Hello! Let's see what happened last chapter okay? Well Cal joined the team and is now on a spaceship to earth with Yami and Nana. There will not be two chapters fully about the spaceship moments this time. Enjoy!

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Cal was lying on the floor because he had no bed. But he had a habit of crawling around when he sleeps so when he woke up and opened his eyes, he happened to see up the skirt of a certain blond who he had crawled towards the bedroom door of. The blond was glaring at him with a massive blush and her hair was starting to change. Cal decided this was enough of a wake-up call, and sprinted off to another part of the ship, with Yami hair knives attacking him. They ran past Nana's room who opened the door after they went past and looked at the two. The pink haired girl was rubbing her eyes because she was still tired, but once her face was almost cut off by a stray knife she was up and awake. She saw that Yami was chasing a cat eared Cal who was running as fast as he could. Nana stepped out of their way as they ran past again and went back into her room, pulling out the mega book to read.

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"Ow." Cal muttered as he was lying flat on his back, on the floor.

Nana who had come outside after the rampant footsteps stoped rolled her eyes and sighed "what did he do?" she asked Yami

"When I opened the door to my room he was lying outside looking up my skirt." She said with a blush. "It was ecchi"

"Well I have a habit of crawling in my sleep so it wasn't my fault." The accused boy murmured on the floor. Nana sighed again

"Well if we're going to earth then you will need to learn how to hide those ears and eyes. Not to mention the tentacles" Nana said. Yami shuddered at the last part.

The thing was that the tentacles were growing fast. Yesterday they were about a millimetre long but now they were about 2cm's. If they were growing that fast then by the time they got settled back into earth they would be half a meter long. Cal sighed and sat up

"It's gonna be difficult. I might not be able to hide it if I get angry" he said.

"Go try in the bathroom." Nana said "use the mirror to check your appearance."

"Okay" he muttered and walked off leaving the two girls alone to talk.

Yami turned to Nana and hid her eyes with her hair. "Um. Nana now that the ecchi you is gone does that mean the opinions of yours on the harem plan are gone with it?" the blond was nervous. Anyone could see that.

Nana shifted. "N-not really. I gave myself some pretty good reasons to, so I might agree with it but I'm not sure." The girls fell into a silence.

"I'm going to the training room" Yami stood up and walked over to her room of distractions as Cal walked out of the bathroom with normal eyes (not slit eyes like a snake) not cat ears and hidden tentacles. He looked at the two. He interpreted that something they talked about made them embarrassed. He thought of what that could be. Then he remembered what the ship was talking about the previous night with a harem and all that stuff. He felt like he understood but didn't want to get into personal matters so he walked over to a spot on the floor and sat down with a device in his hand that looked like some kind of hologram projector.

Nana wanted to distract herself so she asked a question "what's that?" The most complicated question in the universe. Cal looked up.

"This." He said holding up the object "is a hologram projector that I am trying to understand." Nana frowned confused "I'm trying to learn how the black suits do their stuff so if I go back I can understand both sides. I'd be like a grey suit with a purple tie." He looked back down and started tinkering with the projector. Nana thought about how to help him because she was his friend and that's what friends are for.

Then she realised. "Hey, how about you ask Yami when she comes out to borrow her technology book?" she suggested. Cal thought about that

"How long did she take to read it?" he asked

"About an hour so for anyone else it would take about… a month." She decided. Cal's eyes widened

"She reads fast!" he said surprised. Nana looked at him with her eyes half closed

"Tell me about it." She says. Then she turns back to her mega book and continues reading.

Cal sat there for a minute trying to calculate (no pun intended. cal-culate) the speed she would read. He couldn't be bothered figuring it out so he just started playing with technology again.

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After a while on the ship.

Cal heard Yami walk out of the training room she was in and she looked around. Cal looked up at her and remembered the question he was going to ask.

"Hey Yami." He started and Yami looked at him deadpan. "Can I borrow your book on technology?" he asked. Yami nodded and pulled the book from somewhere on her person. She gave it to him and walked off to her room. Cal opened the book and began to read.

Two hours in and he had only read the first chapter about basic wiring and what cables go where. He was tired and he looked around the room.

"Where do we get food from?" He asked. Nana looked over at him and opened her mouth to speak but no words came out. She closed her mouth and scrunched up her eye brows. Where did they get food from? She hadn't eaten since they left earth in the first place but she wasn't hungry at all. Yami who had just walked out of her room was pondering this as well.

"I have no idea." Nana said. Cal looked at her strangely

"Wait so for a two day trip, you had nothing to eat." He clarified. Nana nodded confused. "That is weird…"

"That is called being in a story!" Said a voice behind all of them. They turned to see big screen with Silver's face on it and Gold in the back ground "hello Nana-chan! Hello Yami-san!" he said then he looked at Cal and frowned "hello random person on the ship who I have no recollection of." Nana sighed.

"This is Cal. He was on the planet you sent us to and got tired of it so he came back with us." Yami said deadpan. Silver nodded in understanding "by the way, do you know why we don't need to eat?" she asked. Silver grinned

"Who noticed?" Yami and Nana pointed at Cal "good job newbie! I made a machine in your ship to hold your digestive processes and keep your body full of the right nutrients so you won't have to eat until a day after landing. I just came to make sure that you were okay." Cal was so caught up wondering about this guy that he let his disguise down and his ears popped out along with his pupils becoming slits again and his back wriggling with tentacles and Silver stared at him.

"Okay what's got you so interested this- Whoa!" Gold walked up to the screen on their end and saw Cal. "Are you some kind of cat, snake octopus thing?!" the new blond said.

Cal looked at his back and felt his head. "Oops. I guess I got to lost in thought that I dropped the cover." He said "I am a genetically engineered person from that planet." The author couldn't bother coming up with a name for the planet or race (stupid non-bracket words and their stupid mouth. Humph!)

"Well okay. See you three back on earth!" Silver waved goodbye and the screen shut off.

Nana looked back at Cal who had camouflaged again. "Hey Cal why are you still in your suit?" she asked

He looked at her "these are the only clothes I had when we left. I might buy more on earth though" Nana nodded to his response and all three started reading

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On earth before the others arrive, Rito is at school. In class. With Silver. Not a good combination.

Rito sat at his desk looking at the teachers back, bored. Honestly he had never had much entertainment from class. Probably only Yui did and she was too busy checking if everyone was awake, to watch the lesson. Her eyes stopped when she saw Silver who was fiddling with something under his desk.

"Silver-kun!" she yelled at him. As always the teacher didn't notice. "What are you fiddling with?" she asked suspiciously. He looked up tiredly.

"Something more complicated than your tiny mind could comprehend Kotegawa Yui." He responded "not only that but something most definitely more interesting than this lesson. I only came here to observe the few people here that I live with and some others including you. Now if you don't mind I would like to continue my invention." Yui frowned and walked over to him. She snatched the device from his hands and he smirked. It flashed and everyone covered their eyes.

When the light died down eyes were opened to see Yui's clothes on the floor and a cat sitting in amongst them. Silver burst out laughing.

"That machine turns you into what you most want to be! You're a cat Yui! A cat!" he was falling off his chair and laughing like a maniac. "Oh my god this is the best!" the Yui cat glared at him and hissed making him laugh harder. "I need to tell Gold!" he picked up the machine flicked a switch and left the classroom. "By the way the time limit should wear off about now!" he called from the hall way. Suddenly there was a puff of smoke and Yui was standing in the room naked with the entire room looking at her. She blushed picked up her clothes and ran out to the bathroom. After she left half the room dropped to their desks asleep. The men most likely dreaming of the sight they had just seen.

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Okay now back with Nana, Yami and Cal to see them land.

The three heard the ships announcement and got ready to land. Cal camouflaged himself, Nana walked over to the door and Yami sat there still reading. When they touched down Yami and Cal stepped over to the door and waited for it to open. When it did they were in a park with no one in sight. They walked out, and Yami hid it in whatever way she hides things and the three walked over to Rito's house. Cal followed the two and when they reached the house the two walked up to the door and opened it.

"Were back!" Nana yelled out to the rest of the house hold. The feet of a thousand elephants trampled around the house, revealing Rito, Lala and Mikan looking at the three. The first question was from Rito

"Are you okay?" he asked "none of you got hurt or anything did you?" he was a little worried

"Did you have fun?" Lala asked cheerily

"Who is the boy?" Mikan asked and all eyes in the room except Yami and Nana's have turned to look at Cal. Even Momo came to have a look.

"Hi! I'm Cal Python" he said smiling. Mikan was still confused

"Why are you here and what is with the suit?" she asked

"I'm here because I was bored on my planet so the girls invited me back and my suit is my uniform for my gang, I guess you could call it." He answered.

"Gang?" Rito asked worriedly "You didn't kidnap these two right?"

"Yes I kidnaped them" he said sarcastically "I just thought I'd come tell you first." Rito blushed in embarrassment.

"Dumb beast." Nana muttered under her breath. Cal looked down at her confused but said nothing. He said before he wouldn't intrude on other people's personal matters.

"Well anyway, aside from my stupid older brother come in. I'm about to finish cooking dinner. Just a few minutes" Mikan said. She looked at Cal again. "We'll talk more over dinner." She walked back to the kitchen and Cal looked at the people still there. Yami had gone off with Mikan; Nana had gone up the stairs with Lala and Momo so Cal was there with Rito.

"Can I talk to you for a moment?" the snake boy asked

"Okay. Just don't take too long with what you're gonna say okay? We'll talk in my room." The duo walked upstairs and walked into his room.

"Um, well I was wondering about what the spaceship said when I was in it." He began and Rito listened. "It said something about the two talking about a harem or something." Rito widened his eyes and blushed

"Um, no! It's a m-misunderstanding! Momo thought of it! She's the short haired alien princess, not like Nana or Lala; I had nothing to do with it! Wait why were they talking about it?" he was suddenly interested

"Well I heard Yami saying something about and ecchi side to Nana and the pink haired princess said something about a new 'Momo' side that they were clearing up with the animal I was spliced with." He said.

"That would explain it. What do you mean by animal you were spliced with though?" he asked.

Cal grinned "I'm fused with a snake and a Galatorialglop! The animal the girls were looking for!" he said. He released his camouflage he had and the ears popped out. The tentacles started wriggling and his pupils turned into slits. Rito jumped and fell over.

"Dinner's ready… you… two…" Mikan walked in and stopped. She stared wide eyed at the boy called Cal's back he turned and she saw his eyes and ears.

"Hi!" he said. Mikan closed the door and bolted down stairs towards the kitchen. "Let's go then shall we?" Cal hid his animal attributes and walked down stairs away from a shocked Rito. When he got down stairs he sat down at the table and ate with everyone else but Rito and Mikan sitting as far away as possible. "Why are you two scared of me?" Cal asked

"Y-you're some kind of, octopus cat snake person!" Mikan stuttered. Silver chuckled at the name and Momo furrowed her brow confused.

"Oh! I wanna see!" Lala said. Cal shrugged and released the camo. All eyes turned to him and Yami shivered. The tentacles were about ten centimetres long and five wide. Momo paled and Lala was interested. "Cool!" she said. He shrugged and camo-ed again.

The group talked over dinner and the rest learnt quite a lot about Cal and he learnt quite a lot about them. When dinner was over Silver invited Cal to sleep in the sarcophagus so that's where we are now.

"It's to small isn't it?" he asked as he looked at it.

"Just wait." Silver said as he pulled Cal inside. When inside Cal gasped.

"I-it-it's bigger on the inside!" he stuttered.

Silver chuckled

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"He seems nice." Rito said

"He does have a habit of crawling around when he sleeps." Nana said. "Yesterday he crawled in front of Yami's room and woke up when she opened the door so he was looking up her skirt." Yami blushed

"Ecchi" she muttered

"Admit it Yami. You like it!" Silver yelled from upstairs making Yami blush harder. She excused herself and transformed her hair into blades as she walked upstairs. Gold walked up behind her to stop her idol from damaging her past body too much and Mikan followed after her leaving Rito and the princesses down stairs.

"I have to go fix one of my inventions so I need to go!" Lala said then walked up to her room. Momo wanting Rito and Nana to get closer walked back to her room after giving an excuse.

"So what happened?" the orange haired boy asked "I- I heard from Cal that the ship told him about Momo's plan." Nana blushed "and that you and Yami were talking about it…" Nana blushed harder.

"I-it was a flower Momo used on me!" Nana said quickly "she turned me into a pervert like her for a bit and that's why we went to the planet." She explained. Rito nodded in understanding

"Okay. I understand. Anyway I have homework. And you better be ready for Kotegawa when you get back to school." He joked but Nana paled in fear of the yelling she would get.

"Y-yeah" she stuttered and Rito laughed

Well at least they're home now.

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Well how was that? Good or bad? Leave a review to tell me what you think! Man my self-confidence is much better than at the start of this story! Somehow the last two chapters got longer! Rather than 2000 words there were about 2700! Hope you enjoyed!

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