Is It Just Me Or Am I A Total Whacko?

by cariomario123

What happens when a super-duper fan of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ends up in their dimension? A lot. This is probably not what you're expecting, so bear with me. This is the result of drawing my profile picture. And in case you ask, yes. I am weird.

3. Chapter 3

HEY PEOPLES! UPDATING THIS WHILE EATING TACOS! THEY ARE MAH FAVORITE FOOD! TAAAAAAAAAAACO ATTACK! *chucks tacos in every direction*

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PART 3
Cario's pov

All of the turtles turned and stared at me. I knew I had to act like those guys in the movies, all scared and stuff, because they probably don't know they are in a TV show. In fact, I'm in a totally different dimension! Good thing I'm a good actor. Somewhat.

me: who are you?

Raph: how did you do that stuff?

me: you first, freak.

Leo: We're mutants.

me: I can see.

Actually, I wasn't looking at them, just the ground in the alley. If I did look a them, I'd freak out.

Leo: I'm leo, and these are my brothers, Raph, Donnie, and Mikey.

Raph: now your turn.

Think fast, cario! I thought.

me: I- I don't know how I could do that.

Donnie: then how did you run so fast?

me: I'm on the track team at school.
I actually didn't know, and I DEFINITELY wasn't on the track team. I'm probably the laziest person at my school because I hate physical exercise.

Raph: How did you get down to the sewers?

me: ummm... On a dare. Yep, a dare. My friends dared me to go down there.

But I knew in real life I wouldn't go down there for a million dollars.

Leo: what's your name?

me: I'm Cario Mario, but call me Cario.

Raph: well, you can go home now.

I knew I had to think. FAST.

me: I don't have a home. I live on the streets.

Seriously?

Mikey: Well Cario, then you can live with us!

As much as I loved the show, living with the turtles must be horrible. But I couldn't say no, It was Mikey, for goodness sake! Who could say no to his cute little adorable turtle face?

me: sure!

I tried to feel enthusiastic, but... no.

(Leo's pov)

**In The Lair**

me: Hey Cario, you wanna watch space heroes?

She wasn't listening. Cario was staring across the lair at the doorway. When I turned my head to see, I saw a flash of blonde hair.

me: who's that?

She still wasn't paying attention. She got up and booked out of the lair.

Raph: What's she doing?

Me: I think there was someone in the doorway.
TBC

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