The cast follows Chris to the fire pit.
"Here, is where the eliminations will take place, if you do not receive a smore of deliciousness, you will walk to the dock of shame, and you will never ever come back... ever!" Chris said dramatically, all of the campers looked left and right.
"Hey D-Chris?" Madison said raising her hand. "This tour is great and all, but what teams are we all going to be on?"
"Excellent question Madison! But...I will tell you when I feel like it!" There is a short pause. "Now, I feel like it!" Ok if I call your names step over to the right, Madison, D, Giovanne, Neyla, Vincent, Cobi, Jennifer, Deylanie, Scott, Luke, Poppy and William." The teens walk towards the right, and Chris gives Madison a banner. "You guys are now the screeching Hawks!"
"Suprisingly, not a lame ass name." Neyla said, and got a few chuckles out of some.
"Yea yea whatever." Chris then points to the others.
"That means, the rest of you loosers are team two." Chris throws the banner and Danny catches it.
"Ugh, I don't want this piece of shit!" Sami grabs it from him.
"You're such a drama king Danny boy." Danny smirks.
"We've been here thirty minutes and you're already giving me a pet name? You must really want me sweetheart." Sami's cheeks flushed with color.
"Oh yea, because you are just so irresistible." Danny smirks at her, which she returns.
"Ok! Back to me here! Geeze! Anyways, you guys are the Sniping Vipers."
"Damn, these are such violent names!" Cobi says, and Prima nods in agreement.
"Agreed sister!"
"Hey!" Neyla says, pointing at Cobi. "She's on the other team! That's, like, treason!"
"Hey come on, we're all here for the same goal, when challenge time comes we're all enemies in this game, Neyla, so while there isn't a challenge, I see nothing wrong." Madison says speaking up.
"Madison's right." D says, and Madison smiles. Neyla on the other hand, scowls.
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"Ok, I thought that Madison might be ok, but now I'm not for sure." Neyla says blowing her hair out of her face. "I'm going to have to keep my cool around her, because she does look like a strong competitor."
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Neyla shakes off the scowl. "Yea...I guess you're right Maddie, are we cool?" She asks Cobi, and Cobi smiles.
"No harm done, we're good."
"And over there is the ca-" Chris looks over at everyone. "Are any of you even paying attention?!" There are murmers of "yeas" and "sures. But Hunter made this comment.
"Come on Chris, we've all seen every episode ever made, we know everything already."
"Oh really?" Chris says.
"Yep!" Hunter said confidently.
"Ok good! Well over there is the Hawk's cabins, right girls, left guys. Same for you Vipers. Go get settled in and meet me in the lunch tent in thirty minutes!" The teens go to their respected areas.
-In the Hawk's girls' cabin-
"I get top!" Neyla says, throwing her things on one of the top bunks.
"Who died and said you can have a top bunk?" Deylanie said crossing her arms.
"Uh, I just want one, duh." Neyla said with a smirk on her face. Madison and Jennifer looked at each other and shook their heads, getting on the bottom bunks. Jennifer whispered to Madison, "This...is going to be a long Summer." Madison giggles and puts her pillows on the bed.
After thirty minutes of everyone getting their things together, they went into the tent. Dominic and Vincent are already sitting at one table.
"I'm telling you, Captain Magma could beat Green Junker in a millisecond!" Vincent argued with Dominic.
"Uh uh, that's why he was picked to be in the Vurgis League, oh wait...that was Green Junker...my bad." They continue their bickering, as the others get their food.
"Chef, my plate is splattered! I can't eat this! It's not in order!" Scott said, Chef just stared at him.
"You kidding me? You would have never made it in the army...now... sit your ass down!" Chef yelled in his face, Scott retreated to a table.
"Next!" Chef said, and he splattered down whatever this greenish brown stuff is on the trays.
"I think mine just moved." Sami said, poking at the 'food'." Poppy, who was sitting by her, took a bite and her face turned green. "Delicious..." Sami's eyes widened and pushed the tray away. "Yea...I think I'll starve." A knife flew across the room, and cut one single strand of hair of hers before hitting the wall, Chef glaring at her.
"Did I say starve?! Oh silly me I meant searve...this wonderful meal to my stomach!" She took a bite, and barely choked it down, then forces a smile. On the other side of the room, Marrie Anne and Chris Robertson are looking at the food.
"This smells worse than fresh manure on a dying field." Marrie Anne shudders. Chris smiles.
"More like a dead cow in the middle of Summer." Madison, D, and Jennifer look at each other.
"Yea...what y'all said." D nodded his head. There was a 'Ting!" heard, and it was Chris entering the tent.
"So! How is our meals today?!" The room fell silent. "I thought so! So who is ready for the first challenge!?" Not even a cricket chirped.
"Awe come on! Today's challenge is a trivia one! You all got picked because we thought you guys were the next generation, Hell, could be better than the last generation! Plus, you all were so confident earlier you knew everything about this place, so I took it upon myself to see that for myself!" There were a few groans.
"Who said that anyways?!" Sami said annoyed. everyone's eyes fell on Hunter.
"Uh oh..." He sinks into his chair.
-At the lake-
"Alrighty! Here's how this is going to work. You all are going to be sitting in these dunk tanks! If you answer right, you will stay dry, answer wrong?" Chris hits the tank of where an inter was sitting on and falls in, getting shocked by electric eels. "Any questions?" everyone's hands raised up.
"No? Ok good! Get in place!" As Neyla sat down, she gulped.
"Ok! First question goes to...Neyla! Who were the final two in the first season and who won?"
"That's easy! It was Gwen and Owen, and Owen won."
"Correct! Now for the guy who gave me this idea in the first place, Hunter! In episode 14 of total drama island, who got eliminated?"
"Uh...let's see...episode 14 was "X-Treme Torture" I believe...so...Harold?" He falls into the water, and gets shocked.
"Wrong! Madison? Do you know the answer?"
"That, was a trick question. No one was eliminated."
"That is correct! And why Dominic?"
"It was the brunch of disgustingness."
After thirty minutes, only Madison, D, Danny, Sami, Neyla, and Dominic were left. There are three Hawks and three Vipers left.
"Ok you six, now one by one name me the order the original cast arrived in season one. For answering order, it's Madison, D, Danny, Sami, Neyla, Dominic. Go!"
"Beth"
"Uh...DJ! Yes!"
"Gwen"
"Geoff"
"Heather" Neyla screams as she falls into the water, she holds onto the side for dear life.
"It was Lindsay after Geoff."
"Back to Madison!"
"Alrighty...then it was Heather"
"D...uncan?"
"Noah" Danny falls into the lake water, and D chuckles. Sami laughs.
"It was Harold dumbass." Sami's chair wiggles and she falls into the water, and squeals when she gets shocked. Danny smirks.
"Guess not." Sami rolls her eyes.
"Whatever."
"Dominic, be careful with your answer, you're the last one on your team up."
"It was Tyler." He stays up.
"Harold." Madison stays up.
"B...Bridgette?" D falls in and curses.
"Alright! It's all down to Dominic and Madison. Go!
"Trent"
"Bridgette"
"Noah"
"LeShawna"
"Katie." There was a pause...and Dominic goes under!
"So close! Katie...and Sadie!" Chris says. "Madison wins!" "So, looks like the Vipers are going to vote someone off!"
-Later at the campfire ceremony-
"Your votes are in! When I call your name, come get your smore. Sami, Danny, Dominic, Chris, Eddie, Lucas, Prima, Viola, Savannah and Marrie Anne." There were only two left, Hunter and Shaun.
"One of you two guys are going home after one day on this island! You both got your first question wrong, and the one who will be staying with us tonight is...
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"Shaun." Shaun runs up happily, and Hunters head hangs low.
"Sorry man.." He gets into the boat, and it disappears in the darkness.
Sorry Hunter, someone had to go first :( Review!