Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
He sat in his rather uncomfortable chair and sighed. "If only Kakashi was interested in being Hokage. I could retire peacefully. Play some shogi and smoke my pipe all day long." He got up and moved towards his window, resting his eyes upon the mountain containing the four faces of the leaders. Hashirama, Tobirama, himself and Minato. As he looked at Minato he thought back to that night a year ago.
Flashback:
The Hokage stared in disbelief at the pool of blood that had shot out of his nose. "I didn't know I still had that much in me" He thought to himself. Standing up and brushing off the dust that accumulated while he was knocked out he surveyed the room. Naruto had succeeded in stealing the Forbidden Scroll with a jutsu powerful beyond measure. "I have to make sure he shows that to the ANBU seduction unit." The Hokage gained a slight nosebleed thinking about Yuugao utilizing the erotic jutsu. However before his imagination could go any further a ninja wearing a bear mask poofed in next to him.
"Hokage-sama we've located the boy, he's made contact with Mizuki within the forest outside of Konoha. Iruka has intercepted them and it seems they are fighting which convinces me that Iruka is not with Mizuki. Shall we move to intercept?"
"Yes move to intercept. Make sure the boy and Iruka returns unharmed. It would be a shame towards Minato's legacy if he was to die so young." The Hokage turned around and moved back towards his table. "Naruto will most likely be in a state of shock. Treat this situation with the utmost caution. Most likely or not the secret that he carries has been revealed to him. Due to his personal situation within the village we don't know how he will react to this information."
"Yes Hokage-sama." The ANBU nin poofed back out of his office. Sarutobi sighed and sat back down in his uncomfortable chair.
"I'm too old for this shit." He took out his pipe and lit it.
Naruto found himself in the utmost peculiar of situations. He had just found out why the villagers hated him so much and for some reason it didn't come out as much of a surprise to him. "I mean they did call me demon all the time.." He thought to himself as he continued jumping across the large branches of Konoha's forests. The Forbidden Scroll bobbled against his back. "And these fucking whisker marks should've given itself away a long time ago". He landed on a wet patch of grass and looked up at the evening sky. Placing his hands in a cross seal he yelled "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" and channeled a huge amount of chakra. Tens of Naruto clones poofed into existence. He handed one of them the scroll. "Alright guys listen up! If I was by myself I would need another 2-3 hours with this scroll but since I can read and this shit comes with directions I know that I learn everything that you do so half of you get to a safe location and get reading! The other half of you run distraction and fend off Mizuki! Lets do this!" His clones cheered and split off. Naruto himself jumped back onto a tree branch and moved towards where he believed Iruka-sensei was.
Iruka was not having a good night. First his student decided to get up and go steal something extremely valuable from the village. Secondly his assistant instructor decided to go rouge on the same night and try to manipulate said student into giving him the scroll so he could seek ultimate power. Third was the huge gash in his back where a 3 foot shuriken pierced his flesh. Not a good night at all.
"Here I am bleeding out on a Thursday night looking for Naruto and a traitor." Iruka continued jumping across the branches, ignoring the pain from his back. Hearing what sounded like popping he made his way towards a small clearing within the forest where he saw Mizuki viciously killing off Naruto clones with the same goddamn three-foot shuriken. "Did he seriously go back to get it after I took it out of my back? What the fuck is wrong with this dude?" Iruka reached into his pocket, pulled out an explosive tag and stuck it onto his kunai. Running up the tree he gained a clear shot and threw the kunai landing it right by Mizuki's feet.
"What the-"
A huge explosion rocked the forest. Iruka jumped down to survey the damage. A charred log sat in place of where Mizuki's body was supposed to be.
"IT'S TIME TO DIE IRUKA!"
Iruka heard a loud whirring sound and immediately ducked, dodging the whirling three-foot shuriken that was for sure to haunt his dreams later that night. Pulling out another kunai he threw it at Mizuki. Mizuki deflected it and charged at him, roundhouse kicking him in the stomach and sending him into a nearby tree. Iruka slammed into the tree and spit blood. "Fuck he hits hard." He thought.
Mizuki laughed and charged yet again throwing a right hook aimed at Iruka's face. Iruka grabbed Mizuki's arm with his left, and pulled drawing him straight down. Iruka then brought up his knee and smashed him in the stomach doubling Mizuki over. Still holding his right arm he brought his knee down and up again generating a very loud and satisfying crack when it made contact with Mizuki's ribs. Twisting his right arm Mizuki dislocated his shoulder and spun to elbow Iruka across his face. Iruka's head jerked to the side and he released his grip on Mizuki's arm. Taking a step and jumping Mizuki spun and sent a flying roundhouse towards Iruka's head. Iruka crouched, dodging the attempt on his head and spun kicking out towards the still airborne Mizuki with as much force as he could. Mizuki flew backwards and skidded across the forest floor. Iruka ran towards him and pulled out a stun seal intent on incapacitating Mizuki. Mizuki rolled to the side and sent a kunai that embedded itself into Iruka's stomach. Iruka tripped and fell over, doubled over in pain.
"IRUKA SENSEI!" Mizuki heard a voice call out. He turned to face a blonde wearing an orange jumpsuit with a pair of goggles on his head.
"Ohhh demon-child what a pleasant surprise that you're here! I've been waiting a long goddamn time to kill you," Mizuki walked over to where he believed his three-foot shuriken laid but found nothing.
"Are you looking for this?" Mizuki looked up and saw three Naruto clones holding his beloved shuriken. One transformed into an exact replica of his shuriken which the other handled. Two Naruto's with two giant shuriken. If it wasn't Naruto holding them Mizuki may have cried.
"Looks like your time is up sensei." The clones flung the shuriken with all their might, both embedding themselves and eventually cutting through the shoulders of Mizuki leaving his arms on the floor. The screams of pain were not exactly pleasant coming from the traitor instructor. He soon passed out from the shock. Naruto moved towards Iruka and flipped him around.
"Iruka sensei are you dead?" Naruto took his hand and snapped at the closed eyes of his Academy instructor. Not sensing any reaction he walked over and picked up one of Mizuki's arms. Going back towards his instructor he began to poke his instructor with what once was Mizuki's right arm. "Sensei c'mon it's time to wake up."
A vein suddenly popped up on the right side of Iruka's forehead. A vein so big that it made his headband protrude off the side of his forehead like there was a bruise under it. "GODDAMNIT NARUTO DON'T POKE ME WITH THAT SHIT".
Hiruzen looked on from the view of his crystal ball. He had nearly vomited after Naruto had literally disarmed Mizuki but felt a weird proud feeling. He moved back towards his office and waited for his ANBU to bring the blonde in.
Sarutobi locked eyes with the newly minted blonde Genin sitting across the table from him. Taking the pipe out of his mouth he breathed out a thick cloud of grey smoke which slowly dissipated into the air within the room.
"I know everything Oji-san"
"Everything you say?"
"Everything."
"Well what do you think?"
"It would've been nicer if it came during a better circumstance but it's whatever."
"I see. So no feelings of sadness or anxiety? You're definitely taking this better than I thought you would."
"Well I've been hated my whole life, it's cool to finally know why. I actually have a favor to ask of you Hokage-san."
Sarutobi's eyes widened at the formalities. Naruto had never spoken to him like this before. "What would that be?"
"I want a private space within the Hokage tower for myself. I can't get anything done the damnable villagers running every chance I have at succeeding and this gives me access to the Hokage's library. Give me this and I will swear undying loyalty to you that I will never leave this village." Naruto took out a napkin with some smeared pen marks on it. "This is our contract don't ever lose it." With that he walked out the door.
The Hokage looked at the napkin in disbelief. On it had a smeared picture of what seemed to be a knocked out Hiruzen and a smiling Naruto wearing his robes and hat. On the bottom had his signature, neatly signed with what looked like mustard. "I guess we have room in the third basement." He thought to himself.
Present day:
Hiruzen finally turned from the window and sat back down in his slightly uncomfortable chair. "Four generations of Hokages and they still haven't replaced the goddamn chair" Hiruzen shifted in his seat trying to find the most comfortable spot. "Maybe tomorrow I'll have someone send Yamato in to make me a new one." He sat and looked at the clipboard Naruto had given him within his lab. On it was a picture of a stick Sarutobi smashing crime fighting robots with the red circles representing the black oil blood.
Sarutobi took out his pipe yet again and filled it with some more tobacco.
"I'm too old for this shit."