It was slimy.

Really slimy.

How long had it been in there?

Lets see...

How long had it been since he opened his crisper drawer?

Two? Three months?

However long it had been, Nny was not touching it.

It was gross.

Even by his standards!

It had smelled up the rest of the fridge too.

Now everything tasted like death.

There was no use for it, he would need to order a new fridge.

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"Yes, the deluxe model with the extra-large crisper drawer."

"Delivery tomorrow? That's fine."

"My old one?"

"Yes, yes I would like to donate it to charity. Give it to a deserving family, I say."