Cat: Naruto with slight crossovers here and there
Title: Heir to the title of...
Rating: M
Pairing: Naruto X ? (Up for debate)
Summary: Uzumaki Naruto is the oldest child of Uzumaki Arashi and his wife Uzumaki Usagi and heir to the Uzumaki clan as a whole. His world is torn in two when his mother died helping his father seal one half of Kyubi into his new born sister and the other half into Uzumaki Menma. Will Naruto let his hate consume him or will he follow the path of that his parents believed in.
Zaara: Oh shit I think I need a vacation.
Saeko: Zaara-san are you putting me with Naruto-kun or not!
Tayuya: I can't wait to get Naruto (licks lips)
Killjoy: LOL! Look out naruto your being hunted
Saeko: Last I check Zaara said he was mine
Kushina: My son is not a toy for you two girls to fight over!
Zaara: You do know that your not his mother in this story right
Kushina: Details Details! He's still my baby boy!
Killjoy: Haha here we go in 3...2...1...
Human speech
human thought/Flashback/
Demon/Boss Speech/Jutsu
Demon/Boss thought
Incantation
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(Ninja Academy)
Namikaze-Uzumaki Tali sighed as her brother and his friends (namely Inuzuka Kiba) flirted with the little girls known as Ami and Ino. Tali herself had her own fan boys. But who could blame them as she was a beautiful girl at the age of 12. standing at a modest highest of 5'1" her curves had only started to develop, long strawberry blonde hair, that went down to her butt, purple eyes, wearing a white top,with orange trim, a black skirt, and thigh high black stockings, her shinobi sandals and around her neck was her headband. On her left thigh was a special case that her cousin gave to her. It was a case used for making seals.
Her brother was quite the stud if she dared to say so herself. He stood at 5'3" blonde hair with a few orange bangs, dark blue eyes and three whisker like marks on each cheek, wearing a black vest that was closed, white short sleeve shirt, blue pants, and sandals. His headband was wrapped like his fathers.
Tali sighed before laying down. She had been training with her older cousin in the art of sealing to reach her 4th level. She had been stuck on level 3 for over 2 years and it worried the clan elders that an Uzumaki was at such a low level of power. There was even talk among the clan about Naruto becoming the clan head if he accepted the arranged marriage between himself and her. Of course it wasn't going to happen.
Sure Naruto was kind and very handsome, but Tali didn't like Naruto like that and even if she did, he would never force her into an arranged marriage. Not if he could help it. Oh Tali know of her fathers goal to bring his name to the world and make it stick for all times. It's something she both wanted and didn't want as her father didn't earn the right to be clan head.
The door to the class opened and the Sensei's walked into the room. Umino Iruka and Sagara Mizuki. Iruka was kind while Mizuki was a tool. He always leered at the females and was always kissing up to Sasuke, Menma, and herself. He always seemed... dark. Not like how Naruto was dark in a good way. As Tali's mind drifted she found herself slipping into a past that was hers and her beloved cousins alone. Before she could drift off she heard the names of the teams getting called.
"Team 7 shall be Uchiha Sasuke, Misao Ami, and Shima Sai. Jonin sensei is Hatake Kakashi.
Team 8 will be Inuzuka Kiba, Aburame Shino, and Hyuuga Hinata, Jonin Sensei Yuhi Kurenai.
Team 10 will be Yamanaka Ino, Nara Shikamaru, and Akamichi Choji, Jonin Sensei Sarutobi Asuma
Team 11 will be Namikaze-Uzumaki Menma, Namikaze- Uzumaki Tali, and Uzumaki Tayuya, sensei Uzumaki Naruto.
"Your sensei's will be here to pick you up after lunch," said Iruka.
Tali gasped. "Naruto-sama is going to be my sensei!" thought Tali with a grin on her face at her luck.
(Tallest building in Konoha)
Naruto stood on the rooftop of the governing building that belonged to the Civilian part of the government. He looked over the village smiling. It had become quite rare for him to just relax and enjoy the view now adays. Konoha was part of him. He loved the gentle spring, and the warm summers... he wasn't to big a fan of winters though. The people were kind and while he was a professinal killer he could see the beauty in the world. The wind was blowing nicely today.
The wind picked up in a gust before settling down slightly. "I had no idea you had returned from your mission already Saeko-chan," said Naruto as a woman hung off his shoulders.
The woman was his old teammate, his first lover, and the 'Queen' of Blades. Saeko stood a 5'7" with an impressive bust of DD, long arms and longer legs that were attached to her shapely hips, her lips were a shiny pink which attracted many males to her, along with her long straight purple hair with the triangle fringe in the center, dark blue eyes that held a powerful darkness to them, she wore a black muscle shirt, a white jacket over that, a black skirt that was slit up the right leg showing the string of her thong, high heel battle boots, lace purple stockings, and finally a belt that held a katana.
"It's good to see you my King," whispered Saeko kissing Naruto's ear.
Naruto shivered knowing what she wanted. It wasn't hard to figure out that she sought him out for a long night in her bed. It wasn't uncommon for them to sleep together ever few weeks for 2 or 3 days to quince the thrust known as lust, but that was it. Outside of that they were just good friends.
"You may have to put a hold on it Saeko-chan," said Naruto.
Saeko frowned as she pulled away knowing that as much as she needed it and wanted it, she still had to play by the rules they both set before they started sleeping together. It was five simple rules to keep things straight between them with no hard feelings if one or the other decided to break it off.
No sleeping together if you had a boyfriend/girlfriend
No acting as a couple in public (Even though they liked to go out and eat together as just friends alone)
the other person didn't have to be there in the morning (they were ninja and had missions at all kinds of hours)
No sleeping together if they had a mission together
No saying the three words
Simple rules, but both knew that at times those three words could slip. After all they had been teammates for well over 12 years and lovers for 5 of those.
"What happened while I was gone? Did you get another girlfriend Naruto? I hope it wasn't that bitch Kurenaior her pet snake," said Saeko with a small glare.
Naruto chuckled at this. Saeko had a... dislike of the 'Ice Queen' for acting all high and mighty and her hate of men in general. Kurenai once made the mistake of calling Saeko a dick hopper for seeing her with Naruto one night (it was a simple Dinner) and a different man the next. What had followed was a battle that was almost legendary in the minds of males as the two women clawed, bit, and punched each other with little regared for their ninja skills. That had lead to Saeko being stationed at the North post near Iwa and Kurenai at the south for 7 months.
Naruto grabbed his friend and gave her a kiss on the lips that made her melt into his arms. Naruto pulled back and saw that her eyes had darkened with lust. "No. You know I would never date her. I'd rather not be tied down to her bed and raped by her friend. I have been given a genin team by Minato. I have to train my cousins," said Naruto.
Saeko nodded. She had been asked to be a sensei last year. Her team didn't make it past the first 6 minutes of the test. Of course this is more of a pissing match between Naruto and Minato. Ever since the death of the last clan head and Naruto's Father Arashi and his Mother usagi, Minato had angled himself into being clan head of the Uzumaki clan. Saeko and even Naruto himself wasn't fully aware of the details. With over half the clan dead and the Clan heir weakened after fighting the Kyubi then it seemed to only make sense that The husband of the young heiress Kushina would be running the clan. If they were any other clan Saeko might have bought it.
"How long before you pick them up?" asked Saeko hoping she had some time.
Kami smiled upon her this day.
Naruto gave her a smirk. "I have a little over three hours," said Naruto.
Saeko smirked before they vanished in a gust of wind. Naruto would be over 2 hours late to pick up his team.
(5 hours later)
She didn't know if she was going to kill the damn fan girl with purple hair or her cousin first, but if her brother didn't get there soon Tayuya was going to snap on someone. Tayuya being the oldest one in the room was the tallest at 5'4" long red hair that fell to the middle of her back, a red and black baseball cap over her signature black cap, she now wore a short sleeves red shirt, and a pair of tan pants that stopped just above the ankle.
"Oh Sasuke-kun your so cool!" yelled the purple haired chick.
Tayuya had a tick mark in her head. "OI! Purple haired bitch will you please shut the hell up! Some of us don't want to hear your annoying fucking voice every 30 seconds!" yelled Tayuya.
Ami frowned. "What are you even doing here you old hag? Shouldn't you be a Chunin? Or are you so weak that you couldn't make the cut?" asked Ami with a smirk
Tayuya reached for her dagger intending to skin the girl alive. "No. I was being trained by my brother for the last few years and he wouldn't allow me to join the academy or a team until he felt I was strong enough to not die on my first B ranked mission.
"Your brother must not be all that strong then," said Sasuke speaking for the first time.
The three Uzumaki looked at him as if he was crazy. "You don't know who Tayuya's brother is do you?" asked Menma looking at Sasuke like he was a fool for not knowing Naruto.
"And I should care because?" asked Sasuke.
"Good question Uchiha-san? I'll let you know when I have an answer," said Naruto standing at the door.
"You bastard! What kept you!" asked Tayuya getting in her brothers face. Only to be bopped on the head. "OW! WHAT THE HELL!?"
"Respect Tayuya-chan. Do I need to beat that lesson into your head again?" asked Naruto making Tayuya pale. Her brother was normally a kind man, but when it came to missions, Minato, or training people (namely her) he was quite a ruthless bastard.
"No brother. So what kept you anyway? It's not like you to be late," asked Tayuya crossing her arms in what she thought was an intimidating juster. To Naruto however it was just his little sister trying to look grown up.
"Saeko," said Naruto as if that one word would clear things up.
Tayuya looked at him. "Ahh. Saeko's back in town. I take that you had your usual 10 hour fuck fest?" asked Tayuya making all the kids even Sasuke blush.
"How can you be so vulger and in front of your brother no less!" yelled Ami blushing and thinking what would happen if she could get Sasuke into bed.
"I've said worse in his pressnce," said Tayuya glancing at the girl from the corner of her eye. "So how long did you two fuck anyway?"
"Arn't you going to repromaind her for such a foul mouth?" asked Ami.
If Naruto heard Ami he didn't bother to answer her. "Five hours this time little sister. She wouldn't allow me to leave unless I promised to come back later," said Naruto crossing his arms.
"You two need to stop fucking dancing around with just the grab ass you play and just get together," said Tayuya.
Naruto sighed as he called his team to follow him. "Were it so easy Tayuya, were it so easy," said Naruto. "Team 11 follow me to the roof. Oh by the way you three got about another hour before your sensei gets here. He has a reputation for being 3 hours late for everything,"
Sasuke cried hearing this knowing that the fan-girl was foing to irritate him for the next few hours.
(On the roof)
Naruto stood across from his seated students. "Alright introductions are in order," said Naruto.
Menma raised his brow. "Why? We already know each other! we cousins! And Uzumaki!" said Menma
Naruto sighed. "It's tradition. Even if we are blood-related and know each other well. My name is Uzumaki Naruto. My likes are my little sister, Saeko-chan, the clan, and fuinjutsu, my dislikes are the governing body of Konoha and Itachi Uchiha, my hobbies are gardening, playing the violin, and hanging out with Saeko-chan. My dream for the future is to become the clan head of the Uzumaki clan and have children of my own," said Naruto
Tayuya snorted. "If you stop fucking around and ask Saeko out then that dream would come true!" yelled Tayuya.
Naruto sighed before throwing out his right hand with his index and middle fingers together. "Uzumaki sealing style: Restrain!" said Naruto.
Tayuya's arms snapped behind her back locking them in place. "What the fuck! Let me out of this you limp dick bastard before I cut your fucking dick off and sell it as a dildo!" yelled Tayuya.
"You know why I did this Tayuya. You annoyed me. Besides you can break out by the time it's your turn. Menma if you will," said Naruto as Tayuya focused her power to break the restraint seal.
Menma grinned at this. "My name is Namikaze-Uzumaki Menma. My likes re My family, the clan, and my two favorite cousins. My dislikes are fan-girls, Sasuke-teme, and Kiba teme, My hobbies are sparing with Naruto-aniki and flirting with Ami and Ino, and my dream is to learn the Flying thunder god Jutsu and become a legend like my father," said Menma thrsuting his fist forward.
"A good dream to have and I promise to help you to the best of my abilities," said Naruto before nodding to Tali. "Tali-can if you please,"
Tali blushed. "My name is Namikaze-Uzumaki Tali. My likes are my family and the clan, my dislikes are the way Sasuke looks at me when were together, my hobby's are hanging around Tayuya-chan. My dream is... I don't really have a dream," said tali.
Naruto nodded and smiled at her. "Your still young. There is plenty of time for you to find your dream," said Naruto as The seal on Tayuya broke. "Finally free huh?" asked Naruto with a smirk.
Tayuya rubbed her arms as she glared at her brother. He had packed a hell of a lot of chakra into that seal, Even if it was his weakest one. Lucky for her that it was his standered punishment for her when she did something that annoyed him and had learned that the array was broken with an application of chakra and a counter seal, but that was to technical for her mind currently and she wanted to rest.
"My name is Uzumaki Tayuya. My likes ares my bastard of a brother," said Tayuya glaring at her older brother who smiled and waved. "My flute, and the Clan, my dislikes are prevs, and that bitch Kurenai and her little snake Anko. My hobbies are playing my flute and hanging with my brother. My dream is none of your fucking business,"
Naruto clapped. "All fine. Met me at training ground 23 tomorrow for your final test," said Naruto.
Menma looked at Naruto with shock. "What do you mean final test. We passed already," said Menma thiking of all the ass he was going to kick.
"That was for the Civilian council peace of mind. In truth, the Shinobi Council's and Hokage's requirements are much higher. If you can't pass you Jonin-sensei's test then your out on your ass or back in the academy," said Naruto staring at his students. "And that's not even the bad thing. Out of all the teams you only have a 33 percent chance of passing the Exam,"
Tayuya grit her teeth. "No way in hell did you train me for nearly 6 years only to hold me back now!" thought Tayuya
Menma glared at Naruto. "I refuse to let Kaa-san and Tou-san down," thought Menma
Tali gulped. "There's no way I can beat a jonin, not one like Naruto-sama anyway!" Thought Tali
"Get some rest you'll need it if you are to pass my test. After all what are three little Genin to a man with the title of King," said Naruto vanishing.
The three 'new' genin turned to each other.
"Well we're fucked," said Menma only to be hit by Tali. "What the fuck!" asked Menma only to be hit again by his sister.
"No swearing!" yelled Tali.
"Tayuya swears all the time and you don't hit her!" yelled Menma.
"Hey short-stack leave me out of this!" said Tayuya.
"Who you calling short you ugly fucking Amazon" yelled Menma only to get hit again. "Why the hell are you hitting me and Not her damn it!"
"Because she's not my brother Baka," said Tali putting her hands on her hips.
"That and I'm the only one who can say for sure how Naruto is going to fight and most likely beat us down," said Tayuya sighing and sitting down on the ground once more.
The twins looked at each other. "Lets hear it?" asked the tins at the same time.
Tayuya pulled out a pack of ciggretters. Thanks to the Uzumaki bloodline of vitality and health the nicotine in cigiretters wasn't going to effect her as it would a normal person. She would only get about 2 % of what a normal person got from smoking. Since she really didn't smoke all that much it was pretty safe for her. It took her about a month to get through one pack of 12.
Tayuya let the cig with just her chakra before she took a puff of her cig and looked at her cousins while blowing smoke though her nose. "well chibis lets see if we can do anything to beat my brother shall we," said Tayuya with a grin.
The twins couldn't help but grin as well.
(Saeko's apartment)
Saeko sat at her table with only a long sleeve white button up shirt, black lace thong and stocking on. In her right hand was a cup of tea. It was a lovely day in the village. Last night after she had come in from her long term mission and her body was satiated if only to a degree. Saeko knew that she was a blood-lust driven woman. 20 years of life told her that. Her sensei and teammates understood her and even helped her out. She was still afflicted by it.
Of course fighting often left her hot and bothered so normally she sought out her preferred partner is she wasn't in a relationship. She had only ever had 3 boyfriends and two of them sucked in bed. After the second or third romp she ended it with them. Naruto on the other hand was a stud that would leave her weak in the knees and sore for days.
Saeko smiled as her window opened and her best friend entered the room. Saeko got up and walked around the table before kissing Naruto on the cheek. Hello Naruto. Do you want some tea?" asked Saeko getting him a cup and pouring him some.
"Thank you Saeko-chan. So your back to normal I see," said Naruto taking a seat at the table.
"Normal no, but the haze in my head is gone. Although I still want to be fucked silly, I'm alright at the moment," said Saeko taking a sip of her tea.
Naruto nodded. "Are you free today Saeko-chan?" asked Naruto.
Saeko nodded. "Yes. Remember I just got back from a 8 week long mission," said Saeko taking another sip of her tea.
"Then get dressed. I want to take you out," said Naruto.
Saeko smiled at her friend. "You don't have to do that Naruto-kun. I'd much rather stay and cook for you my king," said Saeko.
Naruto smirked at Saeko. "Shouldn't a king give his queen whatever she wants?" asked Naruto.
Saeko walked up to Naruto and traced two fingers over his chest. "I'd rather stay in tonight and keep you all to myself Naruto-kun," said Saeko.
Naruto smiled before giving her a small kiss before walking over to the stove. "If you so inset on staying in tonight, then I'm at least cooking. Kami-sama knows that you've only had field rations for the last 8 weeks,"
Saeko smiled at her friend. "Thank you my friend," said Saeko even though her heart ached to say 3 little words that they had said they would never say to each other again.
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Saeko: Yes! I get my wish!
Killjoy: LOL good luck.
Zaara: Still not sure if your the one or not.
Saeko: (Glares at Zaara)
Tayuya: I will have Naruto.
killjoy: Just like old times
Zaara: Lets try and avoid having angry females trying to kill us