Disclaimer: I do not own MFB or KH.

Note: Parts of this written content in this story are not made up by me. That credit goes to Kirameki87. Also for Roxas having 3 brothers and a hard working mother (also including the KH teachers and students in the cast.) are not made up by me. Give that credit to Xyphate (Yes, refer to KH High School Times). The whole idea for KHS to have firebirds as their mascot is actually made up by me. Here is the replacement cast. (This happens after KH High School Times.)

This fic is long overdue for an update.

A few updates.

But let's try one, first.

Thank you to Darkness Levianthan for some inspiration!

Since the whole volcano thing in the Science Lab was a bust, most of us were fairly surprised to see that Reiji hadn't been fired yet.

But no, he was still there. Granted, Ryutaro seemed to be keeping a tighter watch on him then he did previously. That's good, I suppose. And a bit depressing. I mean, aren't classes so much more interesting when things don't go as planned?!

We sat down at the tables, each holding one shiny, silver tray, a scalpel, and some gloves. There was also an entirely inconspicuous tray with some crab-shaped organisms on it, but that couldn't have possibly been connected to the stuff on our desk.

Wait a minute! Wasn't this supposed to be a Chemistry Class, not a Biology Class!? This doesn't make any sense!

This could only end badly. :(

When everyone was seated, Reiji spoke up. "Everyone put on… ssome glovess"

We did so, and soon, Ryutaro went around and gingerly placed a crab-shaped organism on each tray. Somehow, I don't think this was his idea.

"Today… we will disssect crabss…!"

The class exchanged some nervous looks. Reiji paid no heed to the obvious tension in the room, and proceed excitedly to instruct us.

"Now, take the sscalpel and cut a sstraight line down the center of your crabss belly…"

My group consisted of Sam, Sora, Angelique, two other guys, and myself. The scalpel was immediately handed to Sam, because he apparently has experience with these kinds of things. That, and he isn't very good at "123 Not it." (Or whatever the game's called…)

But before Sam, or anyone, could do anything, the window in the back of the room shattered, and everyone looked up to see what has caused the sound. Most people could've guessed who it was without looking, though.

"YOU MURDERER CRABS! YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU EVER MESSED WITH MY CRABS!"

Reiji's ever-present grin widened as he looked at Tetsuya (WTH!? He was not fired yet!?), who was now sprawled across all the sugar cakes (That were somehow still there), covered in frosting and broken glass. Someone should tell him not to make a sandwich with it.

"Murder? Me? I didn't kill anything!" the crab Blader lied.

"Liar! You killed the crabs for a Scien—" Ryutaro fiercely hissed.

"I didn't kill them" Tetsuya now played as an innocent crab.

"Yes you di-" Ryutaro tried again.

"They're sstill alive~" Reiji pointed out.

Everyone turned in the direction of out table as Luko let out "Ack!" of surprise. The crab had latched onto his thumb, and from the looks of it, didn't plan on letting go anytime soon. Luko's really bad at Not It.

Ryutaro grabbed the phone at the front of the room, mumbled something about a nurse, and hung up. Within moments, a teen with long, spiky green hair stormed into the lab, grabbed Sam by the ear, and dragged him to the office.

Needless to say, Ryutaro got mad at Reiji. The crabs were given to Ryuga to deal with. I'm not sure what exactly he did with them, but I did hear some tire-screeching and car alarms from the street beside our school. The glass got cleaned up, and the window was temporarily replaced with plastic wrap, courtesy of Yu. Not sure why he had so much of it. No one bothered to do anything with the sugar cake, which now had Tetsuya-shaped imprints on it. Speaking of the former math teacher, it took at almost a fourth of Ryuga's strength to restrain him. That's almost as much strength as he used to defeat Hikaru!

Also, I'm not sure how Kyoya Tategami became the school nurse.

Yeeeah… I'm going to try to update more. The chapters might be short like this, but I'll try to get them out more frequently… hopefully.

This is what happens when I ask my sister for ideas.