A/N: Ron and Hermione need a turkey. Granger-Weasley and Ronmione fluff.

Submission for:

Countdown to Christmas Drabble/Oneshot Competition!: Day 14 - Christmas turkey

DECEMBER Fanfiction Scavenger Hunt Competition: One of my OTP - Romione

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.


"You forgot to get the turkey!" Hermione screamed, grabbing Ron by the front of his jacket and shaking him.

With a frown, he took both her wrists and pulled her off him. "Hermione, don't do that. I'm sorry I forgot, but you know how busy the Ministry gets around this time of year, you work there too."

Hermione bit her lip and let Ron place her hands at her sides, "I know, Ron. I'm sorry, but what are we going to do without a turkey?"

Ron stepped away from her a bit and tapped his chin thoughtfully. They couldn't have Christmas dinner without a turkey. Rosie and Hugo were counting on every Christmas being perfect and Ron couldn't deny them that wish.

He spun to face her with a wild look in his eye, "To the Muggle supermarket!"

Hermione raised her eyebrow, "But you hate the supermarket."

Ron grabbed her hand and her jacket off the hook near the door and pushed it open. "Desperate times call for desperate measures, my dear."


"What do you mean you have no turkeys?" Ron practically screamed at the cowering clerk behind the deli counter.

Hermione tugged on his sleeve and pulled him away from the girl, "What my husband is trying to ask is are you going to be getting anymore?"

The girl shook her head and said, "I don't know, Ma'am. It's December 24th so it's unlikely."

Ron was still red in the face, about to open his mouth again, but Hermione quickly said, "Thank you, miss," and pulled him away.

"What will we do now?" Ron asked. "We have no turkey so no Christmas dinner."

Hermione then looked around and said, "We'll have to do what we promised we wouldn't"

Ron groaned and said, "Why did I have to open my big mouth last month?"

Hermione leaned up on her toes and gave him a peck on the cheek and teased, "Because you wouldn't be Ron without a big mouth."


Ding Dong!

Ginny opened the door with a wide grin on her face, "Well, if it isn't Mr and Mrs Weasley. To what do I owe the pleasure on this wonderful Christmas evening?"

Ron narrowed his eyes and said, "Just let us in, Ginny."

Ginny giggled and gestured for her brother and family to enter, "It's not my fault you couldn't find a turkey on Christmas Eve, Ron."

"Blame the Ministry!" Ron said as he let his family walk in before him while pulling up the door behind him.