Challenge: Ultimate drabble competition
Pairing: Albus/Scorpius
Prompt: Petition
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"Can I call you Scorpion?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because."
"Because why?"
"Just because."
"'Just because' isn't an answer."
"Sure it is."
"You know what?"
"What?"
"I'm going to start a petition for you to officially change your name to Scorpion."
"Good luck with that."
"Loads of people will sign it, I'll bet everyone wants to call you Scorpion."
"If you go through with that petition then I'll start one to have you called Albadork. You can bet even more people will sign that."
"Fine. You win. Not Scorpion."
"Good."
"What about Scorpy?"
"Definitely no."
"Your mother calls you Scorpy."
"Are you my mother?"
"No."
"Well there's your answer."
"You're so mean."
"I know."
"Scor?"
"What, Al?"
"Can I call you Pius?"
"Do you want me to tell James that it was you who drew on his face while he slept and not Lily?"
"Oh. Well I guess that settles that."
"Finally."
"I still think I should make that petition to have you called Scorpion."
"Albus, shut up."
"Sorry. Scor?"
"Albus, if this is your idea of pillow talk then you need help."
"I was just going to say goodnight."
"Goodnight, Al."
"That petition really does sound like a good idea though."
"Albus if you don't shut up and go to sleep, then I will make good on my threats."
"Right, sorry."
"Hey Scorpius?"
"Albus!"
"Sorry! Sleeping now!"
"Finally."