"Oh my fucking gawd dude!" Connor yells with great agitation in his little voice.
"Too... Hot..." Jake says as they ride the bandit technical into the brutal hot desert environment.
All of a sudden, They see a awkward looking aircraft, swerving through the air as if it has been hit by an elephants ass.
"THIS IS WHY THE CHICKEN DIES CROSSING THE ROAD.. I MEAN, CONCRETE YELLOW LINE!" The aircraft crashes and a large fire is set ablaze.
"what the f?" Aaron stops the bandit technical and gets out.
"Let's go and check this shit out..."
Aaron runs to the crashed aircraft.
"Aw shit, I'm too old for this shit..."
Alimer slowly steps out of the bandit technical and uses his cane to support his partly broken hip.
"This mother fucker just not healing, now is it?"
When the all arrive to the crash site, A figure pulls himself out of the crashed aircraft.
"Come on GR3G-TR4P! Don't want to short circuit your mating boards again..." The figure says in a shady way.
"Minion! We need to get MILKSHAKES! MILKSHAKES I SAY! MILK...SHAKES! The little robot says.
"I thought that made you poop chute your circuit board!?" The figure asks with great expression.
"No! That's only when it see old people!" The little robots screams.
"The fuck is that little piece of yellow shit!?" Alimer that Black Wizard Yells.
"Oh, I poop chuted minion!" The little robot yells.
"Oh, I'm sorry, Nice to meet you, I am a G.R.3.G - T.R.4.P robot."
"Well that's nice you sum bi-"
GREG TR4P's eye glows red and he pulls out a hyperion shotgun.
"NO SWEARING! It's Jams up my control circuit..."
Jake runs over to the robot and licks it.
"It tastes like my step moms fle- I mean, Cookies."
"THAT'S MY ANTENNA CABLE THANK YOU VERY MUCH YOU CANNIBALISTIC TICK LICKER!"
Connor runs over to shake the robots hand.
"Hello Greg Trap!" Exclaims Connor.
"Hello my soon-to-be-bed-slave!" The little robot screams with excitement.
"Wait, what?" Nevermind that slave! Let's go adventuring! To the Vehicle!
As they all start to run back to the vehicle, (Except for Alimer the Black Wizard, who walks...)
A giant thresher swallows the vehicle and goes right back down into the ground.