creatures no mind as he grabbed the papers and the flashlight from his limo. His gaze lingered briefly over the once neon sign that would have normally been flashed with the pink and blue neon highlighting the figure of a woman signifying the enterance to the club he and two of his men entered. Happily clicking on the flashlight he walked into the strip club.
With every pass of his flash light Fong-Fong could see half naked youki girls. A few succubi with red, blue, blond, or brown hair sat claws and wings outstretched along with their massive chests thrust into the faces of a few men who were reduced down to looking more like kids in a candy store trying to pick out which ogre, hybrid, succbi or fox youki to take home for the evening. A few fox girls had their flaming tails giving a pale orange glimmer of light in the club with no power what so ever.
Fong-Fong swung his flash light over illuminating the pale silvery head of the wicked looking vampire bouncer. Fong-Fong flashed him the fake I.D and the vampire let him enter without complaint.
Another pass of his flashlight latter he illuminated the head succubus a busty redhead who thrust her chest out in front of Fong-Fong face.
"Hi….I'm looking for the VIP room I'm meeting some people." Fong-Fong said quickly trying not to take in too much of the succubus's charms.
"Take the stairway it's the last door on your right. Your with the Party of Wong right? Maybe after your done with the girls you can come back and have some fun with me." She purred as she ran her claws up the front of Fong-Fong's shirt.
Fong-Fong swallowed. "Maybe some other time, well I have to be going bye!"Fong-Fong said quickly as he bolted up the stairs as his men struggled to catch up with him.
Fong-Fong took a deep breath and sighed calming himself as he opened the door just as his two men caught up with him.
Fong-Fong swung his flash light illuminating the rapidly graying heads of six other major youki bosses of china's youki criminal underworld each one with a different striper sitting on his lap clearly forcing him to pay more attention to her rather than to Fong-Fong.
One of the six turned his head and glared at Fong-Fong and said coldy.
"So your father sent boy to do a mans job…..You dare much ordering us to come here Wong…" He glowered.
Fong-Fong paid him no mind as he said.
"First off I thank all of you for coming….And for the record I come of my own accord but lets not get off track…"
"As all of you are aware of the current balance of power here in china I'll make this brief and to the point. Fairy Tale, The House of Wong, and The House of Meiu make up the three major players in the youki criminal underworld of china…..Now look at these two pictures for these pictures are a small picture of the future…..." Fong-Fong said crypitcly.
Fong-Fong opened his brief case and took out two single photo's. One was a picture of himself, Ling-Ling, Tsukune, Moka, Kurumu, Mizore, Ruby, Mellissa, Gin, and Tsukune's friend Eoko, and Senda standing in front of the inn that the human Marin and the siren Sun owned.
The second photo was of Miyabi and Kahula.
Fong-Fong passed the photos around to the six bosses and it was clear that each of them wasn't paying any attention to them as the last boss passed them back to Fong-Fong. It was clear to Fong-Fong that none of them were taking him seriously.
"What do these two pictures have to do with the future? Get out of here little boy!" One boss snorted annoyed at Fong-Fong.
"Well it easy to see if you can put everything together….but considering all of you can't I'll just say this…In a few hours the balance of power in the youki criminal underworld in china as well as the global youki criminal underworld will shift. The house of Wong will rise in power and I wanted to give all of you the choice to join the house of Wong while you have the chance.
Because if you chose not to the House of Wong will let our friends hunt all of you down and throw all of you into prison. It would be wise but considering all of you aren't taking me seriously I will leave all of you and your domains to your fate. Just know that my offer is only good until I walk out this door and by this time tomorrow morning all of you will be begging the house of Wong for an alliance. That is….if all of you are still alive to see the sun rise in the morning. Now then goodbye." Fong-Fong smirked as he put the pictures in the brief case and closed it. Leaving the room and exiting the strip club. He got into the limo and told the diver to go the headquarters of Fairy Tales China division.
Thankfully the strip club was only a block away from the building that Fong-Fong knew that Fairy Tale was using as their headquarters for their China division.
Fong-Fong got out and approached the swinging glass door and slowly pushed it open. Keeping his eyes open he looked around. All around the open entry way was covered in blood and the bodies of youki whom looked like they had been struck down fighting each other ripping each other apart in mortal combat.
Slowly two fox youki emerged from the shadows their throats ripped open while their tails set aflame with their own fire as the lurched toward Fong-Fong.
Fong-Fong consecrated and swung his two long black youki centapiedes, that were each wrapped around both of his arms, around his head.
Each of them swung them forward wrapping themselves around the necks of two of his opponents sending both of them flying through the air towards Fong-Fong. Fong-Fong leaped into the air towards them flying up over both of their heads while yanking backwards hard on the centaipiedes bringing both of his arms upwards while landing down onto the ground. The resulting whiplash quickly broke both of their necks which would have killed them rendering them unable to fight. However it appeared to do little to slow them down.
Fong-Fong closed his eyes and concentrated as he calmly swung his hand forward letting it pass through both of their neck cutting them off with the crushing dimensional sword.
Fong-Fong flicked his wrists forward and the centapiedes detacted themselves from around their masters' opponents neck flying through the air and wrapping themselves around Fong-Fong's wrists once more.
The young yasha youki looked upwards just in time to see a massive fist descending downwards directly at his head swung by a hybrid who was brisling with muscles. Fong-Fong ducked and rolled out of his reached across the tiled floor and ran up the stairway up to the next level. The muscled youki then began to run after Fong-Fong.
Fong-Fong slammed his foot against the door kicking it open only to reveille hordes of undead youki just waiting on the other side. Fong-Fong slammed the door shut only to see the massive muscled hybrid youki standing behind him with his fist rapidly descending. Fong-Fong ducked as the hybrids fist struck the door sending it flying off its hinges flying through the hordes of undead youki turning them into piles of blood and guts.
Fong-Fong opened his third eye while he concentrated letting his youki flow through him quickly doing a slashing motion with his hand letting it pass through the body of the hybrid cutting the creature in half. Fong-Fong spun around sweeping his hand down and around cutting several more hybrids in half while he let his youki flow onto his coin sword summoning the youki he wanted. In a blaze of fire and light a massive Phonix emerged scrunching itself into the narrow hallway unleashing its fire upon the inhabitance turning them to ash and quickly disappearing.
Fong-Fong quickly ran forwards up another level quickly opening the door only to hear a sharp "Bang" and feel the rush of air blow past his head as the bullet streaked forward embedding itself into the wall beside his head. Fong-Fong looked ahead only to see a group of men dressed in swat uniforms.
"Fairy Tale probably coming to check on their work." Fong-Fong muttered as he ran at the wall bracing his foot against it using it the vault himself up into the air narrowly avoiding the hail of bullets that emerged from the guns of Fairy Tales men. Fong-Fong landed on the head of one of the man letting his centipede youki out to snap the youki's neck while Fong-Fong- swung his arm forwards cutting off the head of another one of the men.
Fong-Fongs' centipede's grabbed onto another man bringing him forward slamming him into another armored man while Fong-Fong cut off another's head using the dimensional sword. Two more centipedes straitened themselves sticking their legs out. Fong-Fong grabbed them and swung them forward focusing his youki into them applying the same principles of the dimensional sword to the centipedes delaying their existence letting them cut the hybrids and rouges in half with ease with every pass of Fong-Fong's arms even as more centipedes emerged from the tight suit that Fong-Fong had gotten from the Fairy Tale agent striking piercing the skulls of their masters opponents killing them.
Fong-Fong quickly ran up another hallway striking down any rouge or undead hybrid that stood in his way with the centipedes reducing them down to worm food with ease.
Suddenly the elevator doors behind him exploded outwards as another undead youki along with several other hybrids reared their ugly heads.
The vampire that faced Fong-Fong looked like it had gotten its throat ripped out along with it other internal organs.
Fong-Fong quickly run at the nearest door, he placed one of his feet up against it while bringing his other foot forward keeping his momentum up partially walking up the door. Only to leap off of it into the air swinging his foot forwards striking the vampire against the side of its face. At the same time as soon as he landed his centipedes were already wrapping themselves around his legs shooting him into the air once again faster then the dead vampire could see. Fong-Fong curled his legs up against his chest and land behind his adversary. Using the brief element of surprise Fon-Fong's centipedes grabbed onto one of the vampires fists and brought it backwards slamming it against the vampires face leaving Fong-Fong to cut him in half as his hand passed through him with the deminsional sword.
The two centapieds then wrapped themselves around each other forming a long hard staff.
FongFong Wong then leaped over the remaining sixteen undead, twisting his body in the air, only to then direct his landing so that he slammed his staff into the head of one of the zombies bringing him to the ground. He then swung his staff backward striking another on his head rendering him dead while he then struck another zombie in his chest while throwing his staff into another one's stomach making him fly into the wall. Fong-Fong grabbed onto two more zombies slamming both of their heads together sending them to the ground dead. Meanwhile he swung his foot forward kicking his falling staff forward into the air only for him to leap into the air and catch it in his out stretched hand.
Fong-Fong back flipped in the air driving his staff into the head of another zombie while grabbing another by the hand swiftly swinging him around and hitting other zombies sending them into the walls only to fall onto the tiled floor. He let go and sent the zombie flying and letting him hit another four of his opponents. Fong-Fong then thrust out both of his fists striking two more zombies in their faces knocking them down only for Fong-Fong to jump into the air and kick the two zombies in their chests as they fell and sent them against the wall. The Yasha youki grabbed his staff with both of his hands, while kicking another zombies chest while using his staff for balance, quickly aiming another kick at another zombie youki right beside him.
FongFong, quickly used the momentum from his kicks to swing his body into the air. Fong-Fong swung his body in a circle while laying down a barrage of kicks directly to the heads of the surrounding party of zombie youki decapitating them sending their bodies to the ground and out for the fight. FongFong gently touch the ground and breathed a sigh of relief seeing there were no more of zombies to fight
Fong-Fong quickly checked his watch.
"Good its time the sun is about to rise…." Fong-Fong said quickly as he kicked down the door in front of him and quickly spotted the bloody alter Lime had set up to the zombie god Branic.
Fong-Fong quickly focused his youki into his fist and let it cut through the disgusting alter that bled of vile dark magics.
Slowly the first rays of sun light broke through the mass of black youki that had enveloped china driving the shroud of death and darkness away with its bright warm life giving rays.
Else ware out on the streets of china the living dead that had recently had risen up to plague the living dissolved into the same dark mist summoned back into the great beyond to rest and sleep once more. All over china humans that had once been faced with the walking now shook their heads in confusion chalking up the damage to their homes to mudslides, floods and bad dry wall that fell down.
"Well done Fong-Fong." A musical voice said happily. Fong-Fong turned around only so spot the same silver haired woman he had met earlier.
"Xi-Wangmu why are you here?" Fong-Fong asked.
The queen mother of paradise west and keeper of the heavenly peaches smiled at Fong-Fong as he looked out the window.
"I came to congratulate you Fong-Fong. So as I said before congratulations for you saved china from the darkness. I knew that you could do it. The house of Wong as some good looking men after all even when they get older, except of course for Touhou Fuhai the perverted old freak, I'm glad that I cursed him to not attract woman when he got older! Anyway you Fong-Fong and nine others have already taken the first steps in becoming Dark Lor-, well never mind Fong-Fong. But that would be telling wouldn't it. I must remember I'm not allowed to tell youki and humans about their destines its not allowed." She smiled as he reached into her peach basket and pulled out a piece of paper with a address on it and gave it to Fong-Fong.
"Anyway now then go to this address. Tell your men to secure the area after you go inside. Remember this phrase Ranma ½ it will help. Once you get inside break the prison of glass and take what is inside of it back to your home. Take it and raise it as your own and then you will find that it will be a invaluable resource for the house of Wong." The peach goddess disappeared leaving Fong-Fong alone once more.
Fong-Fong looked at the address and walked down through the hallways littered with the dead youki who used to work for Fairy Tales china division.
Fong-Fong gave the address to the driver and they drove off.
After twenty minutes driving the limo parked in front of a abandoned sewage treatment plant.
Fong-Fong got out and told the driver to call the mansion and have men sent into secure the building that Fairy Tale used to run and the treatment plant.
Fong-Fong gently opened the door a crack. Several of his centipedes crawled inside looking for any traps that were within. One of his centipedes crawled up the door and let its pinchers snip through a thin cord of wire that was connected to a grenade that was attached to the door rigged to blow up had someone opened it.
Fong-Fong slowly opened the door and stuck his head in. One his centipedes crawled up his the black suit and up to his shoulder and began telling him were all the booby traps were set up. Fong-Fong slowly made his way down stairs until he came to a large iron door with a small key pad.
"Password identification please!" A voice chirped.
"Ummmm…Ranma ½." Fong-Fong said quickly hoping that it would work.
"Password excepted, DNA identification please!" A voice said happily. "Place your hand on the scanner." The voice beeped, as a small pad in the shape of a hand slid out from the wall.
Fong-Fong placed his hand onto the pad. Fong-Fong felt a small prick on the underside of his wrist as the machine took a small sample of his blood.
"DNA accepted!" The voice chirped as the door swung open. Fong-Fong let his three eyes scan around the libratory. All around him were different body parts of both human and youki floating in jars of green goo as well as beakers full of strange liquids bubbling and brewing on flames of pink, blue, green and black flames.
Eager to leave the lab of doctor frankenstin Fong-Fong entered into the next room. There a computer sat happily beeping monitoring something that was floating submerged a massive glass tank of green goo. Various wires and moniters along with a breathing hose and mask were attached to the creature in the tank. Fong-Fong got up closer and pressed his face against the glass trying to see what was inside the tank due to the heavy obstruction of green goo. Suddenly a small cute face with a breathing mask attached to its face pressed itself against the glass.
"Ah! What the hell?" Fong-Fong cried as he jumped away from the glass momentarily shocked at what he saw.
Slowly Fong-Fong got closer and looked once more. Whatever was inside looked to be almost human save for its third eye in the middle of its forehead. It had two arms, two legs, five fingers, as well as five toes right were they normally were on a human and a long braid of long raven dark hair came down from the back of its head. For the most part the baby looked shockingly like a picture perfect version of Fong-Fong much to the youki's shock.
All three of the baby's eyes gazed at Fong-Fong lovingly as it blinked as it streatched its tiny little fingers outwards and touched the thin sheet of glass separating the two of them. A long thin glowing chain with a skull attached to the end of it wrapped around his right wrist. Along with a small locket of sorts wrapped around his neck.
"Okay this is a little creepy so this is what you wanted me to see isn't it…Amazing he looks just like me….." Fong-Fong murmured.
"I'll get you out." Fong-Fong said as he pressed his face against the glass only to quickly walk to the computer trying to find a mechanism that would open the tank. Fong-Fong quickly typed in Ranma ½ thinking perhaps it would help.
"I wonder…..If….Bingo!" Fong-Fong cried happily upon the entering of the code word he saw a list of files and commands for the tank.
Fong-Fong quickly clicked on "open tank" and soon the green goo was rapidly being drained and the monitors were being disconnected from the baby leaving him clad in a small cloth diaper of sorts decorated with little skulls and tombstones on. Fong-Fong quickly removed the jacket and wrapped it around the baby trying to keep him warm and comfortable.
Fong-Fong quickly got up to the lower levels and barked a few quick orders to his men to secure the area and lab inside.
Fong-Fong got inside the limo and gave the driver instructions to drive back to the mansion.
An hour later Fong-Fong arrived back at the mansion. Taking the little bundle of joy in his arms he shut the door and began to walk away only for the limo to explode in a sea of crimson flames.
What the hel,…I mean, oh am I going to get it." He swallowed as the driver kick open the door and got out, thankfully unharmed. He shook himself off and he opened to door to the mansion. Fong-Fong walked down the hallway only to hear his voice coming from broom closet.
Fong-Fong ducked inside only to find all six of her aura clones crunched inside.
Clone one smirked at him and said proudly. "Don't worry we got everything done that you wanted us to do. We fought our way through the hordes of Fairy Tales guards and killed off most of the leaders of Fairy Tale except for Miyabi. But other then that most of the rest of Fairy Tale now work for us! Also don't worry Mother and Father didn't have a clue on what was going on."
The clone touched Fong-Fongs hand only for himself and the other five clones to disappear in a whisper of green smoke and get reabsorbed into his body.
Quickly Fong-Fong got out and kept walking down the hall until he came to the dinning room and saw Touhou Fuhai, his father, mother and sister sitting down to breakfast without him.
"Long night son?" Father laughed. "Ah my son you have taken another step into manhood by sneaking out when your grounded."
"So father does this mean that I'm not in trouble?" Fong-Fong said already knowing the answer despite the fact that his father wasn't looking at him.
"No my son you're almost a man, but you are still in trouble." His father smirked.
"Okay….Father mother I could lie to all of you about what I did…...But I won't…..Let me see ummm." Fong-Fong paused finding the fact that no one was looking at him disheartning as he wondered where to begin.
"Father do you remember our limo?" Fong-Fong asked.
"Yes I-wait what do you mean remember?" His fathers voice lowered dangerously.
"Father you see-"
"Fong-Fong were is the limo!" His father cried angrily his eyes narrowing dangerously as he turned around and faced his son paying no attention to the bundle his son held in his arms.
"Yes Father you see I took the limo out and apparently someone put a bomb on it and it exploded a few minutes ago….Now don't worry I'm fine the driver is fine….Its just that the limo is now a really big paperweight-"
"Never mind that Fong-Fong where were you last night and don't you dare lie to me young monster?" Fong-Fong mother interrupted. But not waiting for her son to reply she said. "Never mind the human garbage that's on the news is saying some sort of freak natural disaster happened and hundreds are dead. We have been getting reports about ghosts, demons and zombies swarming all over china! Our men have been at it all night trying to protect people! We really could have used your help but we couldn't find you! Your father, sister, Touhou Fuhai and I just got in a few minutes ago from working all night protecting humans and we are all very tired. You have one chance to tell me the truth young monster!" His mother turned around eyes narrowed dangerously as she looked at her son.
"Well you see-"
"Silence Fong-Fong." Tim-Time snapped quickly leaving Fong-Fong to tremble as his mothers rage took over.
"Your father and I have been getting reports from various trusties none stop since we got in whom are calling in giving us reports of operations that you set up. Telling us that you somehow got several key factions in Fairy Tale all over the world to somehow defect to the house of Wong and work for us, something about you killing their leaders or something….Not to mention we have gotten several reports for another group of ours saying that you single handedly destroyed Fairy Tales China division.
More over this doesn't even count the number of requests from the six various mob bosses requesting to meet with us, something about you meeting them telling them that the balance of power was going to change and that they should form a alliance with us. They keep telling us that they had their men fallow you and then they saw that you destroyed Fairy Tales China division. Now on top of that I find this!" Tim-Tim flicked her fingers as they shot out pulling out the fake I.D along with a napkin with the name "Deathly Desires strip club" written on it from Fong-Fong pocket. Tim-Tim glared at the red lipstick kiss mark on it along with a number.
"A strip club! Fong-Fong Wong go to your room right now young monster! Your father, Touhou Fuhai and I will be up to talk to you now march!" Tim-Tim cried
"Hold on now dear I want hear some details, yes that's my boy..I..I mean that was very, very, wrong Fong-Fong." Fei-Hung Wong said as he withered under his wifes death glare.
"You can tell me give me the details later." Fei-Hung added quickly.
"That a boy Fong-Fong way to sow your wild oats, or wild oat bran in your case! HA HA!" Touhou Fuhai laughed.
"Silence! " Tim-Tim screamed at her husband as well as Touhou Fuhai.
"Fong-Fong I go to your room right now! I am -oh how cute!" Fong-Fong's mother cried out happily as her tone did a complete reversal from angry mother to the universal expression all woman had when presented with a baby and being uttery mesmerized by their utter cuteness. For it was at that moment when the baby in his arms started to poke his little head three eyes and all out from under the coat.
Tim-Tim smiled looking happy and joyous as she rushed forward snatching the baby from Fong-Fong.
"Oh aren't you a cute little one…Oh yes you are…..ooh chee chuuchee chooo….." Fong-Fong's mother cooed slowly reaching out and began to playing with her lips making funny noises with it as well as funny faces for the baby's amusement.
Fong-Fong gazed at his mother with a shocked expression on her face.
"Oh Fei-Hung can we keep him?" Fong-Fong's mother asked with that same tone a child would use when asking a parent if they could keep a puppy they had found on the side of the road.
"Dear its is a baby not a lost puppy….Whoever the boys parents are I am sure that they will come looking for him and then we will have to give him back." Fong-Fong's father said firmly.
Fong-Fong's mother looked like someone had just rained on her parade.
But her eyes quickly light up as she said. "But what if his parents died in that youki attack last night and he has no family left…Then we can keep him right Fei-Hung?" Tim-Tim cooed loving flashing her husband a cute yet sexy look trying to win him over.
Fei-Hung sighed as he said. "Yes I suppose that we could-"
"Yes!" Fong-Fong's mother cried happily. "You hear that little one you get to join the house of Wong assuming we can't find your family….IF we're lucky then they all died in the attack last night…I mean it would be bad if they died in the attack last night. Oh I can start planning what your room will be like. We can paint it blue and I can't wait to all the shopping spree to get all your-" Tim-Tim's baby raven was interrupted by Fong-Fong when he said.
"Umm Mother Father there something that you need to know. I don't think that he has a family to go back to…..When I found him he was submerged in a tank of green goo in a underground lab beneath a sewage treatment plant. It looks like Fairy Tale was conducting experiments on him or something." Fong-Fong said sadly.
"What!" Tim-Tim gasped in shock dropping the little baby only to quickly catch him in the air before he hit the floor.
"According to the files the baby or Ranma as the doctor called him was involved in a project Fairy Tale called Ranma ½ . What the project is I don't know but whatever it is we can't let Fairy Tale know that we have Ranma or they will come after him."
Fong-Fong turned to Touhou Fuhai and said. "Touhou Fuhai I met a friend of yours today a woman she said her name was XI-WANGMU. Does that name-"
No sooner did Fong-Fong mention her name than Touhou Fuhai leaped from his chair and grabbed the neck of Fong-Fong's collar.
"What did she look like? Did her breasts still look big and did she still have that basket of beaches with her?" The old youki demanded.
"Ummm yes she had the basket of peaches with her and no I didn't pay attention to how big her breasts were Touhou Fuhai. She's the one who told me where to find Ranma and said that we should take him and raise him as our own. She was really nice to me and she even gave me one of her peaches to eat….Tasted pretty good too.
She said something about them taking nine thousand years or so to ripen I think. She also said that you once tried to grope her breasts and she had to beat you unconscious to get you to stop. Also something about you tried to eat one of her peaches and she beat you until you were a mess blood, broken bones, and ruptured organs. Does that ring any bells? She also said something about the house of Wong having good looking men and something about cursing you to be unattractive to woman when you got older, because of what you did to her….Oh yes and something about being a goddess who likes our house or something like that. Frankly I don't-AH!"
"She let you have one of her peaches!" Touhou Fuhai growled tighning his hold on Fong-Fong collar!
"Ummm yes!" Fong-Fong gasped!
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