Hello! I'm back once more and I'm ready for a story! This one will involve a bit of OOC Nana and possibly Yami but I hope you enjoy!
Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own the shows that are referenced in this chapter so there!
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Nana blinked. "What?" she asked. Yami turned
"I'm sorry, it was a stupid question."
"N-no I was just surprised. Sure I'll tell you who's involved!" Nana said cheerfully and Yami smiled "okay so there's: Me, Ane-san, Momo, you, Kotegawa, Haruna, Risa, Kujou Rin, Run, Kirisaki Kyouko, Mikan, Oshizu, your little sister and Sachi Kogure. I don't know the last one; Silver said she was Mikan's school friend but in total there are about 14."
Yami stared at her "S-so it is the best option…" Yami trailed off "but its ecchi" she muttered.
Nana fought against her newfound Momo side and lost "you know that doesn't really matter… being with him on your own would turn out to be ecchi as well. Why not share?" Nana's face resembled Momo's.
"Um princess we need to get you to the animal soon" Yami said snapping Nana out of her trance
"Oh! Sorry!" the pink girl apologized
"Yami-chan there is a ship following us" the AI suddenly popped out of the wall startling Nana with Yami standing there deadpan.
"How far." Yami was back to not showing emotion and that slightly saddened Nana but she didn't show it.
"About 15,000 miles. Closing in at 1,000 miles a second." The ship responded
"Turn and scan the ship." Yami ordered. The AI vanished and the ship turned as Yami walked over to the control panel. "Can you identify the ship?" The blond ex-assassin asked.
"It seems to be the ship of Azenda the Tyrant" the AI was suddenly as deadpan as Yami. The aura was so powerful Nana felt herself start to go deadpan.
"Fire all plasma cannons" Yami ordered. The AI responded with giant lasers that pointed out the front of the ship.
"Incoming transmission Yami-chan" the ship said
"Put it through"
"Yes Yami-chan" the ship put the transmission on the big screen that came from nowhere and Azenda's face appeared.
"Hello Golden Darkness" Yami flinched at the name Azenda had addressed her by.
"What is it Azenda?" Yami was getting irritated but she didn't show it
"I came to beat you! I have captured one of your friends and I will use him to manipulate you!" Azenda stepped out of the way and Silver was pushed into view.
"Hello!" He said cheerfully. "This is my hijacked ship. How do you like it?" Yami looked at him deadpan, Nana rolled her eyes and Azenda turned and looked at him confused
"What do you mean hijacked? You're tied up in metal chains!" it was true. Metal chains were visibly digging into his Silver fur coat.
"Tsk, Tsk Azenda, I thought you knew me!" he said gaining confused looks from the rest of the group "well you knew Gold but she's here to. So you know one enemy on this ship. Plus I have my tail." Silvers devilukian tail crawled up and zapped the chains tying him into pieces. "And I know a thing or two about technology" Silver kicked Azenda in the face and walked up to the ships control panel. He started typing at the speed of light and after about 10 seconds the floor opened up and Azenda fell through. The floor closed but not before Gold jumped out and yelled at Azenda to stop screaming.
Nana looked at him like he was insane 'then again he can read my thoughts so probably knows I think he's insane.' Nana looked at Yami who just looked at him deadpan
"Almost unreadable Yami-san. You're good." He smiled at her "but you're thinking about why I'm here and what this has to do with the plan. It has a lot to do with it and I must say that the animals name is the Galatorialglop because that's what it says most of the time. I think it means leave but even with the language translator from my space-time sarcophagus that I cosplay in it sounds like gibberish so good luck!" the screen closed off and the other ship turned and sped off.
Nana just stood there deadpan in disbelief. Not only had Silver and Gold single handily taken over a ship but subdued one of the most dangerous assassins in the universe just to tell them the name of an animal. He knew too much to be able to hide it from everybody, but I guess Gold was a good person to tell.
"Day 1 of this trip is about to close. Head to your room to get some rest" Yami walked to her room after she said this. Nana looked around the room she was in then walked over to her room to get some sleep.
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What will we learn on earth this time? Earth time!
"Ahg! I can't figure it out!" Silver ranted as Gold walked in
"What's wrong this time?" she asked
"Why did we split? It makes no sense! It was artificial and I'm practically a child at heart so why did I become 18 before it happened?"
"Well it was an extremely advanced fusion to make us memorzian and age is the only thing that matters so those two are clear…" Gold drifted into thought. Then she snapped her fingers "I was born four years old so that I would be able to speak and understand, but you were two years older than me!"
Silver looked at her confused "yeah? So?"
"Well we both need to be sixteen or older for it to work and since I was technically sixteen on that day we split then for that reason!"
"Wait so this is the sixth anniversary of when I got kidnapped cloned and turned into a crossbreed of memorzian and devilukian?" Silver said
"Pretty much" Gold said. The two looked at each other and nodded.
"COSPLAY TIME!" Silver shouted "come along pond!" Gold sighed
'He really loves that series. Why can't we ever do death note?' she thought when Silver wasn't looking.
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Okay… that was slightly pointless… SPACESHIP POWERS!
Nana woke up in the morning… or night. She couldn't tell. Probably because the sun wasn't there and therefore the days didn't exist except as a measurement of time that her and Yami used and so if she slept in then it may already been two days and they have landed and therefore the calculation of days would not just be a form of measurement but a type of-
"Princess" Yami said from outside the door weakly. Nana opened the door to see Meda-Q clinging onto Yami smiling however Yami's face was full of fear and dread.
"Eh?! How did she/he get out?" (I don't know Meda-Q's gender. Sorry :P) Nana asked
"I-I was interested in your Ph-Phone so I took it and pressed some buttons" the blond was trembling and Nana had to fight her Momo side and take Meda-Q off to put her back into the D-dial.
"Sorry about that Yami!" Nana apologized. Then she sneezed breaking her concentration of keeping her Momo side down "but did you enjoy it?" the normal cheerful yet Tsundere Nana was gone and the mischievous and ecchi Nana was out "it must have been fun and pleasurable. Rito could give you ten times the pleasure… if you let him…" Nana licked her lips "of course you would have to share but I wouldn't mind sharing him. How about you? I'm sure you would try anything to get a piece of him…" Yami blushed as red as twenty tomatoes
"E-ECCHI!" she screamed. Her hair transformed into many weapons and she started chasing Nana who was slipping out of Momo mode.
"Huh? Wha… oh ah! I'm sorry!" she screamed running from Yami 'I know how you feel now Rito!' she thought to herself running from the many blades that were attempting to strike her down.
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Later on the ship
Nana stepped out of her room with a bandage on her arm. Considering she was of deviluke and had much more training at fighting then the harem king himself she had got out rather unscathed. When she entered the room she saw Yami sitting down eating taiyaki reading a book.
"Hey, Yami! What are you reading?" Nana asked
"A romance novel about…" Yami drizzled on with the basics of the story of which the writer couldn't be bothered to write about (hey! I'll cut your pay!) I don't have a pay. You just write my words so therefore you are talking to yourself. (…carry on with the story) thankyou.
"That's an interesting book. Where did you get it?"
"I went shopping with Mikan once and I saw this book so I bought it. Earths literature is quite interesting" Yami looked down to her book again
"Huh. Okay that's nice. It sounds interesting so I might buy it. Man I'm bored." Nana was about to walk off when Yami stopped her
"Before Silver left in Azenda's ship he left a note and a package. The note spoke of Rito-san looking to give you a book about animals. The package is probably that book. He also said this would help in getting a job as it has advice for zoologists and zoologists to be." Yami handed Nana the package and pinkie pigtails opened it. Inside was a big book about animals all over the galaxy.
"Awesome! This will keep me entertained for the trip there and back with still at least a weeks-worth left of reading if I take no food, toilet, or social activity breaks!"
"Exactly what I thought but with much more calculation and from the 3rd person perspective. I also deduced that you would take breaks for 'something else' due to your seemingly ecchi side" Yami said with almost no emotion only leaving a hint of disgust as Nana blushed.
"H-how do you even know about that stuff? I thought you hated ecchi" Nana asked
"I have educated myself in everything ecchi so that I can be on guard against it. I wish not to hear any moans on my ship. Understand?" Yami was dead serious and Nana was almost dead from nervousness so they were both near dead or dying (no it's just an expression) Oh. Anyway Nana agreed to the terms and left for her room with her new book. She suddenly realized she might find a page or two on the Galatorialglop so she set to work.
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Much later in this day and about 35paes into the 10,000 page book
'Wow! There are so many rare animals I didn't know of! This one is a humanoid fish with no facial features except eyes and a fin from his forehead all the way down his back! Amazing! There's even a section with a yellow lightning animal! The piko-something or pika-thingamajig. Anyway this book even contains stories from many universes not just galaxies. It seems to be growing every second… what was Rito doing with this? Oh yeah! Back when he was unconscious I asked for a book on animals, so Mikado-sensei must have given it to Rito who gave it to Silver who gave it to me. This book travels a lot'
"Princess have you ever heard of alphabetic order?" Yami asked from behind the door. "It was the Galatorialglop right? Then look in Gala then. Might need to use five letters because I've heard of a planet devourer who had the name of-"
"And now I need to cut you short before you make the writer pay money due to a fine" Silver popped out of the wall smiling. The girls looked at him. "Hi! Yami this time Rito got a present for you." Yami took the letter and read
'Hey! I heard you were with Nana right now, so to make it so you don't feel left out I bought you some taiyaki and the next book in the series Mikan said you were reading. Anyway I'm helping Mikado-sensei with her work. It hasn't been the friendliest load. Hope you two return safe and sound, Yuuki Rito.'
"Yami-chan the ship is approaching our destination. We are going to land in a matter of hours." The AI surprised Nana once again but Silver and Yami just deadpanned.
"C'ya!" Silver said as a bronze light shone and he was gone
"We're almost there!" Nana said happily.
"Yes we are princess." Yami said
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How was that? Landing on the planet and Yami knows a lot of ecchi stuff! I wonder if she tried any… I could make her :). Anyway this is the end of the story. If you like leave a review, I'd really appreciate it. Hope you enjoyed!
Don't forget to duck, signed MythMaster564
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"Rito-san gave me a book and taiyaki. That's… nice"