Chapter Three

Yami and Kaiba followed Tonks down the street, entering a shop named "Madame Malkin's Robes for All Occasions". The two boys looked at each other weirdly.

"Malkin?" Kaiba asked.

"Apparently. British names are weird. You know, like Bakura."

"I'm pretty sure that's not a British name." Tonks said as they stepped into the shop.

"It's not?" Yami demanded, "That little brat's been lying to us this whole time!" He crossed his arms, glaring around, "I'm mad now."

"Hogwarts?" Asked a short woman. Her hair was so white it could rival Bakura, wearing enough lavender Marik would die happy.

"Yes." Tonks said.

The woman, presumably Madame Malkin, looked at the two boys.

"I've never seen you two before, are you transfers?" She asked.

Yami opened his mouth to speak, but Kaiba put his hand over it and said,

"Yes. Yes we are."

She nodded.

"Black then."

She turned back and disappeared behind the racks, looking for some.

Yami pulled Kaiba's hand off of his mouth.

"I was going to say what you did!"

"I honestly doubt that, Your Grace."

Yami leaped.

The Dark Magician was lay on the banister for the stairs, arms crossed, looking over at Yami unbelieving of his statement.

"Where the hell did you come from?" Yami demanded.

"I've been here the whole time." DM said.

"... Potter's talking a bunch of nonsense, Mummy. I assure you. He's just an attention hog."

Kaiba and Yami turned around, seeing a tall, blonde boy, looking uncomfortable in normal clothes, come into the shop.

He looked them over.

"I've never seen you two before." He said.

Yami and Kaiba looked at each other.

"Are you transfers?" The boy asked.

"Yes." They said at the same time.

"Well, then." He smiled coldly and held out a hand, "I'm Malfoy. Draco Malfoy."

"Kaiba. Seto Kaiba."

"Yami."

Draco raised an eyebrow.

"Is that a last name or a first?"

Yami shrugged.

"'S it." He said.

"Okay then."

"You look like a rat." Yami said.

Draco's mouth dropped open, and Kaiba whacked Yami upside the head.

"Ow!" The latter yelled, "What was that for?"

"For you being rude."

"Come on, Kaiba! That's my main joke: Being an asshole!"

"You still deserved it."

"Your mom deserved what I gave to her last night OOOOOH!"

"My mom's dead."

"So is mine!"

Draco stood there awkwardly.

"Well," He said, "I'll just wait over here..."

He walked over to the other side of the room, leaning against the wall.

"See, you scared him off!" Kaiba yelled.

"Me? You're the one who hit me!"

"You were being an asshole!"

"YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!"

"YOU'RE A BIGGER ASSHOLE!"

"YOU'RE A BIGGERER ASSHOLE!"

"THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!"

"YEAH, WELL, KAIBA'S NOT EVEN A NAME!"

"WELL, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME! I BET IT'S SOMETHING STUPID LIKE ATEM!"

"Actually-" The Dark Magician tried to butt in, but they kept arguing.

"YOUR FACE IS SOMETHING STUPID LIKE ATEM!"

"GOD I HATE YOU!"

"I HATE YOU EVEN MORE!"

"I HATE YOU EVEN MORE THAN YOU HATE ME!"

"I HATE YOU EVEN MOREST THEN YOU HATE ME!"

"AGAIN, NOT A WORD!"

"YOU'RE NOT A WORD!"

"THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!"

They growled at each other, before Madame Malkin came back.

"I found some bla-" She frowned, "Is something wrong?"

"He's just being an ass." Kaiba said, "As usual."

"I'm being an ass?" Yami demanded, "Well, you can just-"

"Alright!"

The Dark Magician pushed himself between the two boys.

"Both of you, stop it now." He said, "You're going to have to deal with each other for 10 months, so quit your whining, and be mature!"

"Alright."

"Geez."

"Stupid talking card."

"He's such an asshole."

"I know right?"

"I can hear you!" The monster said loudly.

"Yeah, okay, Malloney." Yami replied.

"It's Mahad."

"Yeah, whatever."

"Well," Madame Malkin said, "try these on." She handed one to each of them, "I'll fix them up if they're too long or too short."

"Thank you very much." The Dark Magician said. He grabbed each of them by an ear, and could be heard scolding them in a whisper.

Tonks ran after them, bothered by being ignored for most of the chapter.

…

Getting robes wasn't hard, now they needed books.

"The Standard Book of Spells, Grade 5." Kaiba muttered, "Unfogging the Future and Defensive Magical Theory. Got it."

"Of course you do, you fucking nerd." Yami laughed.

"I can like to read all I want." Kaiba replied as they walked into Flourish and Blotts, "I should get some recreational books while we're here..."

"So you two took Divination?" Tonks asked as Kaiba turned down the text book isle and ran his finger along the books, looking for the ones they needed.

"I assume." He said, "We weren't really given a choice."

"Oh. Well, hopefully you'll take Care for Magical Creatures." She grinned, "That's a really awesome class."

Kaiba nodded.

"Sounds interesting."

"Sounds boring." Yami said, "Why can't I just mind crush someone and be done with it?" He asked as Kaiba put Defensive Magical Theory into his arms, "Why do I need to know this?"

"Well, DADA is mandatory." Tonks said, "And I have no idea what you're talking about."

"Oh it's where I do this-" He thrust his hand forward, "-and shatter their mind. It's fun."

"That's awful." Tonks said.

"You're awful."

"I don't mean to freak you out or anything," Said DM, lowering down to talk to Yami, "but that girl over there's looking at you like you're the best ice cream sundae she's ever seen."

Yami looked over, seeing a girl with pale skin, and wavy brown hair. She was staring at Yami, eyes wide, a grin on her face.

You could almost smell the desperation.

"Oh sweet Ra." He whispered, turning away.

"Yeah," Kaiba said, plopping Unfogging the Future into his companion's arms, "it would never work out. Because you're in love with Yugi!"

Yami's face lit up.

"I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH YUGI!" He shouted, causing several people to look over.

"Yeah," Kaiba said, smirking, "okay. I believe that about as much as I believe that Mokuba could run my company."

"Speaking of which," Yami said, "who did you leave in charge."

Kaiba's face fell.

"Oooooh, shit... Well, they'll be fine. I bet leaving won't come back to bite me."

Yami shrugged.

"Probably not."

Kaiba dropped Standard Book of Spells, Grade 5 into Yami's arms, and picked up his pile.

"Le's go." He said, walking off towards the counter.

Yami followed, sighing.

…

Getting potion ingredients was pretty uneventful, but now they had to get a wand.

Ra help them.

…

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