Hi! This can haz be da next chap. Me is use chat speak fo nao. Hope uz enjoy dis chap. Me can haz be smiley fo no reson. :) Enjoy! To Hentai-Sempai, I'm sorry you don't like it even though your probably not reading this right now but I'm glad you didn't say anything too extreme or rude even if you did feel like calling it complete trash. Thankyou for giving your opinion without making me feel too bad, and I will keep on trying. :)
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Rito walked into school only to be ambushed by an enraged VMC with various lethal weapons including machine guns and bazookas. "YUUKI RITO YOU HAVE DEFILED MOMO-SAMA! PREPARE TO DIE!" the leader pointed his rocket launcher at Rito but a certain ex-assassin got in the way.
"Yuuki Rito we need to have a small talk." Yami said in a non-threatening deadpan way
"OUT OF THE WAY!" the VMC guy yelled again
"Um, okay?" Rito answered ignoring the others
"YOU ASKED FOR IT! FIRE!" all the VMC people fired their guns but the bullets got about as far as Yami's new wall of hair before the members got hit by rock fists from the ground
"H-how did you?" Rito stepped back a bit
"I may not be dressed like darkness nor have its attitude but I have its power now." She stated "Now we will talk"
"Sure so what did you want to talk about?" he asked
"Not here." Yami wrapped her hair round Rito and walked away with him flailing in her grasp.
Yami put him down on the roof and looked at him "Mea and Nemesis are changing as well." She stated
Rito blinked "What?"
"Mea and Nemesis are changing back to their old natures." Yami repeated
"Does that mean that they'll try to awaken darkness again?" Rito asked
"No, they know that darkness is gone but if you come across Nemesis be careful or she will make you her slave again." Yami walked to the edge of the roof and jumped off, landing perfectly on the ground
Rito looked around and saw that they were on a part of the roof that had no way up or down unlike how Yami flew up so he sat there and looked at the sky since his wings were broken "I should really get Lala to fix them." He said to himself "But for now, how do I get down without hurting myself?" he felt something slimy crawl along his leg and shivered a bit before hesitantly looking to see a tentacle writhing up his pants. "What the?" he was then pulled up by the leg and dropped off the roof. He fell and almost hit the ground when the tentacle caught him again and he was hanging upside down.
"Forget about me?" a female voice said. Rito looked up to see Carly looking at him with a small smirk.
"Can you put me down?" He asked
The girl snorted "Oh hey this girl just saved my life from a creepy school council member who has a crush on him, maybe I'll ask her to put me down." She said "Aren't you even going to ask where I was for the last few weeks?"
"Please put me down first." Rito said, not noticing the crush comment
"Fine." She dumped him on his head.
"Ow…" he whined "Where were you?" he asked
"Fighting ninjas with laser swords." She said
"Really?" Rito looked at her with disbelieving eyes
"No."
"I didn't think so." He sighed in a sitting position
Carly stood there for a bit then sighed as well. "Better get to class before Yui-san comes." She said
"Yui-san?" Rito questioned the name
"If you got in trouble with her as much as I did then you get to know her on a personal basis." The girl rubbed her head "I just ended up somehow becoming her spy to stop people doing 'shameless acts' and 'disrespecting the school code'. I don't know how it happened but in the time you didn't see me I was eating on my own and getting to school like a ninja."
"You got in trouble so much that she became your friend." Rito looked at her
"Yep. It won't work for you though." Carly stretched "I didn't get much sleep."
"Why are you in your girl form?" Rito asked
"I'm of the age and I still have a boy mind. I can play with myself and it won't be considered perverseness." Carly felt drool dribble out of her mouth a bit and she rubbed it off. "Anyway, class time." She walked off and yawned
Rito sat there for a bit the shook his head and got up. He wandered into the school and went to class with his things (I don't want to use detail since schools in Japan are different to those in America or Australia or somewhere else) and arrived just in time for class to start.
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Wow, I feel the atmosphere drift back a little…
The classes passed rather quickly other than the fact that he kept tripping on people and the said people tried to beat him up, other than Mikado who just teased him and made him faint with continued teasing. That may be why the day passed quickly given the fact that he was asleep for most of it. Oh and it turned out Momo had escaped from the VMC.
She snuck into the nurses' office and over to the bed Rito was sleeping in before using vines to lock and block the door as she snuck in with him. She hugged him and was about to start perverted actions before a window happened to smash by pure chance and by pure chance Mea and Nemesis just happened to be the ones who smashed it, also with chance.
Nemesis crawled in and over to Rito who she woke. "Hm…?" Rito mumbled and opened his eyes. He took a minute to register that two girls were in bed with him and both of them were wearing next to no clothes. And he screamed. He screamed and jumped out of bed only to be pushed back by Mea "MOMO, NEMESIS?!" he shrieked
"Nemesis he's mine for now." Momo complained
"Too bad, he's my servant so he's not allowed to be with you unless we share." Nemesis licked her lips.
"D-don't I get a say in this?" Rito was blushing like it was all he could do.
"Nemesis, it's not fair to leave him with just us." Momo said, somehow reaching harem mode "let's bring Mea-san in too."
"Okay," Nemesis looked at Mea "Mea, you wanted to lickety lick senpai didn't you? Well you can do that now." Mea smiled deviously and walked in closer but was prevented by someone's voice
"Well this is quite amusing." A female woman said from the corner of the room. They turned to see Mikado giggling "It seems you all forgot about me."
"Hello Mikado-sensei, would you like to join us?" Momo asked
"Although it would be rather fun I would be more worried about the person standing behind you. The one with a dog on her leg." Mikado seemed to turn evil for a bit as they turned and saw Oshizu shaking. They looked down and saw the dog that would soon be their cause of pain.
A few minutes later Rito was back in the bed with a minor concussion and Momo, Nemesis and Mea are out the window pinned to a tree with all their pinned as well. "Well done Oshizu-san." Mikado said "Perfect aim even when scared by a dog." She looked over and saw the girl's body on the floor and her ghost flying around in circles at the top of the room. "I thought she stopped leaving her body?" Mikado watched on then sighed and walked over to her desk.
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Later at the end of the school day
Rito limped home since he had dislocated his foot while running from Mea and Nemesis after he got better. He was about to limp out the gate when he heard someone's voice. "Ah! Yuuki-kun what happened?" it said
Rito turned to see Yui looking at him. "Oh, well I accidentally dislocated my foot so they put it back into place but it still hurts a bit."
Yui blushed and thought for a bit "S-should I… walk you home?" she suggested
"I-I don't want to be trouble, I can go on my own."
"Well my house is most of the way there so I can help you for at least half the way." Yui blushed a bit more
"Well… okay, if it's not too much of a bother." Yui walked over to Rito and the boy grabbed hold of her shoulder and they walked out of the school grounds.
Yui was blushing for most of the way but they exchanged a few sentences and Rito stumbled a few times but Yui caught him.
At one point Rito stumbled and Yui helped him but then some dumb stereotypical teenagers walked by "Get a room!" one yelled and the others laughed
"Some people…" Rito muttered but Yui had other ideas
"Excuse me but I'm trying to help a friend so if you could be a better member of society then-" Although she was bluhing her face was about to go from red to purple if no one removed the hand currently wrapped around her throat.
"What were you saying little lady?" the guy said "speaking of little lady, you got a nice chest there don't you?" Uhg I feel like they suck at grammar.
"L-let her go!" Rito yelled at them.
"Make us." The guy threw a punch at Yui but was stopped by a robotic dog that jumped in the way.
"Aw the sniff-sniff trace-kun!" A girl whined she looked up from her invention revealing her face as Lala. "Rito! There you are!" she ran over and hugged him
"Oy! You there, you're quite pretty. How about you come hug me instead?" the big guy cast aside Yui and spread apart his arms. (Insert 'how about no' meme here)
"No I only want to hug Rito." Lala hugged Rito tighter
"Don't be like that." The guy leaned down to her eyes then suddenly grabbed her collar. "Now give me a kiss will you?" he tried to pull her but she pushed him away and he flew into his friends
"No. bleh!" she stuck out her tongue
But in the guys' head he was panicking. 'How can she be so strong? No that was just a fluke! That's right!' he growled "You win this time." He said then walked off with his gang leaving Rito and his friends behind.
Lala then turned to Rito "Rito lets go home together!" she cheered "And bring Yui along with us!" (I think Lala calls Yui by her first name)
"S-sorry this is where I have to leave." She said "Bye!" Yui walked off and she went past a park. She decided to go sit down on a bench in the park but then she heard a noise and looked around. No one was around. Then the sound came again. She looked in the direction it came from but it was just some bushes…however there was movement on the other side. She walked around the bush to see her brother jumping around quickly and playing tennis with… his girlfriend?! 'I thought she would have dumped him ages ago!' Yui thought.
After a while Yuu slowed down and Akiho won the match. "Wow, I never knew you were so good at tennis." he smiled
"I guess that's another thing Haruna does for me." The older girl said
"Is it just me or is it hot?" Yuu asked
"You can take you shirt off" Akiho said
"Good idea." He was about to take his shirt off before Yui burst out of the bushes
"That's shameless! I won't allow it!" she yelled at her brother
"Yui? What are you doing here?" Yuu asked, slightly surprised
"Who's this?" Akiho asked
"Oh, you never met my sister. Akiho this is Yui and Yui this is Akiho." Yuu said (sorry if Yuu and Akiho are OOC, they do seem to be under-used characters.)
"That's not the problem! Why are you taking your shirt off?!" Yui yelled
"Because it's hot." The guy said "It's not like you're new to seeing a boy without a shirt." He learnt a bit about Rito's trips and falls from Silver who has already left without much of a good bye.
"W-what do you mean?" Yui blushed and stepped back
"I heard every now and then Yuuki Rito appears at school naked." Yuu said
"Does he? Haruna must like that." Akiho said, busting into the conversation
"H-Haruna-san r-runs from it." Yui said blushing at the memories of naked Rito
"Really? I guess she's just as embarrassed about liking him as she is at home."
Yui suddenly froze. And then she unfroze. "Does she really?" Yuu asked
"Yes, I guess Yui-chan does as well?" Akiho asked
"Yeah, but don't worry about that sort of thing, cause my friend said someone was already taking care of it." Yuu smiled
"Oh okay. Anyway, I need to get back or Haruna will finish making dinner before I arrive. Bye!" Akiho walked off and Yuu looked at Yui
"Let's go home now" he patted her on the back then walked off with Yui following slowly and surprised at what Akiho had just said
'She's just as embarrassed about liking as she is at home' those words rang through Yui's mind 'someone already likes Yuuki-kun?' she shook her head 'no! That's fine, I don't like him!' she shook her head
"What's wring Yui? Your head seems to be going crazy." Yuu looked at his little sister
"Nothing." She said then walked ahead of him to get back faster.
"She's worried that Haruna-chan will get him first." He mumbled and caught up to her "Look, Yuuki Rito is a nice guy, he won't just date someone and leave other people's feelings alone." He pats her on the back again "I'm sure he'll date you one day."
"I-I don't have feelings for him!" Yui yelled at her older brother while blushing
"Sure. That blush doesn't help your argument." He notified her. Yui blushed harder than ran home. "Oh, well I guess I teased her too much, though she can usually take more than that."
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Meanwhile in a place called the Yuuki residence.
Rito finally got home only to see everyone else back before him. "I was that slow?" he asked then slumped
Lala hugged him. "Don't worry about it Rito! We can get someone to look at your foot!"
"How about me?" a voice asked and they looked up to see Carly standing upside down from the roof because of spider legs that sprouted out of her waist.
"W-wh-wha-what?!" Rito stuttered
"Turns out an attribute of the Galatorialglop gives, me the attributes of whatever I kill, so since I killed the old guy that used to be my boss I have spider and bear attributes as well, meaning if I killed the brat I could transform. Don't forget the goo." Carly grew out a tentacle
"Can't you transform already?" Rito asked
"But that's boring!" she whined "Plus its way to difficult, all I can do is become a girl or grow a gas mask. Oh I can also slightly alter the shape of my body but not the substance."
"Oh, what's that? It's big and round its round, round, ground, g- Ground! I'll call it-" SMASH! And the hole in the pavement outside was rather big as Silver dressed up as a whale landed on it from far above, then a bowl of petunias followed in close speed.
"Don't mind him; he just says something about hitchhiking." Gold appeared out of nowhere "He just wanted to come back so that he could try being a whale." She picked him up and disappeared.
"…That teleporter moves non-living things as well so it's possible!" Lala ran upstairs and started working on a teleporter.
"She's a bit strange isn't she?" Carly said. "Anyway, here's some healing goo for you." She dropped some onto the leg and it somehow fixed. "See ya." She walked off along the roof "Hah, I'm better than Tanith Low."
"Rito, dinner's nearly ready." Mikan called out. "Go get everyone will you?"
He went into the living room and got Momo from there, who jumped up and hugged him, not intending to let him go anytime soon. He sighed and went to get Nana from upstairs and she glared a little at him for the Momo situation but went down anyway (she's in grumpy mode) then he went to Lala who said she wanted to finish an invention but could do it later. Finally he went to his room and got Carly who was dancing for no reason and she went down and they all ate.
Then Rito went to his bedroom it took him a while to sleep but eventually he did and he slept happily ever after, except it's not quite the end yet so it wasn't ever after.
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Here you go, you've had the chapter. That was a bit more fun to write than the most recent ones, so please tell me how I did if you want but for now, Hope you enjoyed!
Don't forget to duck, signed MythMaster564