Disclaimer: I am afraid that I do not own Sailor Moon. I do, however, own some of the hilarious situations that they get themselves into. Read and enjoy!

Oh yeah, and don't worry: there's plenty more to come!

The Sailor Senshi Rise Again:

Chapter 5: Awkward Questions and The Fall: Version 2

The girls appeared in the dorm a few minutes later, with Makoto and Minako panting heavily.

"Why did we carry Usagi AND the wheelchair up the stairs again?" Minako panted, clutching her side.

"Faster," Makoto answered, also panting.

All of the girls ran into Haruka and Michiru's room. Running into the kitchen, they saw Michiru still cradling Haruka. Michiru looked both shocked and slightly annoyed. "What's with the huge crowd? What happened to just Hotaru?"

"Well, you didn't say 'just Hotaru.'" Setsuna laughed uneasily.

"Don't worry, Michiru," Ami assured her. "We're here to help."

Michiru sighed loudly. Then she said in an anguished voice, "I don't know what to do. These paper towels and ice don't seem to be helping!"

"Don't worry, Michiru," Makoto assured. Michiru looked up at her. "Haruka's tough. She beat me in a fight, remember? She's been in more battles than we can count. I mean come on, she's DIED! TWICE! This is nothing."

Michiru nodded, and then gave a small smile. "I guess you're right."

Just then, everyone heard sirens. Hotaru ran over to the window and saw the ambulance. "They're here! They're here!"

"Good, now she'll finally get some help. Although the person on the phone wasn't too helpful…" Setsuna trailed off, concerned.

"Don't worry. We'll make sure that Haruka gets help. My mom works at the hospital, and she's very capable," Ami said.

"I can understand the ice for her head, but why for her butt?" Minako asked, peering.

"She bruised her butt when Usagi's father pushed her to the ground," Michiru said matter-of-factly.

Everyone glared at Usagi, and Rei said, "So this is YOUR fault? Why does everything always come back to YOU?" She flicked Usagi on the head.

Usagi attempted to flick Rei back, but Rei simply walked out of her range. Usagi started to cry.

"Guys," Makoto said, "no fighting. Let's focus on helping Haruka. Blaming each other won't help her now."

"But who put the ice under… there?" Minako asked again.

"I did," Michiru said.

"Isn't that kinda awkward…?"

"Why does everyone ask that?" Michiru yelled in frustration.

Just then, two paramedics burst into the room carrying a stretcher. "Who's injured? Who needs help?" they asked, looking around frantically.

All of the Senshi just stared at them, unbelieving.

The paramedics pointed at Rei. "Does she need help?"

They all continued to stare. "No," Michiru said in a forced calm. "But why don't you keep guessing?"

"You," they said, pointing at Michiru. "You need help. We see blood all over you."

"No!" Hotaru shouted. "How about the one Michiru's holding? The person that's ACTUALLY bleeding!"

The paramedics were quiet for a moment. "Oh yeah," they said. "It could be her."

"Ya think?" Rei asked sarcastically.

The paramedics carefully slid Haruka onto the stretcher, keeping the paper towels around her head, and the ice under her head and butt. "Why is there ice under her butt?" One paramedic asked.

"Her butt was bruised," Usagi said.

"How…?"

"NEVERMIND!" Michiru shouted. Everyone looked at her. "Can we please just get Haruka to the hospital, NOW?"

"Of course, ma'am. Let's go."

Everyone ran out into the hall, and the paramedics started to descend with Haruka. One tripped, and sent Haruka flying down the stairs. She bounced and rolled down each step, finally landing with a dull clunk at the bottom. Michiru ran up to the paramedics and shoved them down the stairs. They fell in a similar pattern, only they groaned when they reached the bottom.

"Michiru!" The Senshi cried in exasperation. "Now it's gonna take even longer to get there!" Michiru said nothing, only glared down at the paramedics. Then, she suddenly pushed Usagi down the stairs. Usagi screamed as she fell, landing on top of the huge pileup at the bottom of the stairs. When everyone looked at her, Michiru said, "Come on. It's not like you guys didn't enjoy that. Besides, it was faster." Everyone laughed as they descended the stairs.

"That was MEAN!" Usagi pouted as the Senshi helped put her in her wheelchair.

"You better not go telling your dad on us. I am NOT going through all of this again!" Michiru screamed. Usagi remained silent.

Once the Senshi had helped the paramedics with Haruka, the woman at the counter spoke up. "Hey guys," she said. They all looked at her. "You're with the ambulance, right?"

"Yes ma'am," the paramedics said.

"Well, it just left," she said.

"WHAT?" They all screamed. "WHEN?"

"About five minutes ago," the woman replied. Then she put her headphones back on, and turned up the music so she couldn't hear them.

Everyone stared at one another for a moment, and then Michiru said, "We'll just have to run for it."

"The nearest hospital is 60 blocks away!" Ami shouted. She looked at Haruka who was already as pale as a ghost. "We'll never make it in time."

"We will if we run, NOW." Makoto rushed out the door. Everyone followed.