Chapter 2: Kuroko Touched Me!
Aomine really didn't find anything interesting about his new piloting partner. Kuroko was too playful, off task most of the time, and he almost… MADE A FUCKING PLANE CRASH! Luckily, Aomine was the co-pilot of the flight and he quickly took over and made a safe landing at Kyoto Airport.
When Kagami found out, strangely he didn't freak out. He just warned Kuroko to stay focused, be on point, and to never be off guard. If he ever caught him doing one of those, the fear of being raped would be flowing Kuroko's way.
On Thursday, Aomine and Kuroko were off from work, so they decided to hang out at the park.
"What ice cream do you want?" Aomine asked, grabbing his wallet.
"Watermelon. Blue Watermelon."
"Hey! I want that too! The same the merrier they say!" He ran to the ice cream truck and ordered two of them. On his way back, Aomine saw Kuroko talking to himself, which was weird.
The tanned man sat next to him on the swings, handing the smaller teen his treat. "Are you okay?"
Kuroko stopped talking and smiled. "Yes, I'm completely fine. Thanks for worrying about me." He stuck his tongue out to lick the ice, but then it melted in the sunlight and sloshed onto his lap.
Aomine jerked his head around, laughing to the maximum.
Kuroko pouted and slapped him on the back lightly, blushing from ear to ear. "You think this is funny? You've wasted money on this cold, blue and mouth-fucking-watering treat and it gets ruined! You think this is a joke, Aomine?"
The dark blue head turned back around and tried to calm himself down. It didn't work, and the laughing and crying continued.
Sooner or later, Kuroko's lips began to quiver, and he started laughing also. The reason, even he had no clue. "Why I am laughing? A joke wasn't even made in the first place!" he tried to annunciate in mid-laugh.
With all the high energy surrounding them, they did not notice that a robbery was being committed at Momoi's jewelry store across the street. Aomine glanced up and gasped after finally recognizing what was going on. He let his ice cream fall and dashed toward the scene of the crime, cars honking as he passed the red light.
Inside the jewelry store, Momoi was being forced to take off her panties along with her bra and put it in the bag that was halfway filled with stolen cash and rubies. The robber held a gun, pointed at anybody who would dare to squirm about on the ground.
Hyuuga Junpei, the city renowned jewel heist, cackled and enjoyed the scent of Momoi's undergarments; the scent of a pure virgin.
Aomine broke through the taped entrance and tackled the villain to the ground, grunting. He dropped his gun and Kuroko picked it up, astounded.
The tanned man pummeled Hyuuga into a ball, but Hyuuga fought back by pushing Aomine off him and rolling back to his feet. "Give the gun back to it's rightful owner-"
"Call me a bitch, I don't care! You are not getting this gun back until you promise to leave this store alone and kill not one, but zero," Kuroko cut in, a brave look on his face. He clutched the weapon closer to his chest. He wasn't afraid. He wasn't afraid at all, as Aomine snuck up behind Hyuuga and trapped him in a dangerous headlock.
"Fuck down! Or else I'm going to kill you! Kuroko! Call the cops right now!"
The pallid boy nodded as he tucked the gun into his belt, far from the robber's reach. He took out his phone, dialed the number for 911 (^~^) and ran outside, telling the grown ups on the other line of the phone their location.
A few minutes later, police cars came swerving from one side side of the street and the other, their sirens wailing non-stop.
Hyuuga cursed and elbowed Aomine in the stomach, making him fall to one knee. He quickly retrieved his sash of goods and ran outside, slipping through the crowds of people in his dark black ninja suit.
Out of one car came Officer Riko Aida and Lieutenant Atsushi Murasakibara. They spotted Kuroko, who was waiting for them at the corner of the street.
"Hey are you the one who called us? Kuroko Tetsuya?" Riko called, taking out a pair of handcuffs and a gun from her utility belt. Luckily, Murasakibara didn't follow. He ran after Hyuuga, who was almost close to getting away.
Aomine got up and sauntered towards the door rubbing his painful abdomen. Then he remembered about Momoi, and he offered her his hand, but she refused.
"Aomine! I'm not wearing anything under my skirt! I can't get up like this; it's embarrassing!" she cried, tears falling from her eyes. Aomine patted her on the back soothingly and Momoi calm down. She managed to scoot herself behind the jewelry counter and prayed for the best.
Meanwhile outside, Murasakibara was in hot pursuit, chasing Hyuuga. The man with glasses was fast but the purple head was even faster. Once close enough, Murasakibara began firing. Each shot was strictly on point, but Hyuuga dodged them all.
When he absolutely missed and aimed up at the sky, that caught the robber's attention. Which was just what the giant wanted. The next thing you know, Hyuuga was on the ground, hurt badly and his glasses broken. Officer Riko had "teleported" there once she turned her head and saw the man in black looking at the sky off-guard. She kicked him in the nuts and he groaned, closing his eyes and grimacing. She turned him over and pulled the handcuffs on his wrists while Murasakibara kept a gun to his head.
"Fuck all of you bitches. When I get out of jail, y'all won't know what hit you… DAHO!" Hyuuga chuckled, ambling to the police car that was waiting for him. When his head was shoved inside, Riko sighed and turned back to thank Kuroko and Aomine for helping them catch this dirty crook. She grabbed the bag of stolen treasures and walked inside the jewelry store. When the brunette saw Momoi, she tapped her on the shoulder which grabbed her attention and smiled. She handed her the bag.
"Is the r-robber gone? Is everything back to normal?" The pink head's face was pale as she searched in the sack for her personal and private belongings.
"Yes, everything's okay. You can go home and rest for the day. You've been through a lot," Riko said reassuringly.
Momoi smiled and sniffed, wiping her tearstained face.
On the officer's way out, Riko gladly thanked Kuroko and Aomine for their awesome job and teamwork. She promised to repay them if she ever saw them again.
Going back to the park, Aomine couldn't stop beaming. He felt extremely proud of himself, being a brave jackass and all.
"I think you deserve something special," Kuroko stated, suddenly dragging the tanned man to the back of the basketball court where no one could see them.
The small boy placed his hands on Aomine's chest and stood on his tiptoes. Breathing in and out once, he forced his lips upon Aomine's for a sweet time.
The dark blue head blushed at this movement. He was more interested in woman and their natural bearings than other men, but when the kiss started, all of those thoughts dispersed from his mind.
Pulling back, Kuroko stared at Aomine and asked,"What do you think about that? Are you surprised?"
"Nooo, I'm not. Of course I am, you fucking idiot! People just don't do that out of the blue!"
The pale skinned boy shrugged his shoulders and started for his home with Aomine trailing behind him, wanting a clear and understandable explanation as to why their lips met.
Yay! I was able to get this chapter out! PA week is now officially over today and I'm planning to write more! As usual, RnR! :()