Disclaimer: Still don't own Wal-Mart. Or anything you may recognize.
He would not be sidetracked again!
He would show this anal polyp of a franchise just who was boss!
No one one upped Johnny C.!
Well, except for Devi. And maybe the thing in the wall. And Satan. God.
Um...anyway.
No commercial business would get the better of him.
That was assured!
He pulled on his fully stocked battle backpack.
Put in his earphones, to protect himself from aural distractions.
He was ready to proceed.
He marched in, looked around and took off at a sprint.
Cherry Freezies!
They were selling Cherry Freezies!
He loved Cherry Freezies!
Wal-Mart - 2
Johnny C. - 0