Ben 10 Alien Force belongs to Man of Action.
D'Void, formerly known as Doctor Animo, geneticist reject and all around intolerably obnoxious piece of work, wandered the Null Void with a very confusing baby in his arms.
"Oh, Logic Destroyer, you complete me," he said to the drooling, smelly, yet somehow sickeningly adorable monstrosity within the crook of his arm. The thing burbled and mewled at him. It chewed hungrily upon the severed arm bones of a previous breakfast meal. "I had no idea how empty and miserable my life was until you showed up. You are truly my little miracle."
Logic Destroyer puked a stream of blood and bile into his face before giggling innocently. She resumed her meal.
"Daddy's little princess!" D'Void sobbed happily. "But we need to find you some clothes before somebody around here labels me a pedophile." Conveniently for them both, here was a Null Babies R Us about a mile away in the distance. D'Void flew towards it. "You'd look wonderful in a sparkly pink onesie."
He went in and selected a cute one that said I'm Gonna Grow Up To Like It Doggy Style in pink and purple glitter, then killed the clerk so he didn't have to pay. He dressed his daughter in the onesie. He carried her back out into the cold, cruel world, where the rebels began shooting at him with their horrid lasers and guns.
V'Void growled with annoyance. "Damn it! I can't raise my freakish half-human, half-Null Guardian daughter in this kind of environment!"
"Die, D'Void!" a random rebel shouted. "You will suffer for enslaving the inhabitants of the Null Void and forcing us all to pay ridiculously high taxes on snack foods and bottled water! You big jerk!"
"Fuck off, losers," D'Void shouted. He flew away before lasers eventually contacted his butt. "Aaaaaugh!" He kept on flying as the seat of his pants began to smoke. He landed near a darkened cave and entered it. "We'll wait here until it's safe, then go back to my citadel. Those slaves better not have been slacking off."
Logic Destroyer cooed and curled her fingers into his arm before biting into it.
"OW!" D'Void yelled. "I take it you're hungry again, my dear daughter." He looked around for something to feed his hellspawn. He found little in the ways of food beyond various large alien bugs and rodents. "These will have to do for now," he said.
He picked up a few bugs and stuffed them into his daughter's gaping mouth. She chewed them hungrily. She burped after swallowing the mashed critters.
"Aww, aren't you just the cutest?"D'Void cooed. She puked more rank bile into D'Void's face. "Oh, it burns a little," he noted. He quickly wiped it away before it messed up his ridiculously handsome visage.
D'Void put his hand over his mouth and yawned.
"I'm suddenly tired. Perhaps a little rest will do me good." he laid down to rest. "Okay now, Logic Destroyer. You be quiet and take a nap along with Daddy," he said. He closed his eyes.
15 minutes later, he woke. Everything was on fire.
"Well, fuck," D'Void said. He sad up and looked around. "Is it the rebels trying to smoke me out?"
No, Logic Destroyer had set everything on fire with her newfound energy breath.
D'Void gasped. "Look at you!" he exclaimed. He watched his kin barf up huge beams of burning red energy, left and right while giggling like a fiend. He ran to her and scooped her up in his arms. He nuzzled her. "You're going to kill a lot of people for Daddy! Yes you are. Yes you are!"
She fired the beam in his face.
"Ow. That's going to leave a mark."
Parenting is hard. Yet so delightfully wacky! Right?
Sigh.
(TBC)