Hello! Spiderman… (O.O), 1. Happy birthday Rito! 2. SPIDERMAN READS TLR?! YEAH! (I can dream!) Enjoy!

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Rito quivered a little at Yui who looked at him shocked. Rito calmed down a little when he realised that she had probably calmed down and, oh wait no she was looking kind of angry. But she looks relieved as well. What is with her and mixed emotions?

Yui half stamped half skipped over to Rito and looked him dead in the face, centimetres away from him. "You had me worried!" she yelled.

"Uh… sorry?" Rito leaned back a bit but Yui leaned forward

"How long have you been up? Why are you not at school? Why does Spiderman know your birthday?" Yui looked him right in the eyes.

"I-I just woke up yesterday!" Rito said trying to cower further back but he was as far as he could go.

"Kotegawa-san." Someone said from behind the bench. They looked and saw Momo, much to Mikan's displeasure. "Please don't hurt Rito-san. He only just woke up." That Momo, acting all innocent and stuff.

Kotegawa looked from her to Rito and noticed how close she was. She blushed and backed away. "Momo-san where did you come from?" Yui asked

"I'll give you three guesses…" Mikan mumbled

"I just happened to be here right now." Momo said smiling.

Rito didn't stop leaning back and because of that the seat broke and he went flying back. His foot swung up and caught Yui's shirt and pulled it up revealing her bra which every boy in the area enjoyed. All except for Rito. It took Yui a moment to register this and when she the air darkened and her face turned red. Quietly she pulled her shirt down, picked Rito up and dragged him along the ground. He didn't struggle, in fear of his life.

She dragged him behind some bushes and then looked at him angrily. "You are shameless!" she yelled at him.

"S-sorry!" He covered his eyes in case he got slapped but nothing happened

"Humph. In common sense I will restrain from hitting you because you just woke up from a coma." Yui had a little tint of pink on her cheeks. "Next time you will not be as lucky." She walked away leaving a confused Rito.

The harem king walked out of the bush and saw Mikan talking to a cheerful Yami. He walked up to them and waved "Hello Yami!" he smiled at her

She looked at him and smiled (OOC day) "Hi Rito!" she waved.

He walked over and sat down next to them. "Hi Rito, what happened with Yui-san?" Mikan asked

"Well she, uh… said she left me because of common sense…" Rito said then realised how bad that sounded "I mean, she didn't hit me because I just woke up!" he corrected, waving his hands

"Are you sure that was what happened Rito-san?" Momo whispered into Rito's ear, appearing from nowhere again.

"M-Momo!" Rito slipped and fell on top of Yami and Mikan, his right hand on Yami's chest while his left was in between Mikan's legs

Yami seemed to lose all cheeriness as she growled in unison with Mikan. Soon he was on the floor, not too badly damaged but Rito liked it better when he didn't get smashed. "That was forward of you Rito-san." Momo smiled and winked like Mikado would have done.

Rito however had anime tears streaming down his face. 'Why me?' he thought.

"Y-Yuuki-kun!" a feminine voice called making Rito look up. "What happened?" Haruna asked walking over with Maron.

'Haruna-chan is concerned about me!" Rito's mind cheered but on the outside he slowly stood up and smiled weakly. "Hello Sairenji." He said.

"I thought you were in a coma Yuuki-kun." Haruna said

"I just woke up yesterday." He said.

She smiled to what Rito seemed angelic. "Well I feel happy to know that you are okay."

Rito was so happy inside but he kept it inside ad blushed on the outside. "Um, T-t-than-thank you!" he bowed and Haruna giggled

"You don't have to act so formal." She said

"S-sorry." He said

"Are you here with someone?" Haruna asked

"Huh? Yeah I was with- where did she go?" Rito looked around for Momo but she was gone. Typical. "Um, no not anymore." He said

"So it is just us?" Haruna asked with a tint of pink on her cheeks.

"Um, yes" Rito said, blushing furiously. A silence passed through.

"So, do you want to go somewhere?" Haruna asked

"O-okay." Rito walked with her in silence. It would have been less awkward if Rito wasn't so nervous but he was giving an air of anxiousness through the air making it an awkward silence.

"So, why did you go into a coma Yuuki-kun?" Haruna asked. She knew but she wanted something to talk about. Maybe in more detail.

"Kotegawa-san got angry at me." He slumped

"Why?" Haruna asked, not noticing the slump.

"I missed class." He said. He got the feeling more detail was required before she thought he was a slacker. "I was unable to move so I missed class and she got angry. Then she hit me and I missed another class because I was unconscious, so she got even angrier."

"Well at least you are fine now." She smiled at him and all worries left his mind. (Okay now I envy you bro. I need worry medicine.)

The rest of their walk was in a comfortable silence. They saw an amusement park and looked at each other. "Do you want to go Yuuki-kun?" Haruna asked.

"I will go if you want to go." Rito reassured.

Haruna smiled "I hope we have fun." She said as she walked in with Rito in tow.

First they went to a goldfish hooking game and Rito won because he was pointlessly good at pointless things. Next they went to a mask shop where Rito got a mask and put it on the side of his head while Haruna got one and… put it somewhere. Probably the same place as Maron since I think he just up and disappeared. They then went to the petting zoo where Haruna played with some animals while they hissed at Rito. Typical boy picked on by animals while girl goes and plays with all of them.

"Ow!" Rito stepped back as a cat bit him and a duck looked at him menacingly with its beak ready to strike.

After a little while they left with Rito bearing a few scratches while Haruna had a bit of cat fur on her. Then there was one of those things that test your strength things that they walked past so Rito tried it. He swung the mallet onto the pad and got a 75 out of the 100. He felt accomplished and Haruna smiled at him so double the bonus. When some other guy from 'Orange star high' or something came over and hit it Rito thought he looked sort of scrawny but as the thing exploded he thought otherwise. The two walked away quickly and they saw a 'knock-over-the-can' thing. Haruna went and knocked over a grand total of… two cans out of 15. She almost felt that they were glued down.

Rito went next and with his useless skill he hit in the exact right spot to send the entire pyramid tumbling down. He puffed out his chest proudly as he got a prize that Haruna wanted and gave it to her. She smiled. "Keep being nice to your girlfriend!" the game guy said making Rito and Haruna blush as red as a very red thing. (Like a tomato?) No even redder. (Is that even a word?) Apparently.

"So where do we go next?" Rito asked, still blushing slightly.

"Maybe the Ferris wheel?" Haruna suggested, getting over her blush.

"Okay then." Rito and Haruna walked over to the wheel and went on. They went around and around, whenever they reached the top they would watch together as if the world were smaller than it was. Once they both reached over to see the edge and their hands brushed against each other and they both blushed. 'This is my chance!' Rito thought "Um, Sairenji-" and of course the interruption! They just reached the bottom and the cart burst open as some thugs jumped in while another cart was empty.

"Get out brats." The leader said

Rito hated being interrupted like this and they had crossed the line "No." he said acting way out of character.

"What did ya say ta me?" the lead asked

"I said no." Rito, although he didn't have his extra strength still knew how to fight so he could fend off weak enemies like humans. "Why do you even want to be on here?"

The gang shrugged "We just want to pick on you." One said but shut up as the lead glared at them.

"We just do." They said (is the lead a boy or a girl? I feel like professor Oak!) "So move!" she tried to push Rito but he used OOC ninja moves and the lead was on the ground in seconds.

Haruna gasped and Rito sat down as the cart started moving again. Thugs? More like pugs. The rest of the evening continued normally and Rito and Haruna got a little closer to each other. When they touched they wouldn't blush as much anymore but pause a little instead. Rito went home feeling cheerful and happy but sadly this did not last as he saw his mother brutally measuring Momo and Nana's sizes.

"W-what are you doing mother!?" he yelled and the woman stopped and got off the girls

"Whoops! Sorry, I just went into work mode." She said then smiled at the two who seemed to be blushing. Then she paused and then leapt at Rito to hug him. "You are okay!"

Rito gripped the arms that were chocking him to death. "I-I c-can't breathe!" he gasped. Ringo let go and he sucked in lungfuls of air. "Why are you here mother?" He asked

"Because I wanted to see my only son he was in a coma." She smiled at him.

"Well if you are already here then why not stay for dinner?" He asked

"That would be nice but I don't want to be a burden on Mikan." She said "and I told my boss that I would leave as soon as possible."

"Oh, okay then." Rito looked at Nana and Momo who had their blushes gone but they were still looking at Ringo, slightly aggressively. "Does that mean you are leaving now?" he asked

"Sadly yes I was only able to visit until I saw you or I wasn't able to visit at all." Then Ringo's expression changed "Do you know who did that to you?" she asked gravely

Rito looked over to Momo and Nana to see why she didn't know but the two just shook their heads "Um no I was just randomly assaulted." He lied

"Okay then." Ringo gave her goodbyes and left the house.

"Why was I not able to tell her?" Rito asked the twins

Nana answered "She said she would give them the same fate they gave you." Rito shivered when he heard that.

"So we don't tell her." He said.

"Dinner time you three." Mikan said. Everyone sat down at the table and ate.

Although it felt like just yesterday that he ate he felt like all the food was heaven and he couldn't stop eating. After he tore through everything in the house everyone had lost their appetites so he at their food as well.

After dinner Mikan went to have a bath but forgot to tell anyone. Rito then smelled himself and realised he was dirty so he went in as well. He walked in and saw Mikan naked in the bathtub and he blushed. Mikan did as well but she just sunk deeper into the tub so that he couldn't see anything other than her face.

"Why are you in here?" She asked

"I-I-I-I I am sorry!" he turned and dashed out quickly

Mikan sighed "I don't really mind…" she said to herself while blushing then she settled again and sighed.

Everyone then went to bed for nap times.

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Woof, woof I'm a frog!

In the morning Momo woke up and realised that she had forgotten to sneak into Rito's bed. She sighed and got ready for school. She ate and looked at Rito whom she had been infatuated with since the near beginning. When she went to school she was surrounded by the VMC who went with the same formation they do every day and they started singing the 'Momo theme song' to her which she found extremely annoying. She went to class and did work (Pfft. Who does work in class? ...Me) and then she left and escaped before the VMC could find her again. This was her normal school day. After the last class she went home with Rito, Lala and Nana. Lala was clasped onto one of Rito's arms and Momo and Nana were walking a little behind.

"I don't get it. Why does big sis hug him so much?" Nana asked

"If you want you can hug the other arm." Momo said

"No thank you." Nana blushed a little but Momo took in the fact that she didn't deny the fact that she would have wanted to.

When they got home Momo went to her room and started playing some eroge games. She then stopped and went onto her bed where she wondered about the harem plan. 'I wonder how I'm going to get Haruna-san to agree or at least admit that she likes Rito-san.' Then Nana burst into the room.

"Momo I have some news!" she yelled

"You forgot to knock again." Momo said angrily

"Not important right now. Mother is wondering about how good Rito is for big sis! She's coming to earth to see him!"

"What? Mother?" Momo gasped

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No matter what happens I try to be in sync with the manga. This chapter was mostly Haruna and Rito I think but also me sticking to the manga a bit with the mother coming to earth and all. Hope you enjoyed!

Don't forget to duck, signed MythMaster564