(It's finally out!)
Hermione: Did you have to be so rough Eve?
Eve: No! It was Harry he had control of my body!
Hermione: That's the story you going with...
Eve: Harry, you bastard.
-Elsewhere with a lot of popcorn-
The Third Overlord: I'm so please my daughter was in that scene.
Lilith: I'm not, it's like Harry doesn't even see me as a girl.
Kelda: Same boat.
The Third Overlord: ...could we not talk about this.
Thrans: Having the deceased father in law around... There's a way to kill the Lemons, were going to need a exorcist.
Kelda: What about that Freed Zelzan guy?
The Third Overlord: By the Abyss women do you want to survive! He's about as likely to rape us as kill us, I wouldn't even wish him on Gnarl.
Gnarl: Yes even I wouldn't survive that maniac.
Thrans: On a side note I'm off to make sure he hasn't crept into the story, make sure to film it if they have make up sex.
The Third Overlord: Who? Hermione and Eve or Eve and Harry.
Kelda: Or Harry in Eve's body with Hermione?
Thrans: You have to ask? All of the above people! Come on! Unless it involves an all male cast, film it!
-In a darkened corner-
Snape: I'm begin to think the Thrans doesn't like me.
Draconica Malfoy: How do you think I feel.
Voldemort: Maybe It's because if all the MSlash fic's he has to filter out of his search results.
I, in no way own, claim to speak for; or represent any character or persons involved in this story. Any description, likeness; or portrayal of people, persons or events in no way is meant to show the views, opinions or actions of said people, persons or events.
Except Thrans, he's all me. Well, at least a third of me; but totally me.
AN: Joy of joy's I've found the secret to inspiration. A new or forgotten vein of Overlord crossover stories have helped me out of my writing rut, while my Naruto story is on hold due to a lack of available internet for research.
For those who are interested I've gone back over the last 5 chapters, re-reading any correcting any error's I could find, including 2 paragraphs that had been miss placed when I added an extra scene to chapter 5.
Chapter 6
"Late is better than never."
-Netherworld-
Harry would be lying if he said he wasn't a little annoyed.
After waking up in Eve's bed with Hermione, he spent the rest of the day being given the silent treatment, after an explanation of Harry's current situation (though Eve mostly plagiarised what he said in her mind) and a recap of the incident night before.
To be honest Harry was surprised how annoyed his sister was, and though he wished to take a poke around her mind and find out what was going on, she had done the equivalent of strapping him to a chair in front of a view screen, allowing him to attend her classes.
Things had only gotten worse that night when they both transferred to his body.
-Flashback-
Waking up he hung his head sighing.
They had got in.
Cuddled up nude with nothing showing on his left and right were Lilith and Kelda, his arms pest between their chests as they hugged his body.
-Flashback over-
Eve went ballistic.
Over the rest of that day he found her mind firmly shut a small cat flap allowed knowledge to pass through, the memories of her lessons and copies of her rants on how despicable and perverted he was.
It only got worse a week later when he had been allowed to explain himself. After explaining how the girls had broken into his office via the window, they went from victims in Eve's eyes to whores.
He was both stupid and perfectly in his rights to defend them.
Subsequently Eve totally stopped talking to him, but she still sent the Hogwarts lesson copies along with any books she read, so their was some hope.
But what was really ticking him off, was the fact he had finished his table of elements for the 'New World'.
And their was no sulphur.
Yes Harry could substitute sulphur with other compounds for most of the plans effected, but it was hardly worth the effort. It was only after speaking with Gnarl that he found out why.
The second Overlord in his infinite 'Wisdom' (Read Wizdum, cause he was a Wiz't'ard, the t is silent.) had deemed black powder a threat to magic, after personal discovering it. And so ALL sulphur in the land was transmuted into alternative compounds that did the same function, whether it be being part of the ground of powering a dragons flaming breath.
Of course over the years alternative had popped up, a magnesium based powder was popular in Nordberg for fireworks.
Still no sulphur, no black powder, no Eve to bounce ideas off.
"My-lord perhaps a surface raid would clear your melancholy mood?"
"Shut it Gnarl! For the thousandth time, random raids are not conductive to the plan, that's why the other Overlords fell."
-Meanwhile at the Imperial Palace of the most Glorious Empire-
"..and the 6th w'egion has w'outed out the w'ebbw'es in the dessert.
"And what of my 4th and 9th legions, have they crushed Nurberg?"
"N-Nordburg, my-w'orw'. T-The.."
"Allow me my-lord."
"Rise General"
"The 4th and 9th have failed to report mylord I sent men out to find out the situation three days after we received no word."
"Perhaps it is nothing, we do so regularly lose ships in that region. Still send me that bitch Elizabeth, and prepare the autonomous legion. And if she's late again I'll thrash her sister personally."
Alert Time line skip! Approximately 2 months ahead.
-Netherworld-
The last month or so had gone splendidly, the tower was fully repaired and another massive minion totem had been sunk into the lava lake to prepare future space for factories and warehouses.
After looking through his mind-scape he had pulled up the relevant memories of were the minion hives had been sent after fall of the last Overlords tower, and the girls were kept busy saving reds from cooking at Heaven's peak, blues from being forced to fish along the cost and greens... the greens were just lazing about the remnants of Evernight forest.
With the browns obviously saved by Gnarl from being forced to work in the mines by some dwarven survivors, the towers supply of minions was now complete.
Gnarl was still pestering him to lead a surface raid, but Harry was far to busy. The only real thing of interest in fact had been the ongoing war with the gnomes.
Lilith had taken to exterminating any she came across in a display of hatred, which put her fathers grudge against them to shame. After being told that the gnomes had either declared war, or ask her to marry their pet dormouse before the first battle over the spell stone. Harry in annoyance had hit the books and translated it as "Unless you intend to marry one of use, stop following with your pack of pet rodents or their will be war!"
The end result was the same, in retaliation for Lilith's continued massacres, a gnome raiding party had sneaked into the netherworld and stolen Lilith and Kelda's undergarments, in as Gnarl put it "Ahh.. The ancient pant raid tactic, an unusual display of cunning. It reminds me of our first war against the succubus, we wou-" The rest was never heard as Lilith and Kelda had already left leading an army of sixteen thousand minions after the gnomes, following a trail of dropped lace garments.
Harry had only later found out about the raid and subsequent battle when the girls attempted to first come on to him and once that failed ask to go shopping. Unfortunately after agreeing to the request he spent the next week or so averting his eyes, as the girls showed off their new wardrobes from dresses to lingerie, and even a suite (read: scraps) of armour that a succubus would refuse to wear into battle.
Gnarl was unsure if his Overlord would recover from the blood-loss or the wound to his treasury.
However it was now Christmas a time for giving (Gnarl: giving grievous wounds!), feasting (Minions: on Mastah foes bone marrow!), and family (?: ...*Tumble-weed blows through the tower*...).
This meant that Harry was attempting to get back in touch with Eve.
He had sent weekly reports on his progress to her ever since she had cut him off, though he had no idea if she read them, he hoped it would go some small way to quenching her anger.
-Hogwarts, Christmas-eve-
"Eve just talk to him."
"No Hermione."
"We both know you love each other, you shouldn't be fighting."
As Eve and Hermione argued over the current cold war between the two remaining Potters, several groups of hidden boy's and a few girls cursed who ever the lucky man was who held the object of their attentions affections.
Throwing up a privacy charm Hermione stopped her friend.
"You've always admitted he's been the one who reads more, he can help us."
"He is nothing but a perverted pawn and the books were all probably porn."
Hermione just looked at her best friend arms crossed over her chest.
"Fine. ...I'll ask Harry about Flamel next time I talk to him. ...Okay I'll contact him tonight."
"Thank you Eve. Besides it's Christmas."
"Can't believe your parent won't let you go home."
"I think they just see it as a good chance for me to make friends. Plus more girl time for us, yay?"
Snorting slightly Eve just grabbed her best friends arm and pulled her closer both of them heading down to supper, for the Christmas-eve feast.
-Hogwarts, Christmas Morning-
Eve knew long ago Harry had worked out how to open a portal between his current and home realm, the only problem was size. Originally he could only open one the size of a pin head for less than a second before he connected with the tower heart.
Now with an incomplete tower heart he could keep a tiny stable gateway to her mind open for the conduit to connect them.
Or he could send a box.
To the foot of her bed.
It was an elegantly carved mahogany box about six inches in hight and larger than her lap. Carefully opening the small latch she gasped at the soft yellow glow, sitting pride of place was a choker, three glowing polished yellow gems mounted next to each other the one in the middle slightly larger carved with Harry's new Overlord crest.
Picking it up her fingers brushed the soft velvety material turning it over in her hand. Her eyes could faintly pick out the mass of interconnecting tiny rune arrays surrounding the small finely carved message 'To My Queen.' then 'HP to EP' bellow, before passing the end around her neck the choker fusing shut as a portion of Harry's power bolstered her own.
Smiling she spotted a small scroll in the box underneath were the choker lay. Opening it she read the message her face showing first concentration then happiness then confusions, then acceptance and finally lighting up with joy.
"Mione! ..Hermione. HERMIONE!"
Slightly annoyed at her best friend fast asleep on the other side of the room she shook her head.
"Hermione the library's on fire!"
"WHAT!"
"Merry Christmas."
"That was cruel. " Her best friend said sitting up and starting to attack her bed-hair. "I see someone's trying to impress you." Hermione said eyeing the choker defensively.
"It's from from Harry, the admires will send their stuff at breakfast to better show-off"
Darting out of her own bed across the cold floor and into Eve's Hermione picked up the small scroll.
"My Queen...
I am keeping this both vague and to the point
as I cannot be sure It will not be intercepted.
However know that the chance of it happing
will not stop me sending you the odd gift.
I hope that you are feeling well, and
with time may be willing to talk with me
in our usual manner. Still following dealing
with females rule 26, I hear by present
shiny trinkets and babbles to show my
apologies. Also included is a gift for
Miss Granger as a thank your for taking
care of her best friend (One set from the next
layer and one from the layer under that).
Have a Merry Christmas and know
I love you as no other Pawn could
The Fourth Overlord.
...so cute, he writes it more like a prince than a villain."
"My dear King is an idiot as you can tell by his apparent rank."
"Should we let Dumbledore read it." Hermione teased as Eve shook her head is exasperation.
"And be watched twenty-four seven. You do know McGonagall had to stop him from suggesting I should wear a chastity belt."
Turning back to the gift she pulled away a layer of velvet exposing a tow sets of finely crafted matching silver and pale gold jewellery studded with raven claw blue gemstones, gasping the pair picked up the delicate pieces both examining them in wonder and looking at the tiny runes to both protect the wear and stop any damage.
"By the Abyss I have no idea what half these do let alone mean."
"Their beautiful and from the ones I can recognise we should at least were one piece at all times" Hermione said reaching under the covers to place a fine heavily rune carved pale gold chain on her best friend ankle.
Setting the jewels to one side they opened the boxes next payer pulling out two medieval style fur-trimmed gowns in Ravenclaw colours, a small note saying the silken dresses were fitted using a projection pensive and heavily enchanted, along with a list of said enchantments.
Under the final layer of velvet were three silver band of metal made to clasp onto a person's wrist with a glowing yellow gem mounted on it, the phrase 'I serve the Queen of the Overlord' along with a small scrap of parchment bearing 'If you find more than three girls let me know and I'll send more.'
-Harry's Mind-scape-
The way was clear.
Every checkpoint abandoned in the face of the oncoming furry.
The place completely silent, as the dark green tinged sky blanketed the night, the only lights being on, lead directly to him as he sat in the middle of a concert bench on a walkway over the central river that ran through the park.
A sprinkling of snow floated down on the wind between the towering skyscrapers, catching the odd ray of light, a reminder of the season.
She would come soon.
The last part of the gift would make sure of it. He knew there would eventually be more than one girl in her life, probably more than three, and as her brother it was his job to both protect her and her loved ones.
The fact that the girls could now cast his spells and command minions was just an intended bonus.
'Harry'
'E-*SLAP* Probably deserved it but let me ask, did you have her put one on.'
It was a statement rather than a question, Eve knew full well he had felt it when she asked Hermione to wear the bracelet.
'Why do you tease me so!'
'Eve I'm trying to treat you like an adult, like an equal.'
'I know.'
'...and I know you only mad at me because you feel you should be, and I accept it.'
Sitting down next to him she snuggled into his side. 'I even can accept those whores chasing you, even though their not. I-I just.'
'Hush, I understand. But I wont just openly reject them, avoid the issue yes, but their good girls trying to secure their place and lives. Lilith is in a dangerous position as the last Overlords daughter and if one of them makes Mistres-'
'They can keep the other safe, I know.' Both sitting their in silence they simple enjoyed their embrace for a few minuets, the isolation having been harder than either were willing to admit.
'You should get back to her, and I've got to make sure Gnarl doesn't start thinking I'm not watching.'
'I'd tell you to just kill him, but...'
'The first step in avoiding the trap, is knowing were it exists.'
Gently kissing his sisters for head he lead her back to the gate, his fingers smoothly inputting the eighteen digit code to allow access to her mind.
'Come visit soon okay?'
'Yer. Oh! Wait Hermione will kill me if I forget, Flamel. Know anything.'
'Hmmm sounds familiar one sec.'
Turning his gaze to a complex of far off towers they lit up in the night, researchers materialising as they began pouring over records.
'There we go Alchemists guide to the multi-verse, approximately half the copy damaged when entering the Abyss, chapter XXIV Nicolas Flamel. Known for his work in several branches of the multi-verse, he is most commonly known in the JKRHP branch for his work with Albus Dumbledore on the twelve uses of dragons blood, but his most important discovery to date is the Philosophers stone. I'll forward you a report on the chapter but I can also confine the reference from Albus's chocolate frog card.'
'Thanks.'
Hugging each other just a bit tighter they let go as Eve returned to her mind.
With a snap of his fingers his mind lit up as everything returned to its usual state, the clamour of a bustling city murmuring in the night, as mental avatars returned to their task and capacitors charged back to life.
Spotting one of the coilgun armed guards he paused in thought before, nodding his head in satisfaction he winked out in a flash of light as he returned to the waking world.
-Hogwarts-
"Ev-
"That's quite enough Miss Granger. So Eve, hows Harry.
AN: Du Du Du! Who's caught them!
The Poll has switched back to the Incest question with my Naruto story on hold, Please Vote.
Reviews corner:
Master D. Blood Asked: Would it be incest as Harry died? Debatable, Harry was caught in a soul trap/filter which then created him a new body, is his body the one that shared a womb with his sister? Yes. Dose it have the same genetic structure? Yes.
Also Master D. Blood you are right, I do hope to have Eve and Harry in a far closer relationship than most siblings, but I will bow to the readers pressure of if they should be having intercourse.
Malix2 Asked: Can we Please have a twin story were the Fem twin only feel a sisterly bond of her twin. Yes we could, find enough people to vote for 2. A mixed Harem were Harry and Eve never have sex, but might team up on a member, 3. Two Harems were members switch between now and again, or 4. Two distinctly split Harems.
Shirley Asked:It's an overlord crossover meant to be all evil and stuff. I don't see how Harry having a sexual relationship with his sister would distract the reader from any apart of the story.
I see the Overlord series as less about Good and Evil as Lawful and Chaotic. I'm sure we've all seen the chart, Lawful/Good, Lawful/Neutral, Chaotic/Evil. Dumbledore is Good, Voldemort is Evil, Queen Fay would Lawful (balance), The Overlord represents Chaos, something Incest doesn't fir into in my opinion.
But I'm getting off track.
Incest is a question of very flawed morals, we don't allow it historical as it can lead to mutation and inferior genes, yet we don't go round telling people that those with the 10% smallest I.Q.'s can only breed with that of someone with a higher I.Q. as not to risk the child being dumber.
Nor do we place breeding limits on those with genetic disorders.
Would a child between Eve and Harry be healthy, yes it's seen as a very common view that the child's magic could protect it from any genetic disorders, is it a good long term plan, no.
How ever please note that the above answer is over 150 words long, and that's with nobody their to debate with.
Thus Shirley you can hopefully see why I am calling the vote, and washing my hands of the matter, but I will state this: If option 1 wins, and Eve and Harry have sex. There will be a Lemon that translates as "Make Love to me, as I love you the most in my life!" and NOT "Fuck me cause I want you to give me a child." (That's not to say though that Eve won't know the joy's of motherhood.)
-Omake-
"Twinkle Twinkle Overlord~
Look you gone got hit so far!
Up above the moon so high~
Like a shiny in the sky!"
"Gnarl... Why are my Minion's singing."
"Agh.. General who wishes to be Mistress Lilith, found several sacks of coffee on her last raid and-"
"I see. And what are they singing?"
"Well your Evilness, between the First and Second Overlords there was in fact a long line of 'potential' Overlord candidates, however non managed to retrieve the tower heart from the Elves till the second approached them as a researcher with a fake plan to destroy the heart. This song was made by a long since dead Jester to commemorate candidate thirty seven."
"What do he do?"
"Well he was one of the more successful bureaucratic style Overlords, his skills in that Blackest of Arts, allowed him to unite all the dark factions, a brought a Golden age for pillaging and plundering. Admittedly the chances of getting to stomp our little hearts out were fewer but never before had we eaten or drunk so well. Unfortunately the smallest of bureaucratic blunders lead to him getting thrown into lunar orbit."
"How?"
"Never hand a Mountain Giant an eviction order in person. That or just don't build the bypass there."
-Now I'm off to go re-watch 'Yes Minister' to brush up on said Evil art of Bureaucracy-