"Discord!" Raymond and I both yelled.
Derpy got behind me, and Rainbow Dash got behind Raymond.
"Ding, Ding, Ding!" Discord said, while a bell appeared right behind him.
Discord started to start the trolling; he always does this in the show. All he is is a massive troll. He can also somehow read minds.
"Oh so you think I'm a troll now do you Dan?" Discord said, while making his face into a troll face.
"Yeah you kind of are a troll." Raymond admitted.
"Why are you here? This world has nothing to rule over, and if you get caught, scientists will cut you up and stuff." I asked Discord.
"Oh, well I'm here because Equestria wants you two in it. We apparently need you two fellows and Rainbow Dash." Discord paused for a long time, then finally said. "And we need Derpy back…"
Raymond, not being able to hold back his excitement, just flipping exploded with joy, he couldn't stop smiling. I smacked him in the back, and he stopped smiling and held himself together.
"Why does Equestria want us?" I asked Discord.
"Oh, I don't know, because maybe your" He pointed to Raymond. "Supposed to be… Oh dear, I think I've said too much." He stopped pointing to Raymond.
Raymond tilted his head to the left so far, I was getting worried that he was going to snap his neck.
"What?" Discord yelled at Raymond.
"I'm supposed to be what?" Raymond asked discord, very confused.
"I can't tell you! Good heavens, forget I have ever said that!" Discord told Raymond. "Now I was sent to get you two, and Rainbow Dash, along with Derpy. Now come along." Discord said to Raymond and me.
Discord snapped his fingers, and a portal appeared behind him.
"Ponies, Then Humans, Then a Discord!" Discord said.
Derpy and Rainbow Dash went in first, followed by Raymond and I, then Discord went in.
I was falling through the void, just waiting until the portal took me to my destination. It took about 30 seconds, and I landed on my 4 hooves.
"Ugh…" I moaned.
I looked at myself and panicked, I was a stallion, Meaning, a male pony. I looked around, and saw another stallion beside me. He was all black, and on the tip of his wings, he had bright green lines. His mane and his tail was all a bright green. He had green eyes, and he was about as tall as Dan, except he was shorter. He had a cutie mark of an epic face. (Look it up on Google images or Bing images, you will understand what I'm talking about.)
Then I looked at myself, I was almost exactly like the stallion beside me, except I had cyan lines on the tips of my wings, and my mane and tail is striped with a cyan color and red color. My cutie mark had 2 swords on it. I had blue eyes instead of green like the stallion beside me. Then I noticed Derpy and Rainbow Dash looking at us, I hugged Derpy.
"I'm guessing that one's Dan and the others Raymond…" Rainbow Dash said.
I stopped hugging Derpy and looked at Raymond; he was still looking at his self.
"Uh Raymond… You can stop looking at yourself…" I said to Raymond.
Raymond kept on looking at himself.
"I look…" Raymond started. "LIKE A BOSS!" Raymond yelled.
Princess Celestia laughed a little; I just noticed that we were in her castle.
"I see you're finally awake, welcome to Equestira." Princess Luna said.
Raymond and I both turned towards the two princesses, and we bowed down to the best we could. Raymond fell down in the process, but I kept my balance. The two princesses laughed a little.
"It's okay, you just arrived here, and you barely know how to walk on 4 legs instead of two."
Raymond got up, and stood up tall. He tried to stand taller than me, but gave up after I started to stand tall.
"Now, I think we should let you walk around a bit in the castle before going out into the public." Princess Celestia said. "Rainbow Dash, will you show them around the castle, just in case they need to know where to go in here?"
"Sure…" Rainbow Dash said.
Derpy was told to leave the castle and she did, I told her I would go see her again as soon as I can. Raymond, being the most off balance for some odd reason, kept on falling. I guess he wanted to go faster and he kept on falling down because of it. I kept my balance the whole way, and I think I got used to walking.
"And, that's basically it. I'll be right back; I got to ask Celestia if you guys can go." Rainbow Dash said.
As soon as she left, Raymond started with the questions.
"How does she remember everything about here, and remembers the months spent on earth?" Raymond asked me.
"Why didn't you ask her?" I asked Raymond back.
"I don't know!" Raymond kind of yelled at me.
"Why don't you ask her once she gets back?" I told Raymond.
"No, I can't… Can you do it?" He asked me.
"Why don't you… Never mind, sure I'll do it." I said.
"Yay…" He said quietly.
Rainbow Dash finally got back, and told us we can go out into the public.
"Rainbow Dash, how come you can remember everything from here now? When we were at earth, you had no idea that you once lived here, how come now you know who you are and you remember everything that happened at earth?"
"Magic." Rainbow Dash said, and she pushed us both along.
We went onto a train and we were heading to Ponyville. I noticed that Raymond was kind of staring at Rainbow Dash.
"Okay, listen up guys," Rainbow Dash said, and I bitch slapped Raymond with my hoof to make him listen. "Don't go around saying that you're really human okay?"
Raymond and I both nod. Rainbow Dash looks at Raymond.
"Also, Celestia has given you two names. Raymond, your name is Green." She looked at me. "and Dan, yours is Blue. Also, try not to tell Ponies your real names, that would be a really bad situation." Rainbow Dash told us both.
Raymond and I both nodded.
"How will we learn to fly?" Raymond asked her.
"Tonight I'll try to teach you both tonight." Rainbow said.
The train stopped and we were in Ponyville. We followed Rainbow Dash to Twilight Sparkles place. She told us that she will help them out more, and that she would see them later. She patted both of their heads, and flew off.
Raymond wouldn't move. Now I know why he's been doing this, he's 'in love'.
"Ra- I mean, Green, you really like her don't you?" I asked green.
"What da fud- WAIT WHAT?! NO I DON'T!" Green yelled at me.
"Calm da fudge down, I'm just asking." I said, rolling my eyes.
I knocked on Twilights door. I got introduced by Spike, who is a small purple dragon who has the body like a human almost. Green stared at him, giving Spike a chill. Green realized that he was turned into a red human like creature not a purple one, so he stopped staring at him.
"We need Twilight," I said. "We were told to come here for a home."
"Oh, okay. Come on in!" Spike said, opening the door.
We walked in, and spike just stared at us. I noticed he was staring and asked him why he was staring at us like that.
"Oh, uh nothing. I just have never seen two stallions so alike." Spike said nervously.
Twilight came up to us, and asked how we got here. I waited for spike to close the door. He closed it and I started to talk.
"Teleported." I answered.
"Ah, so you are the ones." Twilight said.
I was about to question what she was talking about, then I remembered. She was one of the princesses' students, so she must have heard about this. We introduced ourselves, and she showed us to our rooms, which were downstairs, and told us we can customize it in any way we wanted to.
I didn't do anything to my room, because I had to get Green to confess that he is in love. I went over to his room, and started to talk to him.
"Green, back to what I said before, you should just confess that you like her a lot." I told Green.
"First of all, were alone. Just call me by my real name. And second of all, I DO NOT LIKE HER TO THAT POINT!" Green/Raymond yelled at me.
"Oh yes you are! I have SEEN how you act around her; you stared at her on the train for the whole ride for the love of Celestia." I taunted him.
"SHUT UP!" He yelled at me louder.
Meanwhile, Twilight is trying to read.
"SHUT UP!" Twilight heard Green say.
Twilight sighed, and closed her book. She can't read if Blue and Green are yelling at each other. She decided to see what they were fighting about, and went to where the two were fighting.
"C'mon! Just admit that you have developed a secret crush with the Rainbow and I'll go away." Twilight heard Blue say.
"I ALREADY TOLD YOU! I AM NOT IN LOVE!" Green yelled at the top of his lungs.
Twilight giggled a little, and decided to keep on listening. Spike had a recorder, and was recording the fight since the beginning.
"You FLIPING FROZE WHEN SHE PATTED YOUR FLIPPING HEAD! DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IM SAYING?! I DON'T THINK ANYONE ON EARTH HAS EVER BEEN SO IN LOVE THAT THEY FROZE WHEN THEIR 'secret crush' PATTED THEM ON THE HEAD!" I barked back.
Green sighed "I don't have to put up with this..." Green said calmly.
Green rushed up in front of me before I had time to react, and he uppercutted me with his hoof in about 1 second. My jaw felt like it had been cut right in half, I touched my jaw with my hoof, and felt my jaw still intact. I saw Green try to strike me again with another punch, but I quickly dodged it. I then saw Twilight rush in and pick up Green with her magic.
"What the heck?! PUT ME DOWN!" Green demanded.
"No way, you're going to kill the poor stallion if I do." Twilight said.
Green groaned, and looked at me. I didn't have anything bleeding or swelling, all I had was a jaw feeling like shit. But I was tough, a lot tougher than him.
"Thanks Twilight…" I said to Twilight.
"No problem." Twilight said.
Twilight bashed Green onto the ground, really hard, but not hard enough to break anything important.
"Now, how about we just don't do this crap?" Twilight suggested.
"…Fine…" Green and I both said.
"Good" Twilight said smiling.