Is It Just Me Or Am I A Total Whacko?

by cariomario123

What happens when a super-duper fan of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ends up in their dimension? A lot. This is probably not what you're expecting, so bear with me. This is the result of drawing my profile picture. And in case you ask, yes. I am weird.

9. Chapter 9

Part 12
(Cario's pov)

**at patrol next night**

Dis: so, why are we doing this again?

Me: I really don't know. Raph, why do you guys go on patrol?

Raph: I dunno, ask Leo.

Leo: so we can make sure the city is safe.

Someone screamed. Not like a scared scream, but a blood curling scream that echoed through the night.

Donnie: what was that?

Asari: we should check that out!

Leo: this is why we go on patrol.

We all ran to the place where the scream originated, which was an alley. There was a white dog- wait no, a person, wait no, it was a mutant, no duh, lying in the middle of the alley with a broken canister of mutagen next to it.

Me: I think she was just mutated.

Asari: But where would you find the DNA of an Albino Wolf in the middle of New York city?

Me: Exotic pets?

Donnie: what does that mean?

Asari: *facepalm* Oh, nevermind.

Leo: (confused) Ummm, we should probably take her with us.

**Back at the lair**

The girl was just waking up, and we all crowded around her on the couch.

?: AHHH! TURTLES!

Me: guys, let me handle this.

Everyone else backed away.

?: AAAAH! A GHOST!

Me: WHERE? AHHH!

I stupidly sliced through the air with awkward karate chops.

Asari: she means you, Cario.

Me: do I really look that bad?

Raph: No, I think you look fine!

Leo: Ummm, Cario? Did you drop Raph on his head or something when you threw him out of the van?

Me: probably.

Raph looked uncomfortable.

?: ummm, am I in the SEWERS? WITH TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES?!
TBC