"So you're a robotic, alien, dog thingie?"
"Yep! Pretty much."
"And your alien master has come to enslave humanity?"
"Uh huh."
"So why are you telling me all this?"
"I don't knoowwww."
"Okay. Just stay out of my way. Alright?"
"Alright, Sylvia!" And took off at a run.
"That, was weird."
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"Gir! Where have you been?"
"I Made A New Friend!"
"What?! We're supposed to be keeping a low profile! No more friends Gir!"
"B-b-but Sylvia is so nice."
"No! Whoever this 'Sylvia' is, you are not to see them again. Now come! There have a lot of murders of the filthy human scum lately, and we need to get under cover for our own safety."
As he the small green person turned up his walkway Gir turned to wave at some bushes.
"Gir! Get in here, now!"
As the men's room door closed behind them, a figure stepped from the bushes.
"Well that was interesting."
Turning on his heel he headed back down the road, there was a new mime act in the park and he wanted to help them see the error of their ways.