I have no excuse for my carelessness and selfishness for not updating and when I do i bring you this short piece of crap?! Truly I am sorry so il update with a non half assed chapter on the weekend or earlier

Why?
Lucy POV

Recording

"Okay Grandeeney you ready" Lucy called

"Yep lets get this show on the road" Grandeeney called back "okay Wendy if you're watching this I'm extremely disappointed in the way you have treated lucy, you have not only physically scarred her but also mentally even though she's probably stronger than all earth lands dragons slayers combined she was too scared to go back to the guild for fear of death at the hands of you and her so called nakama" Grandeeney said leaving Wendy crying her eyes out calling out to Carla even though her and the exceeds had gone on a mission with alzack and the others.

"Oh yes natsu I've got one for you too though its not as long as Wendy's" I said cheerily

Recording
"Natsu Dragneel. When I gave you your name it was supposed to mean he who burns for love, but at this point I'm starting to wish I named you a giant douche cos that's how you've been acting lately I'm extremely disappointed in you and as of now YOU. ARE. NO. SON. OF MINE" Igneel boomed with tears silently streaming down Natsu's face

"D'ya have one for me blondie-eh Lucy"

"No I left all the rest in the spirit world, with Virgo oh and I was thinking of having you call me by the name I just thought of maybe Tempest Dawn yeah Tempest Dawn sounds great...anyway what were we talking about" naturally I knew I just wanted to see if they'd take their chance to question me

"Yeah where did you get those recordings?" Natsu asked

"Well when I went to my estate to train with my mothers equipment I found that the dragons and gods had taken up residence in my house so I trained with Chaotica and whenever I wasn't training I'd talk or mess around with the dragons and they're new slayers...yeah well master I need you to remove my guild mark and actually remove this time your old disappearing trick won't work on me old man you're just lucky I didn't come here earlier, I'm not coming back and that's something you're just going to have to deal with"

"Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh" Erza yelled all of a sudden she came flying at me in her black wing armour I ducked quickly having sensed her movements she missed me and flew straight into a wall effectively knocking herself out.

"So I guess Erza became just as stupid as the rest of you...shame that is any way master remove it now!" I commanded

again I am sorry for the shitty chapter the poll is still up vote or jello man3 will choose wether you like it or not and I'm thinking of making this story about twenty chapters or so part of trilogy with maximum ride and the hunger games in it too. Tell me what you think