Hello! To person who reviewed and said you can't wait to see the Gid's wife: I have 2 interpretations of that. 1. You can't wait for the manga to show her in which case I fully agree or 2. You can't wait for me to show her in which case sorry but I can't until the manga does. Sorry if I disappointed you! ENJOY!
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It had been… uh, about one or two days since Nana told Momo about the mother thing. (in any case it's an 'attempt at IC' [in character] day.) The household knew and the only one who overreacted was Rito who was shouting a lot out of nervousness. Mikan's reaction was something along the lines of 'that's cool' and Lala's was happy and smiling as always.
When Rito went to school next day he was nervous. He was never told when she would arrive but he knew it would be soon. When he walked into the room Saruyama walked up to him and they started talking. Saruyama was unable to keep off the topic of girls and women and ended up with a small dent in the side of his head.
When class started Rito was paying attention but his mind drifted to what Lala's mother may look like. She was supposed to be the most beautiful woman in the universe so would that mean her chest is- Rito blushed like a tomato 'what has Momo done to me?' he wondered
Sadly for him when he left the room he expected the doorway to be empty but it was not and instead filled up by a Yami. He bumped into her and they both tumbled with Rito landing on top and his fingers stuck in Yami's panties while his knee was on her chest. The girl got angry and pushed him off before stuffing a taiyaki in his mouth and glaring. "Yuuki Rito if you do that again you will be reinstated as my target." She walked away with people avoiding her though still stealing the occasional glance and punch of hair to the face.
Rito started chocking on the taiyaki and was barely able to swallow it before he ended up dead. He walked around a corner, still dazed and bumped into someone and knocked them over. Sadly Saki did not appreciate this gesture, especially since he had his nose under her underwear somehow. Neither Rin nor Aya agreed with it either and since none of them did Rito ended up with his head through the wall to the girls changing rooms. To our beloved friend Yuuki Rito we wish you the best in which ever plane of existence the dead move to. You know unless you somehow survive the onslaught of punches and brutal death stuff… which you did… HOW?! (This was originally a manga) oh yeah…
Rito was knocked back through the wall and onto the ground at the feet of Yui who he accidentally looked up the skirt of. She picked him up and let out some kind of growl before throwing him into the wall of the guys changing room and into the view of one guys genitals. He pulled out quickly and ran off. The rest of his day would no doubt be worse.
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Wow, that was some Rito beating. But a guy? Seriously?
Rito, at lunch, walked around and talked to his friends. When he came into contact with the VMC looking for Momo he ducked in case they attacked him but nothing happened. When he looked up he saw the people looking at him with disgust. "Why are you not chasing me?" Rito asked confused
"We know someone like you would leave Momo-sama alone." One said
"Someone like me…?" Rito wondered then Saruyama bolted over and looked Rito dead in the eyes
"Now I know why you don't care if three super cute girls live in your house!" He yelled
"W-what are you talking about Saruyama?" Rito took a step back
"You know what I mean!" he had a few tears well up at the corners of his eyes "If you don't like them then give them to me!"
"What?" Rito was completely confused
"I thought you like Haruna-chan!" Saruyama froze then a wide smile spread across his face "If you don't like them then I can have them!" he said then ran off.
"What is up with everyone?" Rito shrugged then walked off. He spoke to some of his friends but most brushed him off for some reason. In the end Rito went to Mikado's office to talk to someone and saw Oshizu who was just as cheerful as ever. He smiled at her and she smiled back.
Then she tilted her head "Yuuki-kun, why are people calling you happy?" she asked
Rito was completely and utterly confused once again. "What do you mean?" he asked
"I do not know what they mean." She said
"Allow me to explain." Mikado said and stepped out of the… shadows? "You seem to have something about you that has spread quickly." She said
"A disease?!" Rito shouted as a guess
"No, a rumour." She said and she looked him right in the face. "Possibly one of the worst in this country."
"What is it about?" He asked.
"A taboo." She said then paused "Yuuki-kun people believe you are homosexual." The words hit him like an arrow.
"W-wha-why-who?" He stuttered while blushing
"They say you were caught peeking on people in the boys changing rooms." She said
Rito then drifted to the memory 'mother is coming to earth soon to see if Rito is worthy of us. Don't worry she is very kind.' Nana's words floated through Rito's head and echoed inside it. Glass shattered and Rito stood there petrified.
"Yuuki-kun, I have gained information that the queen is coming to earth to 'observe' you." Mikado said "Therefore if you are deemed badly by the queen the king will get aggravated and might just destroy the planet." Rito quivered "Since I am rather enjoying my time on this planet I will help to get rid of this rumour."
"H-how?" Rito asked
"That is going to be the least comfortable part for you." Mikado said "Since almost no girl wants to be near you Yuuki-kun you will have to do this with me." She winked suggestively at that part and Rito blushed before she moved on. "You will have to either kiss me or commit intentional acts of perversity." Rito let the words sink in for a moment.
Then he dropped to the floor unconscious.
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…oh
Rito had a few nightmares while unconscious. The first was about Haruna. He was walking next to her and then he worked up the courage to confess and when he did he closed his eyes. When he opened them again Saruyama was in front of him, laughing and shouting: 'Homo! Homo!' the second one was him and Mikado on a park bench. Rito was kissing her and rubbing her chest while her hand was on his genitalia. The final one was the queen who was identical to Lala coming to earth and seeing him. She held out a piece of paper that said 'disapproved' and she flew off then Gid appeared and everything blew up.
Rito woke up with a startled face when the explosion happened and he jumped under the bed until he realised that it was a dream and he looked out from underneath. He saw Mikado, Oshizu and Saruyama standing there looking down at him.
"What are you doing?" Saruyama asked
"…" Rito didn't find the right words to answer with
"I think he had a nightmare." Oshizu said
"Yeah right, I bet he just wanted to look up my pants." Saruyama said as if he was trying to be annoyed. (He really didn't believe Rito was gay!)
"Actually Saruyama-senpai that is very likely." A voice said from under the bed
"Senpai? Rito is there something wrong with you?" the black haired pervert asked
"That wasn't me." The less perverted boy said.
Mea slid up next to Rito from underneath the bed and hugged him. "It was me!" she chirped. "I was bored so I decided to walk around and I learnt that senpai was having trouble so I wanted to join in. I saw his nightmares." She smiled
"M-Mea aren't you supposed to be Nemesis's servant today?" Rito asked cautiously
"Yes I am but Master is busy trying to fight herself." She said
"Herself?" Mikado asked
"With personality thingy Master is now split between wanting the universe to be owned by weapons and hoping that she can get through school fine." Mea said
"Somehow this sounds way more intelligent that anything Mea could have ever said" a voice rung from above "Sorry."
"So why is she fighting?" Oshizu asked "I thought peace was better?"
"I think what she's saying Oshizu-chan is that one part wants peace while the other doesn't." Mikado explained.
"Oh." Oshizu said.
Rito looked at everyone and got out from under the bed and sat on top again "What is happening right now?" He wondered
"We drifted off topic." Mikado said (if people start getting OOC sorry, I just forgot something and I'm nervous.) "We were just telling Saruyama here how the rumour was fake."
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Things need to happen!
Rito got out of the infirmary and went to class. He sat down and looked at the teacher while he drew on the board. The teacher however had heard the rumour as well so he took notice of Rito looking at him and took it as perverseness rather than trying to listen to the lesson so he was kicked out of class and had to sit in the hall. He did and watched other people walk by for toilet breaks as he sighed.
Today was one of the worst days of his life. Even Yami was turning when she saw him. And she was meant to be in character! Rito looked around and all the girls ignored him while the guys took his looking like Nana would have taken staring at her chest. Some even went to punch him in the face but he dodged. Because ninja. (He is not ninja.) Haruna walked past at one point and Rito looked at her but she blushed and practically ran away. Rito had anime tears running down his face then noticed a shadow looming over him. He looked up and saw Yui.
"Yuuki-kun… sorry." She said
Rito blinked "What?" He asked
"I-I said sorry!" she repeated "It was my fault that you had this rumour place on you."
"D-don't worry about it." he blushed a little and some people noticed this. They began to wonder whether the rumour was true or not.
When Mikado appeared out of nowhere and 'tripped' and fell on Rito ending with him suffocating in her. She got off and he got up blushing furiously and Yui was glaring at Mikado. But kept quiet. Little by little the rumour seemed to go down and fewer and fewer people looked at him strangely. Saruyama helped it go down as did Yui and Mikado and at the end of the day only a few people still believed it, not including any of his friends who were all talking to him again.
He got home and walked into the lounge room before sitting down and yawning. Mikan looked at him. "When are you taking a bath today Rito?" she asked "I could wash your back again you know. It's to keep Momo-san out after all." When he didn't respond she spoke again "Hey are you listening?"
'I got more things to worry about now.' He thought with a worried face.
"Ritoo!" Lala called then ran down the stairs "Why were people calling you a strange name?" she asked
"A strange name?" Mikan asked
"It was guy or something." She out a finger in her chin
"Let me make it simple Mikan-dono." Peke said "People are calling Rito a homosexual."
"…Why?" Mikan asked, looking at older brother.
"After being pushed around enough one person eventually pushed him through the wall and it happened that the wall split the hall from the boys changing room." Peke explained
Mikan strangely then sighed "Never mind, I'll just go make dinner" she went into the kitchen and started cooking while Rito got off the couch and got out his phone.
'Who should I call?' he wondered. He thought about Haruna but then bushed and decided that she would cal him a pervert and hang up (she wouldn't!) so he wondered about Saruyama but then realised that wouldn't help with the rumour. Suddenly his phone rung and it turned out to be Run.
He answered and put the phone to his ear. "Hello Run." He said
"Hi Rito-kun!" a different voice said
"Kyouko-san?" he asked
"Yes!" she cheered from the other end of the line "Run is not here right now but she asked me to call you for her and ask how you're doing."
'That's right run was on tour today so she doesn't know about the rumour!' he pretended it was fine "School was great." He lied "I had lots of fun. How is the tour?"
"It's brilliant!" she exclaimed "singing and dancing with Run is really fun!"
"That's great." Rito said
Kyouko was half happy that Rito was asking her how she was yet half unsure because he was meant to be Run's prince but if they go along with the harem… she shouted "No!"
Rito blinked. "No it's not great?" he asked
Kyouko blushed "No, sorry I was just thinking about something." She said.
"Okay?" Rito said unsurely.
"DINNER!" Mikan shouted
"Sorry I have to go." Rito said
"Bye." The two hung up and Rito went down stairs to where Mikan was with the food.
He went up to get Lala who got him stuck in I giant metal whale replica. He got out and went to Nana who threw a book at him before walking out of the room. He then went into Momo's room and she quickly turned off her computer before he could see. They all went down and ate.
After the food Rito went to the living room and played some games before trying and failing to sleep. He got up and went down for a drink. When he went back to his room the door locked behind him and he was pushed down by Nemesis. "Hello my servant." She said
"I-I'm not your servant!" he shouted quietly.
Nemesis looked at him coldly "Really?" she used her hair to rub him while he struggled
"Nemesis get off him!" a voice said from the shadows. They looked to see Momo stepping in through the window.
"Why should I? Unless you want him all to yourself…" Nemesis teased
"what I do doesn't matter" Momo said "Don't play with Rito-san."
The sarcophagus opened and Cal stepped out looking annoyed "Quiet it down will you? Geez" he went back and the other three paused.
Then the window banged shut and iron bars passed over it. Same with the door. "Are we now stuck in this room?" Rito asked
In the living room I was sitting on the couch with a remote in my hand while laughing evilly. "Fear my power!"
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:P that was the chapter. Just something I would like to say, I am not a homophobe nor am I a homosexual myself. I don't really have an opinion on the matter. Hope you enjoyed!
Don't forget to duck, signed MythMaster564