Valentines Day

Valentines day special! ...At the end of July. Misaki Haninozuka and SayMrrp wanted Prussia, so after finally watching Hetalia Beautiful World I came up with the idea for a Valentines chapter with BTT. The actual Valentines special episode is mentioned like it already happened, but time-zones.

It was Valentines day at Hogwarts, however because of Umbridge's education decree number one thousand and something, that meant that boys and girls couldn't be within eight inches of each other. Of course, this made some people's Valentines day was a bit rotten, but nobodies day was as bad as Professor Kirkland's.

It didn't take long for the Golden Trio to figure this out, they didn't even make it to breakfast before the three students heard some familiar shouting.
"What are you bloody gits doing here?" An angry shout that Harry recognised as Professor Kirkland sounded.
"Spreading the amour, mon ami. What else." A voice with a familiar French accent said.
"I know that, but why do you have to bother me?" The Professor asked.
"Oh please." Another voice said with a German accent. "We do this every year, you can't say you weren't expecting us."
"Besides." Said a Spanish voice. "I think deep down inside you love our company amigo."
"Like hell I do. You may not like to hear this, but I've been busy. Believe it or not, not all of my thoughts revolve around you three." Professor Kirkland replied with a growl.

The Golden Trio rounded the corner to see their DADA teacher talking to three men around his age. Two they recognised as Antonio and Francis, the identity of the German albino however, they did not know.
The four men must not have seen the three Gryffindors as they continued the conversation.
"Fine then." Francis continued. "But just because you're being a stick in the mud doesn't mean everyone else is."
"Ja," The German butted in. "Did you hear what West did?" Not waiting for a response he continued anyway. "He took Feli out to dinner, gave him flowers and ... a ring."
"What?!"
"Si, he even got it shaped like a tomate. 'Course that's more Lovi's thing but still." Antonio added.
"What did Lovino do when he found out?" Professor Kirkland asked, seemingly interested in the topic.
"He doesn't exactly know." The Spaniard replied, trailing off.
"Kesesese!" The albino laughed, very strangely indeed. "It was hilarious. 'Turns out West was just confused and made it a mistake. He told me not to tell anyone though. Don't look at me like that, I didn't tell that many people. Just you three... and Roddy, and Lizzie... Alfred and Mathias.

Professor Kirkland got interrupted from the conversation (and his scowl), when he finally noticed the Golden Trio.
"Ah, Mr Potter, Mr Weasley, Miss Granger. How are you?" The Professor asked, clearly trying to change the subject that his 'friends' were talking about.
"Good, thanks for asking Professor." Hermione answered. "How about you, Antonio, Francis and..."
"The awesome Gilbert." The German answered.
"I'm magnifique, mon petit chou." The Frenchman replied, once again kissing Hermione's hand.
"Francis! Stop flirting with my students." Professor Kirkland shouted at the long-haired blonde.
After the 'introduction' Hermione turned back to Professor Kirkland. "Are you spending today with anyone Professor?" She asked being the nosy person she was.
The Brit didn't have any time to respond to Hermione's question as the three other men burst into their weird laughs.
"Honhonhonhon!"
"Kesesesesesese!"
"Fusosososososo!"

"What do you mean by that you twats?!" The clearly offended Professor shouted.
"Of come on mon ami, when was the last time you went on a date? Woman or man." Francis said, still laughing.
"It was probably with Elizabeth." Gilbert added, whipping tears from his eyes.
"Oi! I'll have you know that me and Beth were married."
"No," Antonio contradicted Professor Kirkland. "You say you're married, but there was no wedding, and no ring."
"The wedding was her Coronation!" The Professor exclaimed. "She was married to her country!"
"If you say so dude." Gilbert said, the disbelief evident in his voice.
By the looks of it Professor Kirkland had forgotten a while ago that the students were even there, so the Golden Trio decided to just leave the men to it and head to breakfast. The argument was quickly turning into a fight and Harry did not want to be apart of it.
"Take that back you French frog!"

The Elizabeth that is mentioned is Queen Elizabeth I, I don't really ship the Nations together but I do like the idea of the countries and the rulers, plus Elizabeth did say she was married to her country.
Hope you enjoyed. I'm thinking of doing a Halloween special (again in July or August), so leave in a review which characters you want in it. Hogwarts students or Nations I don't mind. I might end up doing a DA thing.