Hello! I'm back so let's get started on school with Yui about to kill Rito for bringing an illegal pointy object to school. Enjoy!
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Yui stormed up to Rito with a glare on her face. When she reached him she was staring him right in the eyes and Momo almost drooled but remembered that she was at school so she held back. "Why do you have a sword at school?" Yui asked menacingly.
Rito started sweating "Um I don't it's in my new D-dial but I brought it out due to the VMC charging at me." He explained earning a slap in the face.
"So you were going to use a sword on them?" she asked almost touching him face to face
"Well they had baseball bats and pitchforks so I think that classifies as trying to kill me right?" he covered his face in case of another slap but it never came. He looked out from behind his hands and saw Yui chasing after Cal and Nemesis fighting crazily.
"You two!" Yui called. The two stopped and looked at her. "Stop that! It's against school rules!" she yelled at them.
"Aw shove off; this is how I grew up." Cal responded. Nemesis shrugged and walked around the corner probably to find Nana and Mea.
"Who grows up fighting?!" Yui was clearly enraged
"Well Yami did, Mea did, Nemesis did, I did, Silver probably did as he was trained at a young age, and Gold did because she became an assassin almost as soon as she was created." He listed
"Don't play smart with me!"
Cal's eyes changed. He had almost complete control over his extra animal attributes but if he got to angry all hell would break loose along with his tentacles. "I'm not playing smart; I'm answering your question!"
"Then stop being smart about it!"
Ear popped up. "I'm not you idiot, I'm being completely normal!"
"Then go to class!"
"I was about to!"
"You were fighting a child!"
His tentacles burst out and his eyes went red. "I WAS NOT FIGHTING A CHILD! I WAS FIGHTING A PERSON THE SAME AGE AS MEA-SAN OR ANYONE ELSE IN TEARJU-SENSEI'S CLASS AND A WHOLE TON OF THEM COULD GRIND YOU INTO A PULP. NOW SHUT THAT MOUTH BEFORE I SEAL IT SHUT!"
Yui paled and stepped back. She had crossed the line. "Um, uh…" she stuttered
"GO AWAY NOW!" Cal bellowed and threw her away with a tentacle, accidentally throwing some experimental goo in his mouth. He calmed down and started coughing.
"Hey what's wrong?" Rito asked, walking over to him
"Nothing, just a bit of a cold I think." He coughed again.
"It's starting to look a little bad. Maybe you should see Mikado-sensei?" Rito suggested
"Nah,*cough* I'm fine" Cal said before walking off.
Rito watched then shrugged and walked off to class.
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Silver in the hall way.
Silver walked down the hall to his next class when he was stopped by a bunch of people all glaring at him. "Hey you" one said
Silver grinned at them and waved "Yes me, who are you?" he asked
The boy sniggered "Look, he's got a sense of humour. The punk who thinks he's better than everyone." He glared at Silver "We're the new bullies of this school and you are not better than us. You're just part of a group that wears plastic tails."
Silver almost bursts out laughing but remembers his training (torture) and stops himself "Plastic tails." He chuckles "Right. I have a friend who has a perfect phrase for this situation. It's 'Get lost before this place is painted red'."
The bully just gets angry "What? You still think we're worse than you even though we found out your secret? Damn you!" the bully throws a punch at Silver.
The fist is caught and the bully is thrown through the wall followed by a weak tail blast to the face scaring everyone in the room next to him "Apologies class residents, these people were just trying, and failing no less, to bully me. Please let me know if any of these low lives are disrespecting you and I will do away with them." It took Silver all he had to not burst out laughing at his own charade and the faces of the girls swooning at him and his awesomeness.
He walked off to his class when suddenly a group appeared in front of him again. This group was made completely of boys and they all had flags with pictures of Gold on them. "Silver-kun!" the lead one announced "You have been living with Gold-sama and therefore have been able to do many disgusting shameless things and we believe you have considering when we took a surveillance check on her items she had many pictures of you in her note book!"
Silver looked down and let his hair shade over his eyes. "You took what?" he asked trying to keep calm
"We only took a surveillance check on her items to see if anything was troubling her and it seems you are." The boy said
"You took Gold's stuff so you could see who she had a crush on?" Silver said in a calm but angry voice "and you claim it was completely justified? You are just like the VMC. A group of stalkers who claim to love a girl but really just want to get into their pants." He looked up with glowing bronze eyes. "You people make me sick"
The lead boy was laughing as he thought he had beat Silver but when he tried to stop laughing he couldn't "I *laugh* can't stop *laugh* laughing!" he cried "Help!" he fell and started rolling on the ground
"That's not happening until you pass out now don't touch her stuff again and you," he looked up at the rest of the group "can leave before the streets are painted in blood and bones." He pulled out both his swords. The people started sweating and one by one they dashed away without their leader who was unconscious on the floor.
Silver sighed when the last of them were gone. "Hey" he heard from behind. He turned to see Gold "What happened? That looked like my fan club. They teasing you for living with me?" she asked
"Yep. They were bloody annoying" Silver complained
"Tell me about it. Now I know how Momo-san feels. What did they do to make you so angry you pulled your swords on them?" she asked
"Oh, um just stuff." He blushed slightly "they said they checked through your things as surveillance"
Gold glared at the one on the floor "The little bastards" she said
"Well they said they found some pictures in your note book" Silver blushed a little harder and Gold's face lit up a little "They said they were of me so um yeah…"
Gold's face was lit up like a Christmas tree. "Um, uh no that was, ah something else about things and stuff so yeah and I need to get to class so yeah." She turned around until silver called out
"This is your class Goldie locks!" he yelled out to her.
She blushed again "I knew that." She turned back and walked into class quickly
"Your late" the teacher said
"Fan clubs" they answered and sat down
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Let's see how Cal is doing
Coughing too much in class seemed to make his teacher angry. "Cal-kun could you please stop coughing?" the teacher asked
"Yes sorry sensei *cough*" he apologised "Sorry"
"If you don't stop I might have to ask you to go to doctor Mikado's office." The teacher warned
"Sorry" the class continued and Cal tried to keep the coughing down until he got a huge pain in his stomach. "Ahg!" He grunted quietly so that no one heard. He started panting quietly and the teacher looked at him.
"Cal-kun are you paying attention?" they asked (I haven't decided a gender if you didn't notice)
"Yes sensei" he said weakly
"Are you okay?" the teacher asked not really caring. Suddenly Cal fell back in his chair and landed on his arm. Now the teacher was slightly more worried "Hey are you okay?" they asked.
Suddenly Cal started screaming. "AHHH!" he yelled disturbing the birds outside "IT HURTS!" he yelled loudly.
The teacher was genuinely worried now "Cal-kun! Are you alright?" when they were answered with screaming they told someone to take him to Mikado's.
Rito burst into the room having heard the scream and picked him up quickly rushing off. "I told you to go to Mikado-sensei's!" he lectured the wriggling boy. In his confusion Rito burst into the girls changing room to which all the girls turned red and covered themselves.
"PERVERT!" one screamed
"BEAST!" came Nana's voice
"Ecchi!" Yami growled
Rito, after somehow getting out of that room alive had Cal accidentally wriggle out of his arms and fall to the ground but the thump of impact never came. Rito turned and saw dispersed visible gas in the air. It was green and floating around strangely as if it were trying to be human.
Suddenly there was the sound of a vacuum cleaner and the gas was pulled into a machine behind it. Rito looked at the machine and Mikado was behind it. "Sorry for the disturbance but it seems your class mate Cal-kun has turned himself into some living gas state and I need to change him back quickly or he'll be like this forever." Mikado dashed off with the machine and rounded a corner. Rito shook his head and started returning to class when he saw Yui with a baseball bat. Damn she was being annoying today.
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After school.
Rito walked out the front of school. Mikado had told him Cal should be back to normal by tomorrow but there might be some side effects due to the type of machine she was using. (Foreshadowing) when he reached the path he saw Yami who was waiting for him while reading and remembered that he had promised to spar with her.
"Coming Yami!" Rito called out and the girl looked up. He walked up to her.
"Are you ready?" she asked
"Yes but shouldn't we get to a place where we wouldn't hurt as many people?" Rito asked and Yami nodded. She grabbed him with her hair and pulled him to an empty clearing in a small bunch of trees. When they landed Yami asked if it was okay "its perfect Yami. No one will get hurt and we can be as loud as we want." Rito slipped into a fighting stance "let's go" he said
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Now, since this is a Romance/humour story I won't show this fight since we have had too many already. I might show the next few sparing matches between these two if you people want it so tell me if you want more fights, because I don't know what to do with that.
After the fight the two were both tired and covered in scratches and bruises. They were panting and looking at each other with smiles. Rito was smiling because Yami was and because he had, had fun. Yami on the other hand was happy because she had also had fun but because she had fun with Rito she was smiling and she barely noticed.
The two walked up to each other and bowed then shook hands but before Yami could let go Rito pulled her into a hug surprising her and making her blush. "What are you-" she was cut short by Rito
"Thank you." He said confusing the golden hair ex-assassin "I have ever since Lala came to earth suddenly found myself being protected by her. I didn't want to be helpless and weak but most of all I didn't want to put all the pressure on those around me. Thanks to you I can defend myself now and I don't need to rely on you all the time, but once again thank you for that. For being there when I needed you like when Azenda attacked with Mikan and I was completely useless it was terrifying. Then again so were many things but thank you Yami." Rito released the hug and smiled at Yami who was still blushing.
"A-anyway" Yami said, regaining her normal facial expression or as the case may be, her normal non-facial expression "We need to get back to our houses. I shall take you to yours then go to mine. Hold on tight." Yami wrapped her hair around Rito and left him at his house. "Farewell Rito-san" Yami said to him then flew off.
Rito looked at her retreating figure confused. 'Rito-san?' he thought. He shrugged it off and walked inside to Mikan who was glaring at him.
"Where were you? Dinner was an hour ago." She was looking right at him.
"I was with Yami sparing but I guess we lost track of time. Sorry." He said but Mikan somewhat smirked
"What name did she call you by?" She asked a strange grin on her face.
"Yuuki Rito. Although after I thought I heard her say Rito-san but that may have just been Momo from inside. Why?" he asked his little sister
Mikan just grinned "Oh nothing. By the way, your food is in the fridge so grab it and dig in." Mikan skipped away to her room while Rito got his food out.
"Hey Rito-san?" Silver called from inside a room nearby. Rito walked over with his food.
"What Silver-san?" he asked
"Where's Cal-san?" Silver asked
"Mikado-sensei took him after he turned into a living gas form or whatever. She said she would fix him." Rito answered [aw the –san streak stopped :( ]
"Seems legit." Silver said "Anyway I know how much trouble fan clubs can be for guys who live with the girl that the boys are crazy about." Rito sat down next to Silver
"Really?" Rito asked "Did you get ambushed by Gold-san's fan club?"
"Yep. It was annoying and I had to get them away by making one pass out and I also had to pull out my swords."
Rito's eyes widened "what do you mean pass out?"
"I just made it so he couldn't stop laughing so he ran out of breath. It was quite funny. No pun intended." He almost laughed again
"DON'T!" Gold's voice rang from upstairs silencing Silver and his laughter.
"Fine, stupid meanie." He muttered
"Is that the best you can come up with?" Gold said with her head looking out the bottom of the staircase.
"I don't like swearing." He frowned at her
"What like fu-"
"Silence!" he yelled
"Why should I?"
"Because I have two swords"
"I have millions of knives"
"Touché"
"I know" and with that Gold walked back upstairs to the sarcophagus.
Silver looked back to Rito who was stuffing his face with food. "So what else did you get up to with Yami? Was it just sparing?" Silver asked suggestively
Rito spat his food half way across the room. "Um yeah." He said looking away
"Ah! You're looking away from me because I can read you via your face! Something else did happen!" Silver was grinning wildly. He grabbed Rito's head and forced the orange top to look him. "Oh, just a hug. Well at least you're getting somewhere with this. Maybe something will develop during your sparing sessions." Silver sat back down and started drinking from a juice box that appeared practically out of thin air.
"Where did you get a juice box?" Rito asked
"Don't question the author." Silver answered getting a strange look from Rito. "Fourth wall has been smashed" Silver made and effect with his fingers then walked away leaving Rito in complete confusion.
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In da morning
The routine check for any female humanoids in his bed had come up successful and he had to practically push Momo out of his room before Nana or Mikan arrived. He had a bath and Mikan found him in there with said perverted princess who had snuck in and sadly Rito got yelled at for it. After that got changed and walked to the table to eat. One he had finished he left with the group and arrived at school to see a girl at the gates who was trembling.
"I'm a girl! I'm a girl!" she said over and over
"Hey are you alright?" Rito asked walking over to the girl
She jumped up ran over to him and shook his shoulders "Rito-san, pal, buddy, please help! I'm a girl!"
Rito stepped back "Y-yes you're a girl why?" Rito asked slightly confused. Suddenly Rito saw the girl's eyes and hair colour. 'N-no way!' Rito thought. The eyes were green and the pupils were slits and her hair was the exact same colour as a certain snake boy he knew. "C-Cal?!" Rito shouted
Cal nodded furiously "I'm a girl!"
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Yes Cal we get it. You're a girl you don't have to repeat it. Geez you're dense. 'I'm not dense I'm a girl!' I KNOW CAL! Anyway, if possible tell me how I did and also don't forget that fight thing, about whether I should or shouldn't have them almost every chapter. See ya! Hope you enjoyed!
Don't forget to duck, signed MythMaster564