Rosario + Vampire Time, Place, Destiny! Chapter 54 Twanging the magic clanger!
"AH!" Tim-Tim screamed in anger as she clinched her fist as she lashed out and attempted to hit Fehui-Hung's scared face. The sorcerer youki saw the move coming and simply jerked his sword up, letting the handle turn in his palm turning the sword to its side. The simple move was exacuted just in time to have Tim-Tim's fist struck the side of his sword, sending loud "clang" resounding thoughout the training room.
Fehui-hung yanked his sword back as he jumped into the air and for a few seconds vanished only to reappear behind Tim-Tim. Tim-Tim appeared to be equally confused for she stood still for a few moments more. Fehui-Hung then slammed a quick seal on the tip of his sword while he swung it around from behind his back using a move that head many a time been used to sever an enemies spine. Instead the move ended up, due to the seal's power, ripping Tim-Tim's beautiful dress off leaving her as naked as the day she was born. Only for her to scream, and try in vain to cover herself only to receive Fehui-Hung's sword against her throat along with a smug smile on his scared face.
"What's wrong Tim-Tim you're distracted tonight. You've never fallen for that trick before….So why now?" Fehui-Hung asked tenderly even as he took off his shirt and put it on Tim-Tim only to scoop her up into his arms and carry her off to their room.
For a few moments Tim-Tim was silent and said nothing. But she bowed her head and whimpered as if afraid to speak of what was troubling her. It was only when the two of them got back to the safety and security of their room did Tim-Tim finely break her silence with a sobbing cry.
Fehiu-Hung its about Ranma….When I went to the lab I…I found out something that made me sick…And I've been scared to death ever since then….I-I've been scared about how you'll react when you find out and how I'm going to tell Fong-Fong and the Kami only knows how I'm going to tell Ranma the truth! I…I'll tell you everything I learned and then we need to talk to Fong-Fong about Ranma."
Ranma opened his eyes after the brief nape that his grandfather insisted that he take. The little yasha wriggled his way out of the nest of pillows, and blankets that his grandfather had wrapped him in. Ranma let all three of his little eyes shift around the room until they fell on the tv, which was now turned off, over to the poster of the woman with the green hair whom looked like his mother.
Then over to one of the hanging wall scrolls which read "Believe in Jiraiya porn will save the world." Ranma crawled around looking slowly from left to right looking for Touhou Fuhai, wandering where he went. His search was not in vain for Ranma quickly found his grandfather kneeing on the floor pulling up a loose floor board from under his futon and taking took out a large box. Ranma squinted as he crawled closer unnoticed by Touhou Fuhia.
Letting his three eyes get a closer look he saw his grandfather take out several strange manga from inside the box and then go into the restroom. Ranma's eyes widened upon hearing a series of moans and groans from behind the bathroom door.
Curious to see the manga that his grandfather had hidden from him Ranma crawled over and looked upon the large pile. Stretching out his small hand Ranma picked up one with bright colorful kanji and as well as pictures.
Ranma let his three eyes study the picture on the front.
On the front were two human women not wearing any cloths with their lips pressed against each other. Ranma grasped the strange manga in his right hand and began to crawl for the door. He looked back to the door of the restroom only to hear more cries and moans from behind it coming from his grandfather.
Ranma stopped upon hearing his grandfathers voice.
"Oh Xi-Wangmu you are the goddess! Your peaches are so firm and round, I need them! Harder baby harder!"
Ranma crawled forward and peeked his head inside the restroom. Inside he saw his grandfather sitting on tolilet which looked like a much larger version of the potty that Ling-Ling was trying to get him to use. The DarkLord had a magazine in one hand while his other hand was tucked inside his robes. Curious Ranma continued watching only to see his grandfather quickly turn the page of the strange manga with one hand while his other hand made quick jerking motions while every once in a while he would moan and groan.
Deciding his grandfather wouldn't be available to answer his questions about his strange activity nor would he be likely to answer him about the manga either. Ranma quickly crawled out of Touhou Fuhai's room and out into the main hallway of the house of Wong. Ranma strained his little ears listening for anyone he knew. For a few moments he heard nothing until he heard.
"Fehui-Hung oh harder! Husband you haven't lost your touch…..Oooooh….Faster sweetie, harder!"
Ranma recognised the cries of Tim-Tim as he quickly crawled forward through the maze of hallways until he came to a door which was cracked open. The little yasha poked little his head inside only to see Tim-Tim and Fehui-Hung both were not wearing any cloths just like the people whom he had seen in the strange manga his grandfather Touhou Fuhai had taken with him to the restroom. Tim-Tim and Fehui were both oblivious to Ranma's presence as the two of them were wrapped up in each others embrace as the two of them made passionate love breaking up several floor boards as they did so slamming their bodies against each other and into the warm fluffy futon.
Ranma then issued forth cry of shock and misunderstanding at seeing both adults he had come to care for doing something that seemed to be hurting the two of them for they kept screaming loudy.
"Oh Fehui-Hung that was wonderful." Tim-Tim sighed as she rested her forehead against the chest of her mate as she let out a moan content that her beloved mates touches and caress had helped erase her mind as she struggled to forget the horrors she had witnessed.
Horrors that Ranma could have been exposed to had not Fong-Fong rescued him from the lab. Tim-Tim then reached up and ran her hands tenderly across Fehui-Hungs chest tracing every scar that she knew he had gotten from all those times he had used his swordsmanship and sorcery to protect her and kill the numerous arrogant perverted suitors whom had come seeking her hand.
Granted Tim-Tim knew she could have handled each and every one of them using her martial arts.
However she secretly got a thrill seeing Fehui-Hung rush to her aid to protect her and her honor. Tim-Tim knew from the first moment she saw Fehui-Hung that he was different from the other men whom had come to get her affection.
For one thing he was a Wong, and thus their enemy, and two even when he saved her from a digusting fox youki, whom thought that sex was a great way to start a relationship, Tim-Tim had thought that he would demand that she give her body to him as payment for saving her after he cut off the foxes head. However he did not. It was at that time that Fehui-Hung had stolen her heat forever.
It was at that time that Tim-Tim still reveling in her husbands' tender touch even as he still cupped her behind, heard a small cry and chose to the door only to see Ranma all three of his eyes wide in horror staring at the two of them laying naked on the sweat soaked futon.
Fehui-Hung blinked as it took him a few moments to register the little baby Ranma standing at the door looking at the two of them in their current state.
"Oh dear." He whispered. Tim-Tim struggled to smile and act like nothing was wrong as she reached out her hand and cooed softly.
"Come here Ranma, come to grandma Tim-Tim.…"
Ranma shook his head with a look of fright on his face as he continued to look at Tim-Tim and Fehui-Hung.
"Its okay sweetie you didn't do anything wrong, grandma and grandpa still love you. Come here baby so grandma can give you a warm hung. Then I'll give you a nice warm bath so you can splash around."
Ranma swallowed as he eyes widened further as he turn away and quickly ran down the halls to Fong-Fong's room. He broke through the paper that was placed in the swinging door and squeezed inside though the opening left by the paper.
"Otou-san(Father), Okaa-san(Mother)!" Ranma screamed as he threw himself up on top of Fong-Fong's futon and clung to Ranma's bare chest as he lay sleeping only to be scooped up and off by a pair of soft feminine hand and placed into the warm folds of a silvery robe. Slowly the Ranma looked into the face of a beautiful woman whom had her hair put up into two large buns like his grandmother Tim-Tim but still had a long wave of it to fall gently to small of her back like his mother. A pair of warm blueish green eyes looked at Ranma with interest and affection.
"My the house of Wong has some good looking men, even when they are so young…."
The goddess Xi Wangmu whispered soflty as she rested Ranma in the cock of one of her arms and a basket of peaches hanging on her other arm. "Hello little one….Ranma1/2….I'm your godmother Xi Wangmu. You can call me Xi…"
Ranma briefly let his eyes widen only for the goddess to wrap Ranma up into her robes and begin to rock him to sleep. Soon felt the little yasha began to get sleepy as he was rocked back and forth, back and forth, and back and forth only briefly hearing the goddess's words.
"You have a destiny little one. You and the other children like you whom will help to protect the worlds you and the others have it within you to sore higher than all the others of your kind. You and the others will help lead your generation as a shining symbol of heroism and bravery, and you will lead your generation as The three DarkLords and the Fourth once lead theirs. The gods have plan for you and your friends and they look upon all of you with favor."
The goddess of Femininity and owner of the Heavenly Peach Garden then slowly removed her outer silvery cloak with Ranma still in it and laid him down upon Fong-Fong's chest along with the basket of peaches. The goddess clapped her hands and the ripe luscious peaches began to shimmer as they twisted and turned growing cold and hard. Until they ceased to be peaches anymore instead there sat in the basket lay several small glass jars labled;
Strained, and refined essence of peach of immortality.
Expiration date 5071 A.D
Warning keep out of reach of perverted okatu! Enjoy!Xia-Wangmu with a flutter of her robes the goddess left Fong-Fongs' room.
Upon exited Fong-Fong's room she saw both Tim-Tim and Fehui-Hung. Unconcerned considering she could be seen as well as heard by whom she choose she turned to leave until she felt the hairs on the back of her neck stand up on end only to feel a pair of small withered hands wrapping themselves around her wraist only to reach up and squeeze her breasts with a soft sigh of happiness.
"Pervert!" The goddess shrieked as she curled her hands into fists and brought them crashing down onto the small old youki with silvery gray hair whom, despite pain the goddess was inflicting, still held onto her breasts like a cowboy does while riding a raging bull!
"Xi-Wangmu you've come back to me!" Cried Touhou Fuhui happily, as he gave her breasts another squeeze; even as the goddess of femininity drove her firsts once more into the withered darklords face determined to make him let go even if she killed him.
Touhou Fuhui reached upwards with one of his hands as he struggled to get a better grip on the goddess's luscious breasts only for his hand to slip neatly between the folds of her robes and touch her bare skill underneath. In the darklords shock was his undoing as he lost his grip only for XI-Wangmu to grab Touhou Fuhai by his neck and pin him against the wall.
"You perverted old man!" She shrieked at the darklord. Something small and round fell from inside one of the goddess's sleeves only for her to catch it in her hand.
The silver haired goddess looked at Touhou Fuhai in mocking voice and gesture reserved especially for him she waved the small peach in front of the darklords face only to yank it away when he reached for it and said.
"I was going to give you this and restore you to your former self as a reward for caring for Ranma…..But now I've changed my mind…..Considering you let Ranma see your porn collection and you let him see you masturbating in the bathroom." The goddess said in a voice that reminded the old youki of poisoned honey.
"Once I am done with you I will scatter you body into so many pieces not even the vultures will-" The goddess froze and turned around only to see Ranma being held in Fong-Fong's arms looking happily.
Ranma used his youki for form a small green sign in his hand that said.
"Grandfather in trouble?" The little yasha wandered.
Thinking quickly the goddess grabbed Touhou Fuhai and pulled him into her embrace breifly burying his head between her cleavage that showed from her robes as she laughed and said.
"Oh Ranma don't worry your grandfather is fine we were playing a little game you see." The goddess then began to stroke Touhou Fuhai's head in a not to gentle way.
Xi Wangmu pulled the perverted old man away from her cleavage and thrust the peach into Touhou Fuhai's hands as she hissed into his ear.
"Old man head my warning I'll restore that which I took from you but if you take advantage of my kindness and do not look after Ranma and something happens to him, then I hear that the underworld looks pretty nice this time of year if you get my drift." With that the goddess disappeared leaving the Wongs alone.
Ranma still had the sign in his hand which now read.
"Grandfather what is porn? Does it have something to do with what I saw you doing in the bathroom?"
Fong-Fong struggled to hid a grin as he said. "Yes Touhou Fuhai why don't you tell Ranma what you were doing?" The darklord struggled to keep his composure as he quickly turned ten different types of red in a matter of minutes and struggled to find the words to tell Ranma what he was doing.
"Oh…Ummm…Ranma porn is ummm….Adult manga….You see I was…Uhhhh twanging the magic clanger while…Uh reading adult manga."
Ranma's words changed on the sign. "So adult manga has no words only pictures?"
"Yes, yes that's right. With adult manga or in other words a picture book for adults who enjoy it for the pictures and art that's inside…Not for any story line….Its a very deep complex thing okay. I'll let you look at it when you're older okay. Because, ummmm when you're older you'll be able to enjoy it more."
The words on Ranma's sign changed and said. "So adult porn is manga with just pictures, and no characters and no story to enjoy…It sounds stupid."
Then a second sign appered in his hand that he pointed at Tim-Tim and Fehui-Hung that said. "What were the two of you doing in bed? The two you didn't have any cloths on just like in one of grandfathers books. I could hear screaming and moaning it was scarey."
Ranma's sign said.
Fong-Fong then turned and then asked his parents. "So mother and father what were the two of you doing?" Fong-Fong smiled seeing his parents squirm.
Ranma look at the sign pointed at his parents as if to silently make them answer.
Both Tim-Tim and Fehui-Hung both looked at each other then to Ranma.
"Ranma you see we were…" Tim-Tim paused praying to the Kami for a answer that would satisfy Ranma.
"You tell him Fehui-Hung." Tim-Tim said sweetly as she gave him a subtle strike to his ribs with her elbow. "Ranma I….we were just..J..Just…Having a jumping up and down on the futon contest….Yes that's right, when Tim-Tim and I do it that way it makes it more challenging to get more hight when you do it like that."
Slowly the words on Ranma's sign pointed at Tim-Tim and Fehiu-Hung changed and now read. "Oh, can I join in next time?"
"No, no Ranma sweetie you not big enough…..Tell you what we can do something else fun…..Why don't you and Touhou Fuhai read some manga while I have the cooks cook up some ramen then the two of you can watch some anime. Then we can put some futons on the stairs and slide down on them I used to do that when I was a young."
That thankfully seemed to distract Ranma and make him forget about asking any more questions. For he then crawled over to Touhou Fuhai and reached into the folds of his robes and pulled out the piece of paper that had the manga volume that they were on of Ranma ½.
'Oh thank you great kami!' Tim-Tim though silently as she quickly pulled Fehui-Hung with her toward the kitchens.
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