"Welcome to A Thousand Cuts boys, Were only the most ghetto of the ghetto live." Aaron Explains.
Aaron throws Jake and Connor out of the back of the Bandit Technical.
"It smells like old people's bed sheets" Jake points out.
Yeah, and Its LOOKS LIKE the true projects! Connor yells.
All of a sudden, The three hear what sounds to be a wise man sitting on top of one of the many ghetto houses sitting up on A Thousand Cuts.
"You can't get the bane, If you be walkin' with a cane!" The seeming to be shrouded figure screams at the top of his lungs.
Everyone stares with a blank expression showing their confusion.
"What? You have never seen a dude in his bath robes before?..." The Shrouded figure chuckles in a very annoying way and accidentally trips and falls off of the ghetto building.
Aaron looks suspicious "What did you just say?..." He asks with great question and authority.
"I-I-I jus' wanted to get me some boxes homie..." The man says with a great ton of neediness in his voice.
Jake and Connor approach the man with a slow walk, While holding their breath in fear of the ghetto mans possible bad breath.
"Uh, Sir, What is your name exactly?" Connor asks curiously.
"Ma-My Name is-is Alllllliiimer the BLACK WIZARD!" The man screams and show great anger with his dirty old dark scared hands.
"AND I WANT SOME... Nuggets!" Alimer runs at Jake as if he was running from the tax collector.
Jake stares in horror as this awkward ghetto man runs at him with his riped bath robes flowing in the wind.
As alimer comes closer, Jake could see his one crooked tooth shining back at him with great dentistry.
"IS THAT THE ONLY TOOTH YOU BRUSH!?" Jake screams as he begins to turn back around a run back to the bandit technical.
"OHHAHAHAHA MY BOY, AND IT WILL BE MY ONLY ONE I HAVE IN ABOUT 3 YEARS IF I DONT SEE MY DENTIST, DR. ZED!" The old man replies with a drastic vocal pitch.
Jake hops into the technical as Alimer starts to rock it back and forth, Hoping it will spawn something close to Meth.
As Aaron watches alimer go into his fit of rage over meth, He gets an idea.
Aaron slowly pulls out a glass bong from his ghetto adventure backpack.
Upon lighting the sensitive glass bong, Alimer quickly truns around with a desperate look on his dirty face.
"What der fuck is dat smell!" Alimers Pink eyes go bloodshot and he foams from the mouth.
Aaron looks at him with a surprising smirk.
"Want it?..." Aaron asked gently.
"What da fuk? How you been hidin' this shit from me?" Alimer asks in a extreme ratchet tone of voice.
Alimer starts to run furiously at Aaron with extreme curiosity.
His determined look fixed on that one glass bong.
But when alimer goes to grab the bong from Aaron, Aaron throws the gentle glass bong at the hyperion new-u respawn station.
"HOLD UP!" Alimer runs at the glass bong while it is in mid flight.
But alimer is too late, The glass meth bong smashes over the very top of the new-u station.
"No..." Alimer slowly falls to his knees and picks up little shattered pieces of the broken meth bong.
"You...stupid...mother fucker..." Alimer looks back and forth at Aarons now empty hand that used to be inhabited with a beautiful glass bong,
And at what that beautiful bong is now, shattered.
"You son of a bitch..." The wizard remarks.
"Fine, I give up, I'll come with you sons of bitches..."
Alimer the Black Wizard slowly walks to the bandit technical and sighs, Then, With no hesitation, Sits in the passenger seat.
"Lets go you baby bastards, I Ain't got all day..."
Jake and Connor look at each other with a very confused look.
"What is he doing?" Jake asked awkwardly.
"I really dont know, But we are just going to have to play along with it..." Connor States.
Aaron picks up a fallen ripped piece of bathrobe that seemed to have fell of of Alimer the Black Wizard's Bathrobe
Aaron hands the ripped off piece to alimer the black wizard.
"Uhhh, I belive this is yours?" Aaron asks.
"GIVE ME THAT you stupid cookie suckin' bitch!" Alimer replies as he furiously rips the ghetto piece of cloth out of Aaron's hand.
Aaron quickly walks back to the drivers side of the bandit technical, and puts the whole thing in gear.
"Are you sure your poor old ass ears can handle the loud rev of the motor?!" Aaron says proudly.
"Ah, Shut the hell up you vanilla looking hipster."
"Sure old man, Whatever you say..." Aaron puts the petal to the metal and takes off leaving a furious tire burn into the misty old gravel.