Lopunny thought about what she was going to do as the dozens of eggs that formed and escaped with brute force and speed from her hatched into many more Buneary that scattered about the forest, each one giggling without a care.
"Oh no...it's definitely one of those days..." she said, nearly referencing something from somewhere...
Then, Lopunny noticed that there was one egg left, still unhatched. Lopunny walked over to it, wondering when it would hatch as she picked it up to examine it. Suddenly, the egg started glowing and much to Lopunny's surprise, hatched into a Shiny Buneary.
"Oh my!" She gasped. "Arn't you something special!"
Then, the newly hatched shiny Buneary saw the horny Ditto behind a bush, who was snooping as usual, and jumped out of Lopunny's arms and jumped on Ditto, who simply giggled as he jiggled as the shiny Buneary jumped on him like a trampoline, laughing and giggling too, much to Lopunny's somewhat soft spot for her unwanted spouses.
"How about that..." she said to herself, before turning around to see every other Buneary eating random berries from the area, much to the annoyance of the other Pokemon.
"Hey...eating random berries makes ME fart a lot, and one of my Buneary spouses also pooted after eating them..." she stated, placing her hands on her butt as she farted loudly, the force of her gas somehow lifting her long ears up. "Oh here we go..." she sighed.
Suddenly, much to all the Pokemon's surprise, all the Buneary except the shiny one began farting loudly, their gas causing all the trees in the area to wilt, and stinking up the forest as the pots got louder and louder. The Buneary only giggled in response to this as some of them literally started flying around from their own gas.
Suddenly, there was a loud roar in the area as the large amount of smelly gas that came from the Buneary disappeared, being replaced with cold air as it started snowing. and something huge crashed through the wall, which caused panic in the forest as all the Pokemon started running around, except Ditto and shiny Buneary, who were still having fun together, and Lopunny, who was in shock as she passed silent but deadlies while standing still, somehow still gassy after she made that statement from earlier.
"NO PASSERS!" screamed the thing that came out, which was none other than Kyurem. Who or what else?
Kyurem started to walk around the area, not being frozen somehow. It shook the ground with every step and gave off it's threatening roar as it grabbed a Buneary in its mouth and mauled it to death, the poor Pokemon's blood spilling everywhere as Kyurem swallowed it. Lopunny watched in absolute horror as Kyurem grabbed all the Buneary and cannibalized them one by one. All the Pokemon in the area except shiny Buneary and Ditto were running, screaming for their lives.
Finally, Kyurem had finished mauling the hell out of all the Buneary, their blood and guts everywhere, and most of it in Kyurem's stomach as blood dripped from Kyurem's mouth. Kyurem slowly walked over to Lopunny, who was in flabbergastic shock as she could not believing what was happening.
"OUT!" He roared at Lopunny, who literally wet herself on the spot as she then ran out, for her life. Kyurem then took the Light Orb and turned into White Kyurem, then burned the rotted forest to the ground, then took the Dark Orb and became Black Kyurem, who electrified the ground to make the forest grow back the forest grew back, and I guess things went back to normal, with Kyurem reverting to its original form and heading back to it's cave. Heh heh.
Lopunny was outside the crater, crying her eyes out as she somehow felt love for her spouses which were mauled by Kyurem. Never before had she been so sad, so scared, so scarred. I guess now she'll think twice before getting raped by a Ditto.
Meanwhile, back at the crater forest, the shiny Buneary was giggling and laughing so much from bouncing on Ditto, that it's happiness grew so much, that it suddenly evolved into a shiny Lopunny, which surprised Ditto. The newly evolved Buneary, eh...Lopunny...stopped bouncing on Ditto and...yeah.
"Hey...where's my mommy?" asked the newly evolved Lopunny, wondering where her parent went.
"Hey...you know what I like better than what I did today?" said Ditto.
"What?" asked the shiny Lopunny.
"Making grand kids!" Ditto exclaimed, before grabbing the new Lopunny's cute and already sexy butt and sticking his jellular penis into her vagina, raping her and trying to continue the parental chain as the Lopunny screamed in pain, unable to get free. Oh woe is Lopunny's daughter, who is also a Lopunny herself.
"Ditto." said a nearby Metang in the sense of the word "Amen", who was watching the whole thing.
THE END
