Title: The Contemplation of Perfection
Author: landofthekwt
Genre: Satire
Universe: Canon
Rating: G
Word Count:246
Warning: None Issekiwa Chink Theme
Summary: Sesshoumaru thinks about how perfect he is
As long as he could remember he had been perfect. His parents had even named him " killing perfection." Every morning he would stare into the clouds contemplating his perfection. This morning was no exception. He was up early staring into space marveling at his magnificence. There was a mental check list which he kept. He would tick off each item that made up the wonder that was Sesshoumaru.
He was without a doubt the most beautiful creature in the universe.. His weaponry made him easily the most powerful creature on earth. His manners were impeccable, his taste refined. His clothing and mokomoko-sama were of the highest quality and always in style. It did not bother him that he did not have a mate. No one could ever hope to meet his standards of beauty and taste. That special someone would have to love him as much as he did.
In the midst of this reverie a small voice interrupted his train of thought.
" Lord Sesshoumaru. Lord Sesshomaru, look at the pretty flowers I put behind Ah-Un's ears. Aren't they pretty."
"Lord Sesshoumaru, Lord Sesshourmaru, can't you stop that silly girl from putting flowers behind Ah-Un's ears. It makes Ah-Un more like a flower child and less like the killer that they are."
"Ah-Un likes the flowers."
"They do not"
Lord Sesshoumrau looked dumbfounded at his companions. Somehow in all the commotion his train of thought had come to a grinding halt.